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Seth Feder · (08-18-2017)

What We Know So Far

The Review

IN PART ONE we find out the whereabouts of Seth Feder. He's into some debt with various people, but they are not the only ones looking for him. Vinnie Land is trying to find Seth in hopes that he would be able to get in touch with his brother Sid Feder. At the right time, Seth finally answers Vinnie but requests a nice payday. This helps Seth pay off his debt, and have some left over to continue his ways. Vinnie feels screwed and once again cannot get in touch with Seth until Seth phones Vinnie, and mentions he's in the desert.

IN PART TWO Vinnie sends a helicopter to pickup Seth. The pilot ends up passing out due to Seth goofing around, and finally wakes up pissed. To calm things down, Seth decides to reveal a big secret that no one knows about to the pilot whose name is Timothy. The secret is Vinnie Lane is really Seth's father. On this new bit of information, the two decide to take a detour and go party. Seth also finally dials Sid's number, but it's disconnected.

IN PART THREE Seth decides to tell Vinnie the truth -- that he is his father. Vinnie gets upset at the prank because of loud mouth Timothy. To a bit of shock, Seth tells Vinnie that it isn't a prank and he has proof.

IN PART FOUR we find Seth drugging Vinnie and stealing several thousand dollars to go gamble in Vegas. Upon Vinnie coming back into reality, he begins the search for Seth and locates him. Before Vinnie could really react, he finds Seth winning. In fact, Seth ends up making them both half a million dollars. While this brings Vinnie's nerves a bit calm, Seth sees it as the perfect opportunity to tell Vinnie that Sid's number has been disconnected; but quickly tells him that he would be willing to fight until Sid is contacted.

VINNIE LAND & SETH FEDER ended up taking a break from one another. Vinnie had business to take care of and let Seth remain in the newly built home in Las Vegas. Seth had aquired a batman suit, several new vehicles, expensive clothing,
and a butler named Alfred. Of course, we have to mention the high valued Batman graphic novels and comic book collections. He became so obsessed with this new persona that he hired Christopher Nolan and Christian Bale to help him become a real life Batman / Bruce Wayne. Oh, don't forget the King of the Ring is Saturday.

Vinnie Land has been trying to learn how to deal with the new revelation that he received from Seth, but still believes it's a big prank. Without the knowledge of Seth, he decided to hire specialists to look further into this father-son deal. Seth, on the other hand, decides he's going to continue to milk it like it's the truth.

To be honest, Mr. Lane couldn't help but feel a bit overwhelmed with how Seth is acting towards him upon their last encounter at the casino. No matter where he went in the world, Seth would figure out where he was staying and send him presents to show some appreciation. The sending of gifts was out of character from the Seth Feder we all know, as was the receiving gifts to Vinnie Lane. They both were out of their elements during this time and they both were not sure how to react. Vinnie Lane never had a son -- that he knew of, and Seth never really had a strong relationship with Poppa Feder.

From the floor mat that said "The Feder-Lane Family" to the pink t-shirt that read "The #1 Dad" all seemed normal to a Brady Bunch-like family, but to a Feder-Lane possible family was a bit.... strange.

In between these strange bonding moments, Vinnie was running a company and walking around with his eyes constantly looking in every direction; and Seth was trying to get back into ring shape by playing Batman.

Friday Night Arrives - One Day Before KOTR

A video was received by Vinnie Lane to help promote the King of the Ring event, more specifically the match itself from his "son."

It's dark outside. You can see the Vegas lights far into the background, but not enough to light the person standing in front of the camera. It wasn't clear who it was until he spoke.

"The clown. It still talks.

Panzy called me a baby in some previous promo, then complains that I get opportunities; and now he starts talking baby talk. I'm pretty sure we can all come the conclusion that Panzy is indeed the one with the pacifier stuck in his mouth.

After he realized how shitty his promo was towards me, he goes on to copy me by saying he wants me to break his arm so he can stop listening. You're the one that brought up my pops and brother, not me -- so I'm really not sure what you're complaining about when I brought up the fact that you brought them up. What the fuck did I just say?

Seriously Panzy, talking to you in this back-and-forth deal is like talking to a fucking baby. I don't mean it in the sense of saying you're acting like one, I mean in the sense you are one. And since you are one, I get why it's difficult to grasp what I'm saying and you get all confused. You can blame it on being from another world or planet or universe, but we can all safely say it's because you're a baby. Perhaps you're controlling this dumbass clown with a remote control.

What makes it worse is when you deny your butt-pirate relationship with Trax. When you try to talk all grown-up, I can see those similarities between the two of you -- meaning the emphasizing words PERIODICALLY-AH. You two are a match made in heaven. Maybe he likes your baby talk.

I'm not sure what the kind of tension is between you and Trax at the moment, but you both are lusting hard after my family. All you either can do is talk about Sid and Pops. Sid this... Pops that --- Sid this... Pops that.

I think you're obsessing more over my brother than Vinnie is -- and that's fucking sad. I should have taken a XWF pool to see how many times you'll talk about my family and mention their name.

