DO YOU WANNA EAT ME!?!

Man you I swear fo' God..

Lookin like a mofuggin Oompa-M in that ugly ass costume.

"Oompa Doompa Cheeseburger Stew
Nobody wanna eat any part of you.
Oompa Doompa Side Salad? Nope.
You fat and dumpy like a bean bag, bro."

..still love ya fam'

Id rather eat an asian girls pussy

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Me too brother!

"I heard pussy. Who needs a hooker?"

Y'all need variety

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Eat you? No. I'd rather put a bullet in your skull.

HEY LOOOK ARE ME I'S AND CUCKCOCK ALL DAYS DERRRRR HUH HUH HUH GKUG GLUG GIMME YOUR SPERM CELL!

My sig got edited to match my overly shitty behavior so now I can play tough guy asshole IC anywhere I go. Except at home where my mother will beat my o-ring to keep me in line.

a quick story for you...

two cannibals were eating Samual Madison and the one takes a bite and looks at the other and says, "Does this taste Funny?" the other one takes a bite and looks at the first cannibal and says, "No not at all!"



I hope you enjoyed that quick story...

(02-10-2018, 07:40 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Id rather eat an asian girls pussy

You'd have to eat the pussy. Sure as hell won't be fucking it with that belly overlapping your dick.

HEY LOOOK ARE ME I'S AND CUCKCOCK ALL DAYS DERRRRR HUH HUH HUH GKUG GLUG GIMME YOUR SPERM CELL!

My sig got edited to match my overly shitty behavior so now I can play tough guy asshole IC anywhere I go. Except at home where my mother will beat my o-ring to keep me in line.

Neat trick, how do you do?

(02-25-2018, 11:18 AM)erikblack Said:

(02-10-2018, 07:40 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Id rather eat an asian girls pussy

You'd have to eat the pussy. Sure as hell won't be fucking it with that belly overlapping your dick.

u forget I already fucked an asian.. MIA YIM

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(02-25-2018, 05:41 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:

(02-25-2018, 11:18 AM)erikblack Said:

(02-10-2018, 07:40 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Id rather eat an asian girls pussy

You'd have to eat the pussy. Sure as hell won't be fucking it with that belly overlapping your dick.

u forget I already fucked an asian.. MIA YIM

No you haven't. You haven't seen your dick since at least 1986

HEY LOOOK ARE ME I'S AND CUCKCOCK ALL DAYS DERRRRR HUH HUH HUH GKUG GLUG GIMME YOUR SPERM CELL!

My sig got edited to match my overly shitty behavior so now I can play tough guy asshole IC anywhere I go. Except at home where my mother will beat my o-ring to keep me in line.

My dick is huge and I can see while im fat and skinny so stfu

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Peter, you do know that egging you on right?

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

yes but its fun to bury them with facts ;)

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(02-26-2018, 04:31 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: yes but its fun to bury them with facts ;)

Jokes, Gilly. Let's fight some time.

HEY LOOOK ARE ME I'S AND CUCKCOCK ALL DAYS DERRRRR HUH HUH HUH GKUG GLUG GIMME YOUR SPERM CELL!

My sig got edited to match my overly shitty behavior so now I can play tough guy asshole IC anywhere I go. Except at home where my mother will beat my o-ring to keep me in line.

Soon we will

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

*****snickering*****

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

I'd rather eat your mothers crust.

IT STRIKES AGAIN!!!

Yeah, like a fucking cobra when my name is involved. Now back up i'm sure you're obsessed with me already boy.

(05-28-2018, 12:55 PM)Scott St Pierre Said: I look just like Maverick, or like Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, maybe even more people in XWF history, because some weird plastic surgeon likes churning out people that look like Randy Orton.

Wow, you're very self-aware. Kudos, sir.

Engy, don't sweat the new kids too hard.

(05-28-2018, 01:41 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 12:55 PM)Scott St Pierre Said: I look just like Maverick, or like Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, maybe even more people in XWF history, because some weird plastic surgeon likes churning out people that look like Randy Orton.

Wow, you're very self-aware. Kudos, sir.

Engy, don't sweat the new kids too hard.

Oh my god i'm in floods of tears laughing, find something original to throw at me, boring, pathetic, same old shit. Yawn......

