FROM STUDIO 7 - UNIVERSAL STUDIOS - HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA
Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
Tommy Wish
- vs -
Abigail 2500 word limit
Standard Rules
Savage opens with Abigail already in the ring and awaiting her opponent.
The lights goes off in the arena, and starts to flicker as his theme plays on the X-Tron. Then the lights turns white, and Tommy comes down to the ring with giving high fives to the fans. Then he rolls into the ring.
Tommy Wish caught Abigail by surprise with a stiff clothesline to start the match. From that point on, he used his size and weight advantage to maintain the upper hand against Abigail. Tommy Wish spends a small portion of the match trying to put the moves to Abigail, but she is having none of it. Abigail manages to slip a knee to the Wish's junk to create an opening. Ultimately it doesn't work to her advantage, as Tommy Wish is able to quickly regain control of the match. Tommy uses "More Human Than Human" to end the match via pin fall.
Winner - Tommy Wish
Dr. Psycho
- vs -
Finn Kühn
2500 Word Limit
Stipulation Submission Match
Black overcoat and Fedora in style of Undertaker WIth current Sting Entrance
No Mercy begins it's slow beginning, with all lights in the arena going out sans a lone spotlight at the stage. After a few seconds, Finn comes out with his head bowed, hands behind his back and a black hooded jacket being worn. Finn begins to slowly walk his way to the ring, the spotlight following him. As the song begins to say, "No Mercy..." for the first time, Finn kneels on one knee, hands going to the metal grate, and as the song revs up, Finn shoots up, removing his hood and runs into the ring. From there, Finn poses on the turnbuckle for the fans, and bounces on his feet as he prepares for the match.
This match starts off with the two men meeting in the middle of the ring with some good old fashioned chain wrestling. Psycho manages to take Finn to the mat with a double leg take down and tries to lock in his Psycho Booby Trap early, but Finn easily slips out after a low blow. Finn goes on the assault with quickly paced high impact moves. Finn misses a dive from the top rope, which allows Dr. Psycho the opportunity to turn things around. Psycho uses a mix of strikes to keep Finn off his game. Eventually Dr. Psycho see's an opportunity to try and take this match home. Psycho hits Critical Punch Rush and then is immediately all over Finn Kühn in an effort to lock in his Psycho Booby Trap. Finn tries to fight him off, but Psycho eventually manages to lock in the submission. Mika Hunt drops down to check on Finn Kühn. Finn yells at Mika to check his foot. Mika realizes that Finn Kühn managed to get his foot on the bottom rope, and calls for Psycho to break the hold. Psycho refuses to comply and Mika threatens to disqualify him. At the 4 count Psycho releases the hold. Psycho waste some time arguing with Mika. He seems to threaten her in an attempt to intimidate into calling the match in his favor. Psycho turns his attention back to Finn Kühn, who hasn't moved from the spot that Psycho left him. Psycho pulls him up from the mat, and sets him up for a Psycho Driver. Finn Kühn manages to break free and hit a big drop kick! At that point Finn Kühn begins zooming across the ring and knocking Psycho back to the mat each time he tries to get to his feet. Finally, Finn Kühn hits a neck breaker that opens up a window of opportunity for him to set up and hit To The Skies, Death's Grasp! Dr. Psycho does his damnedest to make it to the ropes. He's just inches away when Finn Kühn drags him back to the center of the ring and locks in the Sharpshooter once more. A few seconds later, and Dr. Psycho has no choice of to submit!
Winner - Finn Kühn!!!
Jenny Myst And Madison Dyson
- vs -
BX3
Josh Reno and Bilbo Bromer Blumpkinz
(Ha, suck it nerds!) ~JT 2500 Word Limit
Standard Rules
This match should be an interesting one, for sure. Two former enemies, turned friends, and now tag team partners.
Huey D. Louie: This is like GLOW, except its not.
Tig O' Bitties: This next match is a tag team match, set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Jenny Myst and Madison Dyson!
