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Chris Clemens · (01-01-2018)

-$- The scene opens up with The Impossible Chris Clemens standing in front of Gloria Golds luxurious pink mansion somewhere in Jacksonville, Florida. It's a chilly day with a gloomy overcast. Chris stands tall with his usual optimistic smile and his Brunello suit. Behind him sits Gloria Golds pink stretch Hummer and Chris's green stretch Hummer side by side. He looks back at the mansion and then back at the camera. -$-

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Chris - Happy new year my Impossible fans! Chris Clemens reporting live from the aftermath of the Impossible INC New years party. Gloria and the gang kicked off 2018 with one of the biggest block parties I've ever seen. You're probably thinking to your self... "Well Chris, how are you so chipper after such a big party.?" Well, that's simple my Impossible fans! Chris Clemens isn't stupid. You see, the Impossible One has restraint and discipline. Chris Clemens puts business before pleasure 100% of the time, even on New Years. I have plans for 2018 and getting my head full of cocaine and whiskey isn't one of them. That's my plan for 2019 after I single-handedly rebuild this federation from the ground up. I, Chris Clemens will take the XWF and spin it into mountains of gold. Call me Rumpel fucking Stiltskin! Everything I touch turns to gold, money, and power! Just look behind me. This is what employees of Impossible. INC have to look forward to. A life of luxury and parties. Let's get in here and check out the damage report and get these guys up and at em!

-$- Chris Clemens waves the cameraman to follow him as he turns and starts walking towards the front door of the house. The camera follows him in-between the two stretch Hummers and up the sidewalk to the front door. Chris gives a few hard knocks to the sturdy oak door. A few moments pass as Chris looks back at the camera and shrugs. He then twists the doorknob and the door pops right open. He slowing makes his way in followed by the camera directly behind him. Once inside the camera reveals a house full of drunk people laying passed out all over the place. Geico is seen sleeping in the distance on top of what looks like a broken mechanical bull in the middle of the living room wearing nothing but a pink thong. One person is sleeping on top of a chandelier hanging from the ceiling. It slowly creaks back and forth as it looks like it may fall at any moment. Chris yells.. -$-

Chris- GLORIA!!

-$- Chris looks around in shock as he steps on something squishy. He reaches down and picks up a used, full, condom then realizes it and throws it in disgust! -$-

Chris - Oh god damn, what the hell happened last night!? GLORIA!!

-$- Gloria Gold comes walking around the corner dressed in her usual business attire. She looks awake and ready to start the day. -$-

Gloria - Oh I didn't hear you come in. There is coffee and waffles in the kitchen.

Chris - What the fuck happened here last night?

Gloria - I don't really know. I went to bed early. Geico, on the other hand, looks like he had a great time.

Chris - Who the fuck are all these people?

Gloria - Your guess is as good as mine. Hey, you ever hear from that Mcbride guy?

-$- Chris shakes his head to get the confusion of the situation out before answering. -$-

Chris - No, I haven't actually. I don't know where the little leprechaun is hiding out!

Gloria - Maybe on the other side of the rainbow? (laughs)

Chris - Wouldn't surprise me with all the freaks they got running around the XWF.

Gloria - I'm gonna go finish getting ready for the day. I'll meet you at Impossible INC headquarters.

-$- Gloria walks off as Clemens turns and faces the camera -$-

Chris - And that my friends is why I hired Glory Gold. She puts business first no matter what. As far as Mr.Mcbride goes, I searched high and low, near and far. Still I found nothing. I called all his favorite pubs and noting!! But who knows, the Irish stick together so I'm sure they were covering for him. Mcbride, I don't know where your hiding but I understand why. I wouldn't want to face the Impossible one ether. I mean people will understand if you don't show up. I mean it's impossible to think that someone so low on the food chain could ever compete with a wrestling god like my self. I mean come on!! A petty criminal against the likes of I, Chris Clemens, the most impossible thing since peanut butter met jelly!

-$- The chandelier with the man sleeping on it suddenly falls with a loud shattering sound. Chris jerks his head down from being startled then slowly looks back behind him and then back at the camera with a smile. -$-

Chris - Well, I'm gonna go try and get Geico down off the mechanical bull. Mcbride, where ever you are... You better be ready! Chris Clemens doesn't put on shit shows. If you're not at the top of your game I WILL make god damn sure I please the crowd and if that means Impossible-plexing your ass all over the XWF arena, then so be it. Welcome to 2018 Mcbride! I hope you're ready because stopping me from getting to the top of the XWF will be..... (smiles) fucking IMPOSSIBLE!!

-$- A drunk naked guy with panties on his head goes walking in front of Chris Clemens and the camera shot. Chris tries to hold his serious look for the fade out but has to keep looking around the drunk guy. Chris finally grabs him by the shoulders. -$-

Chris - Get the fuck out of my shot man!!

Drunk Guy - Hey maaan, you got a cig?

-$- Chris shakes his head before shoving the guy, sending him flying off camera followed by glass breaking sounds. He cracks a smile at the camera and then turns and looks at the mess behind him while shaking his head. The camera fades as Chris starts walking towards Geico stepping over bottles and broken glass. -$-

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