(05-28-2018, 01:44 PM)Scott St Pierre Said:

(05-28-2018, 01:41 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 12:55 PM)Scott St Pierre Said: I look just like Maverick, or like Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, maybe even more people in XWF history, because some weird plastic surgeon likes churning out people that look like Randy Orton.

Wow, you're very self-aware. Kudos, sir.

Engy, don't sweat the new kids too hard.

Oh my god i'm in floods of tears laughing, find something original to throw at me, boring, pathetic, same old shit. Yawn......

You aren't really worth the effort. But here goes.

You're a clogged toilet, full of shit and useless until otherwise noted.

You're a cup of ramen noodles someone put in the microwave without water. Still unpalatable but getting heated for no good reason.

You're a pound of expired cold cuts. Nobody remembered you existed until it was evident you were spoiled, rancid, and toxic.

Y'know, I could rip your head off, use it as a commode, and sell it on eBay for enough loot to build a children's hospital in my name, and you know why? Because me shitting on you makes you fucking credible.

So save the basic bitch Ghost Tank bullshit trash talk tactics, you can leave your comments for how fucking boring or played I am in a box and set it on fire for all I fucking care.

I am the XWF, and Scotty doesn't know.

Now step off and build a fucking career, there's nothing for me to end yet.

(05-28-2018, 01:41 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 12:55 PM)Scott St Pierre Said: I look just like Maverick, or like Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, maybe even more people in XWF history, because some weird plastic surgeon likes churning out people that look like Randy Orton.

Wow, you're very self-aware. Kudos, sir.

Engy, don't sweat the new kids too hard.

I'm sweating it just enough to collect enough ball sweat to fill a certain somebody's water bottle with.

Robbie smiles and points at Engy. He then cautiously sniffs his water bottle...

(05-28-2018, 02:06 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 01:44 PM)Scott St Pierre Said:

(05-28-2018, 01:41 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Wow, you're very self-aware. Kudos, sir.

Engy, don't sweat the new kids too hard.

Oh my god i'm in floods of tears laughing, find something original to throw at me, boring, pathetic, same old shit. Yawn......

You aren't really worth the effort. But here goes.

You're a clogged toilet, full of shit and useless until otherwise noted.

You're a cup of ramen noodles someone put in the microwave without water. Still unpalatable but getting heated for no good reason.

You're a pound of expired cold cuts. Nobody remembered you existed until it was evident you were spoiled, rancid, and toxic.

Y'know, I could rip your head off, use it as a commode, and sell it on eBay for enough loot to build a children's hospital in my name, and you know why? Because me shitting on you makes you fucking credible.

So save the basic bitch Ghost Tank bullshit trash talk tactics, you can leave your comments for how fucking boring or played I am in a box and set it on fire for all I fucking care.

I am the XWF, and Scotty doesn't know.

Now step off and build a fucking career, there's nothing for me to end yet.

"I'm not worth the effort yet you're taking your time on me, clearly contradicted yourself.

If you really think a few pathetic insults are going to phase me in the slightest, you're clearly fucking deluded.

Your opinion to me is like giving Bill Fucking Gates a pound and expecting him to give a flying fuck. Is the career you have built for yourself even worth my time destroying? I'm pretty sure it would give me something to do in my spare time to be honest, not much of a challenge, just something to fuck around with on the side lines.

I look forward to any more pathetic shit you might pour from your slime ball of a head, until then i'll go concentrate on some other little bitches trying their pennies worth, keeps me entertained until I get to decimate, ciao for now."

Oh, shit, he pointed out that I contradicted myself!

That must mean that everything that I say matters in some way.

Juxtapose whatever it is that Scotty says, which is so uneventful he has to talk about me talking.

Just so long as the topic is Robbie Motherfucking Bourbon, Scotty might, just might, seem interesting.

It still doesn't explain why he looks exactly like Maverick, Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, and a bajillion other clones out there of Randy Orton. Seriously, get Anderson Cooper on this shit to get to the bottom of all the Randy Orton clones.

Seriously, break the fucking mold, don't settle for being shat out of one.

(05-28-2018, 02:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, shit, he pointed out that I contradicted myself!

That must mean that everything that I say matters in some way.

Juxtapose whatever it is that Scotty says, which is so uneventful he has to talk about me talking.

Just so long as the topic is Robbie Motherfucking Bourbon, Scotty might, just might, seem interesting.