At the ten second mark, Jenny steps out from the mist, pun intended. She begins to walk down the ramp, wearing her black and white outfit. She walks down the ramp and turns, pointing towards the entrance where she expects Madison to be in tow. But there is no Madison, and Jenny points again. No Madison.
Jenny huffs, but climbs into the ring anyway, stepping into the ring but without the ass shake this time. She is clearly pissed.
Huey D. Louie: Where is Dyson?!
Jim Ross: Did Madison abandon her partner here? It looks like Dyson left Jenny high and dry! Bah gawd she has to face BX3 all alone!
Jenny sighs as BX3's music hits.
Tig O' Bitties: And.....er.....her opponents.....BX3!
As the music hits, Reno comes walking out, but Bilbo is nowhere to be seen.
Jim Ross: What the hell is going on here?!
Huey D. Louie: Both partners seem to have abandoned the other.
Just then, Madison is seen on the ramp. She is pushing Bilbo's wheelchair, and he is slumped in it. There is blood on his face between his glasses.
Jim Ross: My god! There is Dyson! And she has attacked Blumpkinz!
Huey D. Louie: A bloody blumpkin!
Reno is leaning over the ropes, yelling at Madison. Jenny smiles and grabs Reno, whipping him around.
PINK PERFECTION!
Reno is out cold. The bell rings. She goes for the pin but running and sliding into the ring, breaking up the pin is Madison.
Jenny gets up and throws her arms up like "what the fuck?"
"No.....not that way. Lets torture these cunts!" Madison says. Jenny smiles.
Picking up Reno Madison tosses him over the ropes and directly into the wheelchair of Bilbo, knocking it over. The two women leave the ring and go under it. Jenny grabs a stop sign, and Madison a table. Maddy sets up the table on the outside and Jenny then pulls out a ladder. Reno is up and shoves Jenny into the barricade. The ref is counting.
1
2
3
4
Madison punches Reno and whips him into the ring apron.
5
6
Jim Ross: These two are going to get counted out, or disqualified if they use those weapons!
Huey D. Louie: I don't think they care.
7
Madison sets the stop sign on Reno's head and Jenny climbs the ladder. The crowd is roaring.
8
9
Jenny is about to jump.
Jim Ross: My god! The little devil is going to break herself in half here to prove a point!
Huey D. Louie: Jennnnnyyy!
Just as Jenny is about to jump the ref counts to 10.
He goes to signal for the bell for a double count out.
Just as the bell is about to ring, the lights go dim.
The crowd is frantic now.
JT Washington steps through the curtain with a Microphone.
JT: Ref, I appreciate you doing your job, I do, but this match is not going to be a double count out. Oh no. And if Miss Myst decides to jump off that ladder, it will not be a disqualification, either.
Jim Ross: Is he saying what I think he is saying?!
Huey D. Louie: I think so, Jim!
JT: This match is now a NO DISQUALIFICATION CONTEST......
Jenny nods at Madison, who punches Reno a few times. Jenny then takes a big breath and looks up to the sky.
WHISPER IN THE WIND THROUGH THE STOP SIGN AND THE TABLE!
Reno is broken damn near in half, and Jenny is out as well.
Madison turns her attention to Bilbo, taking him out of his chair and rolling him into the ring.
Once in the ring, Madison grabs him by the hair. She slaps him a few times in the face. Bilbo spits in her face. She wipes it off with a look of disgust.
She drops Bilbo and wipes her face again. He begins to roll towards the corner. She slides out of the ring and grabs his legs, spreading them, and pulling him crotch first into the ring post!
There is an "oooohhhh" from the crowd. Rolling him outside the ring, she gets him on his knees. She sets his face on the steel steps in a bite down position.
Jim Ross: Oh no! Madison is setting up "American History Yikes"!
Huey D. Louie: This has to be a hate crime! This is abuse of the handiapped!
Madison backs up, and runs for the dropkick portion of the move but Bilbo moves at the last second and she crashes leg first into the steps!
