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I need to sing my alphabet and I can never trust skeletons (hmm, don't you want to sit me down?) I just want my lily pad Hot potato Yeah one time I bit a geese My left shoe leaks shock geese (hmmm, that's gross) Ate a big leech (Ooooh how'd you keep it down) HOT POTATO The tin man sat in the soup (of course he did)

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ON BOARD MISFITS PRIVATE JET
HEADING TO GERMANY

Antony could hear laughter coming from the back of the Private Jet, so he got up to investigate. He could hear someone singing, he thought he could hear Melanie's voice.

MELANIE: 'Hot Potato, hot potato, hot potato.'

Antony walked up to Melanie, she was watching something on her laptop.

ANTONY: "What's going on down this end of the plane, Melanie?"

Melanie quickly closed her lap top.

MELANIE: "Nothing,"

ANTONY: "Didn't sound like nothing, what were you singing?"

MELANIE: "Like I said nothing,"

ANTONY: "It sounded something to do with hot potatoes?"

Melanie giggled like she was a schoolgirl.

MELANIE: "It's nothing really. I'm trying to stay focused so I could do what I need to do in Germany,"

ANTONY: "I have every faith in you that you'll be fine. You always manage to succeed in making a nuisance out of yourself. Wednesday won't be any different,"

MELANIE: "Well it's not like my matches, I can create havoc. Something that is always a part of me."

ANTONY: "Your havoc makes you crayzee, and we need you to be crayzee this week."

MELANIE: "Don't worry, I'll bring my crayzeeness and then some,"

Antony smiled and turned and headed back up the aisle.

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49 times we fought that beast Your old man and me It had a chicken head with duck feet With woman's face too (Oh, that's rad!) And it was waiting in the bushes for us Then ripped off your dad's face He was screaming something awful In fact it was this huge mess I had to change the floors (The floors?) You see his blood it drained into the boards And I had to change them But we all got a chicken duck woman thing Waiting for us Everyday I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love 'Cause something is waiting in the bushes for us Something is waiting in the bushes of love Everyday I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love 'Cause something is waiting in the bushes for us Something is waiting in the bushes of love Yo, never knew my dad He didn't care about me Dead horizon is all my macrobinoculars see Moisture-farming all my life, not a drop spilt My aunt and uncle, double suns I'm sipping blue milk My aunt and uncle, double suns I'm sick of blue milk But then a desert hobo came and told me We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us Everyday I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love 'Cause something is waiting in the bushes for us Something is waiting in the bushes of love Everyday I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love Something is waiting in the bushes for us Something is waiting in the bushes of love Hold me, when I open like a flower Hold me right And I ain't had to bake for girl in a long time A long time I thing my cooking's awesome I've got a picture in my photo wagon Ha ha, I keep it popping Yeah, she'd probably loved to honky tonk (She'd probably loved to honky tonk) That's what I said. Mmmmm (Waiting for us) I used to ride across the desert, you know I used to glide on my speeder and pray That I don't find what I don't want to find Waiting for me around the corner, oh no, no (Waiting for us) I used to ride across the desert, you know I used to glide on my speeder and pray That I don't find anymore crispy bodies by the door 49 times, it was 49 times And now it might be waiting for you Could be hidding behind this scrap pile (It's just a big cow) I know you really want someone to hold you But we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us Everyday I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love Something is waiting in the bushes for us Something is waiting in the bushes of love Everyday I worry all day (all day) About what was waiting in the bushes of love Something is waiting in the bushes for us Something is waiting in the bushes of love Everyday I worry all day (I used to ride across the desert, you know) About what's waiting in the bushes of love (I used to glide on my speeder and pray) Something is waiting in the bushes for us (That I don't find what I don't want to find) Something is waiting in the bushes of love (Waiting for me around the corner, oh no, no) Everyday I worry all day about what's waiting (I used to ride across the desert, you know) In the bushes of love (I used to glide on my speeder and pray) Something is waiting in the bushes for us (That I don't find what I don't want to find) Something is waiting in the bushes of love (Waiting for me around the corner, oh no, no) I used to ride across the desert, you know I used to glide on my speeder and pray That I don't find what I don't want to find Waiting for me around the corner, oh no, no (Waiting for us) I used to ride across the desert, you know I used to glide on my speeder and pray That I don't find what I don't want to find Waiting for me around the corner, oh no, no

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As Antony made his way back down the aisle of the plane, he could hear more this time towards the center of the plane. He walked up to see Scarlet looking at her laptop while singing along.

SCARLET: "It had a chicken head with duck feet, With woman's face too,"

ANTONY: "Miss Donaldson, is everything okay up here?"