It still doesn't explain why he looks exactly like Maverick, Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, and a bajillion other clones out there of Randy Orton. Seriously, get Anderson Cooper on this shit to get to the bottom of all the Randy Orton clones.

Seriously, break the fucking mold, don't settle for being shat out of one.

"Only thing i'm going to be breaking is your fucking jaw if you don't stop going the fuck on. Keep it coming ball bag, I'm not growing bored of your so called attempt at insults yet.

You've also repeated the same shit about how I happen to look and quite frankly, if I really gave a shit i'd of done something about it wouldn't I? I kind of like the fact it's of some importance to you, sad fuck."

(05-28-2018, 02:43 PM)Scott St Pierre Said:

(05-28-2018, 02:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, shit, he pointed out that I contradicted myself!

That must mean that everything that I say matters in some way.

Juxtapose whatever it is that Scotty says, which is so uneventful he has to talk about me talking.

Just so long as the topic is Robbie Motherfucking Bourbon, Scotty might, just might, seem interesting.

It still doesn't explain why he looks exactly like Maverick, Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, and a bajillion other clones out there of Randy Orton. Seriously, get Anderson Cooper on this shit to get to the bottom of all the Randy Orton clones.

Seriously, break the fucking mold, don't settle for being shat out of one.

"Only thing i'm going to be breaking is your fucking jaw if you don't stop going the fuck on. Keep it coming ball bag, I'm not growing bored of your so called attempt at insults yet.

You've also repeated the same shit about how I happen to look and quite frankly, if I really gave a shit i'd of done something about it wouldn't I? I kind of like the fact it's of some importance to you, sad fuck."

Well there has to be some reason someone has taken the look of Randy Orton and decided to give it the Xerox treatment ad nauseam. What does someone have to gain from that? It's not you, specifically, you're just the next in line. I'm pretty sure we'll get a Gus Manbaum, a Derek Spitoon, The Incredible Andy, Ben Van Iten, "Supercuts" Sted Wilshire, and a Billy Campwagon walking through here that looks just like ya at one point or another. The real puzzle has nothing to do with what walks through the revolving door and more to do with who built the revolving door. What does this mad doctor in his nefarious lab have to gain from churning out so many cookie cutter non-variations of vanilla, bland gobs of wasted flesh?

Simplest answer; you're a clone built for organ harvesting should the real, original model need a new kidney, testicle, or elbow.

And welcome to the XWF. Nobody has shut me up yet, you won't either. I guess it's pretty strange being the megaglobal brand that we are and you aren't familiar with the body count I've racked up, but I think that comes with the territory when you're just a clone built in a test tube and unleashed on the world about a week ago.

(05-28-2018, 03:15 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(05-28-2018, 02:43 PM)Scott St Pierre Said:

(05-28-2018, 02:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, shit, he pointed out that I contradicted myself!

That must mean that everything that I say matters in some way.

Juxtapose whatever it is that Scotty says, which is so uneventful he has to talk about me talking.

Just so long as the topic is Robbie Motherfucking Bourbon, Scotty might, just might, seem interesting.

It still doesn't explain why he looks exactly like Maverick, Basic Bitch Doctor Reno, and a bajillion other clones out there of Randy Orton. Seriously, get Anderson Cooper on this shit to get to the bottom of all the Randy Orton clones.

Seriously, break the fucking mold, don't settle for being shat out of one.

"Only thing i'm going to be breaking is your fucking jaw if you don't stop going the fuck on. Keep it coming ball bag, I'm not growing bored of your so called attempt at insults yet.

You've also repeated the same shit about how I happen to look and quite frankly, if I really gave a shit i'd of done something about it wouldn't I? I kind of like the fact it's of some importance to you, sad fuck."

Well there has to be some reason someone has taken the look of Randy Orton and decided to give it the Xerox treatment ad nauseam. What does someone have to gain from that? It's not you, specifically, you're just the next in line. I'm pretty sure we'll get a Gus Manbaum, a Derek Spitoon, The Incredible Andy, Ben Van Iten, "Supercuts" Sted Wilshire, and a Billy Campwagon walking through here that looks just like ya at one point or another. The real puzzle has nothing to do with what walks through the revolving door and more to do with who built the revolving door. What does this mad doctor in his nefarious lab have to gain from churning out so many cookie cutter non-variations of vanilla, bland gobs of wasted flesh?