She rolls on the mat, holding her leg. Bilbo scrambles into the ring as fast as he can. On the outside, Reno and Jenny are beginning to stir. Jenny uses the ring apron to pull herself out of the wreckage. Reno rolls the other way.
Jenny climbs into the ring. Bilbo sees her and runs as best he can on his little legs, kicking Jenny in the ribs. And audible "oofff' from her as she rolls onto her back.
Jim Ross: I don't even know who the legal woman is! There hasn't even been a tag!
Huey D. Louie: Think Jenny is wearing underwear under those shorts?
Jim Ross: Really?
Huey D. Louie: I think I saw a lip slip!
Bilbo gets on top of Jenny and begins to slap and punch and yell like a . Reno now rolls into the ring. But so does Madison on the other side. Reno pulls Bilbo off Jenny, then picks him up, dropping him cross body on top of Jenny!
The ref counts.
1!
2!
Madison limps over and kicks out the cover. Jenny is holding her back, rolling over, that ladder jump taking a lot out of her.
Reno and Madison exchange blows before she locks him into a DDT! Dropping him with a DDT she rolls out of the ring and limps towards Tig's area. Shoving her off the chair, Madison grabs it and folds it. Sliding back into the ring and sets it on the mat. Jenny is up and Madison signals for her to finish it. Jenny picks Reno up by the head as Madison kicks Bilbo, who rolls out of the ring. Jenny runs and bounces off the ropes.......
GOLD DIGGER onto the chair!!
Madison is holding her leg and telling Jenny to cover.
Jenny, holding her back, picks Reno up and slaps him in the face, taking him down. Dropping her but down on his chest she yells at the ref to count. He looks confused, as to not knowing who is legal as it is technically a tag team match. Finally, he does.
1!
2!
3!
Winners: Jenny Myst and Madison Dyson
Tig O' Bitties: And the winners of the match, Jenny Myst and Madison Dyson!
Madison holds Jenny's arm up in the middle of the ring! Jenny is still wincing as the dive from the ladder took its toll. Madison pats her on the back and rolls out of the ring as Jenny's music hits.
Chris Chaos
- vs -
Rydan Phyre 2500 word limit
Standard Rules
Tig O’ Bitties: This match is for one fall, making his way to the ring... he currently resides in Clearwater Beach, Florida…. CHRIS CHAOS!
The words "FOLLOW ME"show up on the X-Tron screen as smoke billows at the entrance. Blue and white lights flicker. At the 10 second mark, he steps through the smoke wearing his jacket (Rated R Edge trench coat).
Huey D. Louie: I am so glad he has this new music. Lacuna Coil is soooooo much better than Dope!
Jim Ross: We have seen a transformation in Chaos, for sure. He is seemingly even more ruthless now than before, you saw what he did to Micheal Graves!
Looking to both sides of the crowd. He walks slowly to the ring until he gets about 3/4 of the way down, then jogs and slides into the ring (edge style)...When he gets into the ring he gets up on the far turnbuckle and gets up on it, throwing both arms up.
Chaos jumps down and takes off the jacket. He folds it and hands it to the time keeper as he awaits his opponent.
Tig O’ Bitties: His opponent who hails from London, England… Rydan Phyre!
As pyro blasts rock the arena, the sounds of "Don't Fear The Reaper" echo loudly. With a bright flash of red light, Rydan Phyre appears at the top of the entrance ramp. As the pyro blasts begin to cease Rydan makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.
Jim Ross: This kid, I am told, has some potential. But he is in for one hell of a tall task tonight. Chaos is no joke!
Huey D. Louie: I am not the biggest Chris Chaos fan in the world, but this may be the shortest upper card debut in history. Chaos is on another level.
Ding
Ding
Ding
Chris and Rydan circle around one another the ring. Both men lock up, and Chris places Rydan in the corner and Headbutts him a few times, Rydan reverses and places him on the corner. Rydan moves back from the corner, and charges at Chris and hits a Dropkick that makes Chris sit on the lower rope corner. Then Rydan Mudhold Stomp him until the ref counted to three as Rydan breaks it off and argues with the ref.