I get the need you wanna talk about them and that

-desire to be with them or be in the ring with them. Hey man, I'm not into the jackhammer scene but if that's what you do with your 'powers' then dream on about Sid and Papa Feder. Hell, I don't even know why you want to bring them up in your promo -- you weren't even around when they were here. You must have been doing some deep google searching on them. Which one is your computer background? -- Sid or Pops? --

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And really -- so what if Vinnie fucked my mom? You assume she slept around because a few kids from two different fathers? That's a big leap of an assumption, but that's what you tend to do. I mean, it is your gimmick -- is it not? You like to use that imagination. You jump in your cardboard box and pretend it's spaceship, then you go fly anywhere you want.

Too bad you can't go back in time and stop your birth. That would save us a lot of headaches,

-talk, and the world would just be a better place. But I get it, you're powers do have its limits.

Maybe after this failure of being a clown, you can morph into a Power Ranger and talk about the evil monsters that are going to come down and attack us all, then you'll be our hero. Fuck. I really hope we can just fast forward your dumb shit so you'll end up like Blockbuster.

And now to Engy and Maddy....

Someone told me Maddy has a thing for me. It's understandable. I'm not here to fuck your bitch Engy. She's really not that good looking, but to each his own. Someone has to fuck her I guess -- so why not you champ? A team player.

By the way things are done between you two, it seems Madison likes to do all the talking and you like to do all the fighting -- can we call it fighting? Hey man, everyone likes to try. I have no problem with you trying and all.

Truth be told, the word is you guys have my name in your laptop via search engine results. The rumor is Madison was looking up something and saw my name in the history and blamed ole Engy. If this is true, and Engy denied the search, maybe Madison's been searching and so Engy wouldn't get all upset, she beat him to it and played the blame game. Now, it may be fake. That's just a rumor. If it is fake, then it seems to me that I'm on someone's mind. Maybe it's why Madison wanted to try and trash talk me -- to get my attention.

Madison just needs something to plug her mouth shut, and apparently she isn't getting it from a certain someone.

Serious Engy, you're trying way too hard to be about the ladies. And Madison is trying way too hard not to be interested in 10 Times Better Seth Feder.

After I get crowned King ---

Blue lights are flashing nearby which divides Seth's attention. He starts rambling nonsense while slowly looking away in the direction of the siren. If he doesn't react, then his career as the "Batman" are over.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

WILL THE CAPED CRUSADER IGNORE HIS INNER PULL TO HELP ANOTHER INNOCENT VICTIM? -- OR WILL HE TURN A DEAF EAR AND CONTINUE ON HIS RANT ABOUT HIS UPCOMING OPPONENTS?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK...

SAME BAT TIME...

SAME BAT CHANNEL....

Seth pauses and looks like he just heard a voice. He starts asking himself while the camera continues to record if anyone heard that voice. Of course no one else is around to answer.

He takes the camera with him and moves with haste towards the police siren -- but not faster than a speeding bullet. His feet carry him down the steps from the building he was at and into the streets. He looked around and noticed nobody was paying much attention to what was going on. Taken back, he reached into his pocket and grabbed his cell.

"Alfred? Hey, it's Seth. Fuck that Batman shit. I'm 10 times better than that fuck. I'm Seth Feder! I'm 10 Times Better than anyone on this fucking Earth. Get the plane ready. It's time for me to go see Vin and beat some bitches to get a crown.

--- Firing you? Hell no. We're good. Call Pops and tell him I'll be arriving shortly."

After he hangs up, he searches his contacts and finds his brother's name. He deletes it. A smile comes across his face and he seems to be back to norm before the whole Batman deal.

Perhaps Seth is moving on with his life and getting out of the shadow of another Feder such as Sid, or even Bruce Wayne / Batman. The wild and unhinged loner walks through the streets of Las Vegas once again with a cigarette in his mouth.

After a few blocks, he stops into a hole in the wall strip club.

The strip club is known to have some rough people there who like to gamble. Seth spots a few and is back at it.

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Seth wakes up with a busted lip, messy hair, and his clothes ripped like he had a rough night. He hears a voice welcome him from waking up, and let's him know he has less than eight hours to pay what he owes or he's going to lose some fingers.

He requests for one phone call.

"Hey? Vinnie? No, this isn't a new number. I'm using someone else's phone. Look ---

Seth goes on to tell Vinnie he went bak to gambling and lost a substantial amount. Vinnie can be heard yelling at Seth and telling him it's time to cut the bullshit. Vinnie gives the final proposal: he pays this last debt if he gets in contact with Sid.

"-- There's a small issue. I didn't want to tell you since finding out your my dad and all. The truth is Vin, Sid is dead."

Vinnie goes silent for a few minutes,
but seems a lot longer. The next words Seth hears stuns him -- Vinnie agrees to pay the debt again. Seth gives him the address and Lane confirms he'll be by to pick him up, and head out for King of the Ring tomorrow evening.

"-- Thanks. There's a lot more to the story with Sid. No body has actually been discovered, but let's say I --."

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