Roman: "I've been dealing with some personal problems lately that have distracted me from this wrestling thing. At first I wasn't really into this, or I should say, I became a wrestler for the wrong reasons. Now I'm thinking that maybe I need to get back on the horse and show Cent that the same championship blood that runs through his veins also runs through mine. So Vinnie, how about being a pal and not kick out?"

(Roman shoves Vinnie off of Thunder Knuckles and covers him for the pin!)

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Tell you what dude. This isn't official right now since no one ever got around to declaring me the winner last time... Ahem, Atticus? I texted you like THREE ti,mes... but let me go take care of business real quick and I'll explain to you exactly why you're bad and should feel bad.

Cool?

Yeah, it's cool.

K, I'm back.

Aaaaaanyway, you're awful and kinda irrelevant, you know? Like, I mean, who even are you? Centurion's little brother? Are you like the bad twin out of the set of twins like in that one movie about twins, Twins?

Well, I'm not into it. I feel like you need a makeover. Hey you, skinny dude in the ref shirt that doesn't fit? Who are you?


Uh... Ari, sir? The mailroom guy you made a referee last week?


Great. Give Roman here a makeover. You look like a man who can do makeup.


Vinnie leaves.

Roman: "Does this mean that I'm a referee now?"

It does now!

Vinnie you fool! He'll declare himself winner now. Hes the ref he can do that.

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1x Federweight champion

XWF record
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Universal record 13-24  

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