Ok it's time for bRiaN sTorM's years of noodling to finally pay off. He has a secret weapon today, he brought a jar of blackberry whiskey and a 5 pound tub of homemade butter to lather his pale, freckled, hairy bare arm up with before he went wiggling it around in the water, in search of some channel catfish. One jar of blackberry whiskey later and more than half of the tub of butter, it finally happened, a great big channel catfish had latched onto half of bRiaN's arm. For about an hour, bRiaN wrestled this giant six foot long channel catfish that weighed in at about four hundred and twenty pounds. With it biting and chewing at his arm, all the while. After a little sawing action from the great beast's teeth, going up against some sweet southern whiskey punches, eventually bRiaN managed to effectively bludgeon this monstrous channel catfish into a state of unconsciousness and pull it out of the murky red, bloody water.