Antony saw Scarlet quickly close her computer. and looked around.

SCARLET: "Everything is fine."

Antony walked up to her and sat across in the seat opposite her.

ANTONY: "You haven't said much since we left Wyoming? I'm just a bit concerned,"

SCARLET: "There's nothing needed to be said, I fucked up, so I am needing to fix what I stuffed up, and get back to my winning ways. I'll sort myself out,"

ANTONY: "Well you are a very proud woman, so I have no doubt in that."

SCARLET: "I let Boris win. I dropped my guard. I should have won, but like I said I fucked up, and will sort out what I need to sort out."

ANTONY: "Just don't be too despondent. You have another chance next Anarchy."

SCARLET: "I'm not like Kris, or Melanie. They are used to losing, but I know they work very hard to better themselves. But I need to be on top of my game. 1 from 3 isn't a good look."

ANTONY: "Well I'll make sure you get some more training when we get to Germany,"

SCARLET: "Appreciate that."

ANTONY: "Are you ready for your roll on Warfare?"

SCARLET: "Yes, very much so,"

ANTONY: "Good. I'll leave you to get back to whatever preparation you were doing for it,"

Antony stood up, and saw Scarlet smile. He made his way forward.

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Rockin' Rockin' and rollin' Down to the beach I'm strolling But the seagulls poke at my head Not fun! I said "Seagulls mmgh! Stop it now!" Everyone told me Not to stroll on that beach Said seagulls gonna come Poke me in the coconut And they did And they did Had me goin' like Nothing I could do but yell When these birds attacked me When I tried to run I fell And then these kids start laughing And then Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack Where'd it come from? Now run, run, run, jump! I can be a backpack while you run Run, run, run, jump! And stop Put me down I love to groove and boogie Yeah Great Show you some dance moves No I don't want you to If I had your giant feet Out there on the beach Could have outrun those birds You're a psycho weiner! Let me grab my beater Stop it please! {noise} Dont hit me Please Dont hit me Hey come on man! Quit that banging Hey, what's that stank? You put a fish in our basket! Oh yeah! I forgot I did that You owe me an apology Just hold your breath and see When the time is right Birds will bite your face Now run, run, run, jump! I can be a backpack while you run Swing from a hairy vine I can be your backpack while you climb Stand on one hand and lift Rocks with your special gift Run, run, run, jump! Now breathe That's good Like that Like that One day I was walking and I found this big log Then I rolled the log over and underneath Was a tiny little stick And I was like, "That log had a child!" Listen boy Someday when you are older You could get hit by a boulder While you're lying there Screaming "Come help me please!" The seagulls Poke your knees Stop it now!

Antony got near the front of the plane and could hear music. He saw Kris watching his lap top and there was a song he was watching.

ANTONY: "How are you doing Kris?"

Kris looked at where Antony was standing, just beside him. He closed his lap top.

KRIS: "I still don't know why I had to come. I told you I did not want to go to Germany."

ANTONY: "Mastermind and I believe it might do you some good to return to your home country."

KRIS: "You keep saying that. I just don't feel it."

ANTONY: "I wanted the group to be together. So we could work together, and find a way to help you all through your losing streak that you guys have going."

KRIS: "I don't see myself having any matches while Mastermind is focused on being on Warfare and being at the PPV. He'll proabably want to go back to the Warfare after the PPV too. I'm just doing nothing but acting like back up muscles for everyone else."

ANTONY: "Listen, everything will sort itself out. You just need to relax."

KRIS: "I'm not going to relax by going to Germany, and there is no way I am going to see my mother."

ANTONY: "I've spoken with her, she wants to see you."

KRIS: "Well tough, I'm not going to see her. You guys can, but I won't."

ANTONY: "I will give you time to change your mind."

KRIS: "I won't."

ANTONY: "We will see. Anyway get some rest. We'll be meeting up with Mastermind soon.,"

Kris shook his head, and looked out of the window.

Antony walked back to his seat.

ANTONY: "What is up with everyone watching strange videos today?"