Simplest answer; you're a clone built for organ harvesting should the real, original model need a new kidney, testicle, or elbow.

And welcome to the XWF. Nobody has shut me up yet, you won't either. I guess it's pretty strange being the megaglobal brand that we are and you aren't familiar with the body count I've racked up, but I think that comes with the territory when you're just a clone built in a test tube and unleashed on the world about a week ago.

"I stopped paying attention to any of that once you said the first couple of words. The point of it all is, is I wanted people to bite and it worked, i've got a whole bunch of you rattling on now and I absolutely fucking love it, love it even more that it's people spitting out pathetic insults.

I've been around a hell of a lot longer than you could fucking imagine, had more experience than you'd believe so you can continue to think and believe whatever the fuck you want until the time comes when i'm slapping you around the ring like the little bitch you are."

*Sigh*

Like a puppy. Every day is the first.

You are correct, if you have any experience whatsoever, I don't believe it.

If you want to cause a commotion, do it in the arena kiddo. When I walk to the ring, the people all chant my name. Robbie Bourbon, then they clap. They know who I am.

When you walk to the ring, people will get confused, and I guarantee you will most likely hear "Maverick" or "Joshua Reno" chants. That is unless I'm the one seeing you in the ring, then they'll just call you what you really are; the next guy getting wrecked.

(05-28-2018, 03:48 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: *Sigh*

Like a puppy. Every day is the first.

You are correct, if you have any experience whatsoever, I don't believe it.

If you want to cause a commotion, do it in the arena kiddo. When I walk to the ring, the people all chant my name. Robbie Bourbon, then they clap. They know who I am.

When you walk to the ring, people will get confused, and I guarantee you will most likely hear "Maverick" or "Joshua Reno" chants. That is unless I'm the one seeing you in the ring, then they'll just call you what you really are; the next guy getting wrecked.

"We will see about that won't we, sooner or later. Honestly, what you believe is pretty irrelevant, like your whole existance.

I always pride myself in never proving myself to people like yourself, but how satisfying it will be for me when i'm standing over your lifeless body in the center of the ring once i've defeated you. The time will come, i'm sure of that, fuck nut."

See, that's the funny thing. Around here, love me, or, more commonly, hate me, I am super relevant. Former champion, I've faced anybody who's been anybody. I was wrecking bodies before you ever learned to lace your boots up.

I've never even heard of you.

Because you're a clone that was pooped into existence like a week ago.

Seriously, you calling me irrelevant is like a moldy french fry calling McDonald's irrelevant.

But by all means, keep your pride and all. You have yet to prove yourself to me or anyone else around here.

(05-28-2018, 04:07 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: See, that's the funny thing. Around here, love me, or, more commonly, hate me, I am super relevant. Former champion, I've faced anybody who's been anybody. I was wrecking bodies before you ever learned to lace your boots up.

I've never even heard of you.

Because you're a clone that was pooped into existence like a week ago.

Seriously, you calling me irrelevant is like a moldy french fry calling McDonald's irrelevant.

But by all means, keep your pride and all. You have yet to prove yourself to me or anyone else around here.

"Yes, yes, boring, rambling on STILL. Heard of me or not, you have now haven't you and you are still taking the time out of your self proclaimed 'super relevant' life on a clone that was produced in a test tube and then ten minutes later, according to you, clearly eaten and pooped into existence, all in the space of a fucking week! Damn that's some fast work.

I have all the pride in the world, that is all I need, not your approval, that's for fucking certain. Like i've said, we will soon get our time, whenever the match is set, doesn't phase me either way boy."

"What the fuck is a Randy Orton?"

"What the fuck is a Scott St. Pierre?"

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

(05-28-2018, 10:07 PM)Griffin MacAlister Said: "What the fuck is a Randy Orton?"

Um...

Robbie whips out his phone, boops the screen a bunch, and regardless of using Yahoo, Bing, or Google search, pulls up the following URL and connects a projector to his phone for all to see.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Orton

You were what they meant by "no child left behind", huh?

(05-28-2018, 11:16 PM)Azrael Erebus Said: "What the fuck is a Scott St. Pierre?"

”Coming from the person with a name like yours, LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD!!!”

She has a point though, Scott. I mean dat puss need be rising su,pin furious in my loins today but even you look like the idiot. You'd afraid of me too.