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KimAnderson · (12-27-2017)

Well look at that guess Drezdin remembered that he was actually booked for a match but something tells me that this might be the only time we hear from him or if we do hear from him again it is going to be nonsense like that last little promo he just graced us with.

So Drez, it’s nice to finally meet you and I have been racking my brain at something witty to say to you but really what can I say that isn’t a bigger joke than your career.

But I will say this about your last promo, it confused the hell out me and no it’s not because I am so dumb that I get hit by park cars like you kept saying, but because it looked like it was written by a toddler, I guess I shouldn’t really expect much from someone as old as you.

I don’t fully understand

making this match a Viagra on a Pole match saying that the only person in this much that has any use for the shit is you.

Drez isn’t XWF management afraid that if you get you old ass hands on any Viagra that you might end up having a heart attack especially with two fine pieces of ass in the ring with you in me and Luna because I really don’t think your heart will be able to handle all your blood going down to that old dry up micro that you call a penis in your pants. So I make it my duty to make sure that doesn't happen as I don't think I could live with myself if I left you to die in the ring even if it is bound to happen sooner or later.

Luna don’t think I forgot aboot you eh, so I am going to ask you again…. How about after this little match we go back to the hotel and munch a little carpet? I do have ask though does the carpet match the drapes? Maybe if you ask nicely I can introduce you to my good friend Karl, he is 8 inches and vibrates and wow does he ever know how to hit the right spots.

Great now I went and turned myself on, thankfully Karl isn’t too far away and can help me with that until we have our fun in a few days. I don’t know what it is about you I just find redheads fucking hot, even if they try stealing your soul after mating.

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