JR: Rydan is dominating Chaos in this match folks.
Huey: He is to the point the ref has to cover for him not to hurt him even futher.
Rydan turns and Chris manages to Forearm Smash Rydan in the face, Chris hits it again and grabs him by the left arm and Irish Whips him to the ropes, and lands a Tilt-A-Whirl DDT on Rydan who is on the mat. Chris attempts to lock in a Boston Crab, but Rydan kicks him in his chest and he does a kick up and gives him flurries of kicks that makes Chris kneel on one knee, and Rydan sizes up on him, and he gives a Shining Wizard. Rydan goes to the apron, and hits a perfect Springbroad Moonsault that he transtions into a cover for the pin…
1…
Kickout
Chris Kicksout, and Rydan stomps on him a few times to the body, but the last stomp was caught by Chris and he Arm Sweep Rydan to the mat. Chris gets himself up, and he works on the left leg by stomping on it. Then he drags his leg to the corner pole, and heads to the outside and he pulls the left leg up and smashes it to the corner!
JR: BAW GAWD Huey just smashed Rydan’s left leg in the corner! He should be Disqualified for it!
Huey: I don’t think the ref even seen it, and also… it’s SAVAGE, where anything goes to win in this match.
Chris does it again, and he lets his grip go from his leg. Then heads back into the ring and he stalk on Rydan like fresh meat. Then he lifts him up, and hits a European Uppercut to Rydan who stumbles in the ring. Then he grabs the back of his arms and hits a stiff Release German Suplex to Rydan. Chris then taunts to the audience for the hell of it…
JR: We see Chris dominating Rydan, and now he is making himself vulrable for an attack from Rydan.
Huey: I think Rydan Is out of it JR…
Chris then goes to the downed Rydan, and he lifts him up to his feet. This time, Chris places him in a Powerbomb position to hit a Jackknife, but Rydan reverses it to a DDT on Chris. Rydan then holds his left leg that was in pain. Then he hobbles to the corner to rest, but Chris comes up to him and gets hit with a FIREBALL from nowhere to Chris face that knocks him down on the mat!
JR: What In the hell was that?
Huey: How would I know JR?, Rdyan musta gone back in time to gain his dragon’s flames into his hands.
Then the ref gone towards Rydan, and was threatening him that he would get DQ’ed, but Chris, who is wiping his eyes, see an opening and leans into the corner. As soon the ref left Rydan, the ultimate opportunist hits a SPEAR on Rydan, who is laid out on the middle of the ring. Chris lifts Rydan up again, and this time he places him up on his shoulders…
JR: I think he’s going to his finisher on Rydan!
Chris then walks in a circle with Rydan… and he hits …
THE EQUALIZER!
Chris immediacy pins Rydan….nodding his head with each count and a psychotic look.
1…
2…
3!
Winner: Chris Chaos
Jim Ross: Chaos wins another!
Huey D. Louie: Can we go to commercial? I want to finish this Scotch that Neville let me sample before our main event starts!
Jim Ross: Da hell?
MAIN EVENT
Television Title Match
Neville Sinclair
- vs -
Jack Cain 2500 Word Limit
15 Minute Time Limit
Tig O' Bitties: This next match is our main event and is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. It is for the XWF Television Title!
Introducing first, the challenger, from New York City, Jaaaack Caaiiinnn.....
Jack Cain walks through the curtain and onto the ramp. He looks both ways, expressionless, before walking down the ramp with a confident strut. He walks up the steps and into the ring. He grabs the top rope and shakes it, yelling.
Huey D. Louie: He's a freak, a monster, and he scares young children.
Jim Ross: Good thing we are on at night then, huh?
Tig O' Bitties: And introducing his opponent, he is the XWF Television Champion, hailing from Oxford, England......NEVILLEE SIINNCLLLAIIIRRRR
Huey D. Louie: Here is a REAL Champion, JR! We need more stand up chaps like Neville on this show!