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Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon' have a mark from my stick From my stick My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't wanna! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick (Mm-hmm) You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It's my perfect stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green! Got me sick! My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Don't you like my stick? No, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my perfect stick My stick and me take walks every day Past the hooligans down by the ocean When they laugh at my stick, then they learn How my stick is much denser than bacon Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute) But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him) People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?) But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick I disappear for years then reappear Right here to cheer about my cool stick When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm I could break your stick usin' just my brain My stick?! I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Not my stick! Hmm-mm My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp Yeah, you want my stick I mean, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my big boy stick Bought a bag of venom and I wish I Really, really, really didn't (It turns out) Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison) Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good) Everybody can agree that seagulls are The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst) I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick Everyone can see it's better than bacon I kiss my stick, it's my stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon

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LOCKER ROOM OF MASTERMIND
ALLIANZ STADIUM
MUNIC, GERMANY

The camera fades into Mastermind's Locker Room as he is preparing for his match against Tommy Wish. He is seen walking around trying to not focus on his nerves. The camera focuses on a table in the middle of the locker room. On it were 4 boxes. In each box was 1 particular item. A Potato, what looked like a shrub, what looked like a plastic Sea Gull, and what looked like a stick.

Mastermind can be heard singing.

"My stick, my stick, is better than bacon."

Suddenly he is aware of the camera and that he is now going live to the XWF Universe.

He stops, and looks into the camera.

"It all comes down to this. I'm about to take on my next opponent Tommy Wish, and lately he has been going on about how he's not trying to mention my name because if he does, because it will prove that I have won this mental game that we have been playing this whole fortnight. Well let me tell you right here, right now Tommy. I won the mental game right from the start, from the moment you tried to make it about mental game playing.

"You won't name me, well that's good. I'll name you. Tommy Wish. You are about to go down in history as the loser that you are. The one opponent who I stopped from equalling my 9 match losing streak. I'll just put it out there."

Mastermind walks up to the table, and looks at all 4 boxes.

"You are all probably wondering what all this means? So I'm going to tell you. Especially Tommy Wish."

Mastermind picks up the potato and looks at it.

"While I would love to bring out the Shane in me, and say to Tommy, that I am 'going to take this potato and shove it up your sorry ass' I'm not going to put myself out there like that. That's Shane 's deal. That's not my deal. My deal is all about Mind Controlling and T-shirts. I prove week in week out that is what I am about. No body seems to get that. You all seem to have your own little deals going on, but when it comes to my deal, you laugh at it. Well I'm sorry that that's the case. No, I'm not sorry. Not really.

"So Tommy see this potato right here. You are this thick spud right here. That's right I'm calling you a thick spud. Because you are pathetically thick. I'm going to say this is what I am going to do with you when it comes to tonight."

Mastermind drops the spud and stands on it, it squashes beneath his boot.

"I am going to squash you tonight like the thick spud that you are, Tommy. And there's nothing that you can do about it."

Mastermind then holds up what looks to be a plant of some sort.

"This represents the many branches that is Tommy Wish. This signifies his career at the moment."

Mastermind starts breaking off branches.

"Tonight I am going to snap you like a twig. Tonight I am going to tear you apart. Because it's my night to do so. I have had enough of your smugness. I have had enough of you thinking that you can't name me, and that I am clearly a different person to you Tonight I am going to tear you limb from limb, and tonight I will end my losing streak."

Mastermind drops the plant, and looks down at the plastic seagull.

"Do you know what Sea Gulls are? They are scavengers, they like to take their chances and steal opportunities when they can, like if people are fishing they like to swoop in and catch the fish."

Mastermind picks up the seagull and looks at the camera.

"Here's the difference between a seagull and Tommy Wish. Tommy likes to scavenge around for matches that he thinks he can win. He likes to come on in, and takes something that doesn't belong to him. He likes to think that he can prey on others. Well it ain't going to happy tonight Tommy, because tonight Tommy I am going to bury you in your own shit. I am going to destroy you."

Mastermind drops the seagull to the floor and it shatters into pieces. Mastermind smirks his infamous smirk.

"That's what is going to happen to Tommy. He's going to end up in pieces. And it's going to be at my own hands."

Mastermind then picks up the stick.

"This signifies me. A strong unbreakable stick. I am strong, and I am unbreakable. Tonight will all about be my redemption. I will not make it back to 9 losses in a row. You better watch out Tommy, because I am coming for you,and I am going to destroy you and break you like you deserve to be broken. You had your chances as you have stated yourself Tommy. But tonight you will fail. Tonight I will stand tall and tonight you will be my 50TH victory. A little milestone both ways.

"I'm not going to equal 9 straight losses, I am going to pick up my 50th Win. And my 50th win will be against TOMMY WISH.

"You are going to Wish that you never came up against me tonight, Tommy.

"See you very soon when I wipe the floor clean with you, and let me just say this one last time. I wouldn't master MIND that at all."

Mastermind drops the stick to the ground. He grabs a broom from nearby and sweeps all the mess away. He walks off of the camera, and the camera fades out.