Jim Ross: Well this chap is in for the fight of his life tonight!
Neville walks out, his belt around his waist, sipping on his scotch.
Jim Ross: Y'know, for someone who claims to be so smart, I have no idea why Neville Sinclair would drink alcohol before a match.
Huey D'Louie: It's his pre-match ritual, Ross! Besides, a little bit of a buzz never hurt anyone!
Neville makes his way down the ramp, finishing the glass as he walks up the steps. Getting into the ring, he snarles and puts his arms up as the official takes the belt from around his waist and holds it up.
Jack Cain is bobbing back and forth, chomping at the bit for the bell to ring.
Jim Ross: Jack Cain looking confident for tonight's title match, wouldn't you agree Huey?
Huey D'Louie: Sure Ross, Cain does look confident, but here's the thing: in order to win a championship, you need more than confidence and brute strength like Cain does. You need to be able to outwit your opponent, and there's only a few that can outwit our Television Champ.
Jim Ross: Well, we'll be able to soon see if Jack Cain is up to the challenge.
The referee signals to the timekeeper, and the bell rings while a timer appears on the X-Tron.
DING!
DING!
DING!
15:00
14:59
14:58
After a small glance at the timer, Neville Sinclair wastes no time going after Jack Cain, hitting his shin with a dropkick and has him on one knee to start the match! Cain, the towering brute, pushes Sinclair halfway across the ring as the champ tries to lay on some more offense! Sinclair rolls back up onto his feet and tries running at Cain again, and Cain responds with an emphatic shoulder block that has Sinclair rolling out of the ring to collect his bearings!
Jim Ross: Fast and energetic start to this Television Title match! Neither man looks to be backing down as Sinclair pulls himself together outside the ring!
Huey D'Louie: Yeah Ross, but this comes back to what I said earlier: you need to outwit a champion if you want to have a hope of taking the title! Sinclair has the brains to roll out of the ring as soon as the going got tough so he could re-evaluate the situation!
The referee starts counting as Sinclair shoots a look at the timer.
14:12
14:11
14:10
ONE!
TWO!
Sinclair rolls back into the ring, only to be thrown into the corner by Jack Cain! Cain starts mauling Sinclair with shoulder blocks to the sternum! A pained face can be seen on Sinclair as the referee looks to get involved, trying to pull Cain away from Sinclair, but this only angers the big man, who gets in the ref's face! The referee sheepishly backs down, however this gives Sinclair the opportunity to lock a Sleeper Hold on Cain! Sinclair is trying to take the oxygen out of Cain as the big man stumbles onto one knee, his face becoming pink.
Huey D'Louie: Ha ha, this is great! Before you know it, the ref is gonna be raising Sinclair's hand in victory!
Jim Ross: I wouldn't be so sure about that, Huey. Sinclair has one helluva sleeper locked in there, but you and I both know it's gonna take a lot more than that to keep Jack Cain down.
Sinclair takes a look at the timer as he continues to apply the sleeper to Cain!
12:34
12:33
12:32
The time ticking down seems to encourage Sinclair to tighten the hold on Cain, as his face turns a dark shade of purple and gets on all fours. The referee is in Cain's face asking if he gives up, and Cain responds by flipping off Sinclair! The fans pop loud as Sinclair looks flabbergasted! Suddenly, Cain gets on one knee as the fans' cheering encourages him! Sinclair looks enraged as he tightens the hold as much as he can, but Cain is on both feet now! AND HE COUNTERS THE SLEEPER INTO A BACKPACK STUNNER! Sinclair is in a state of shock as he holds his back from the Backpack Stunner as Cain collects himself from that deadly sleeper.
Huey D'Louie: Impossible! How the hell did Jack Cain break out?! He was done in there! Done!
Jim Ross: Now, it comes back to what I said. You and I both know that Jack Cain is one of the toughest sum' bitches in this federation, and he's proving it right now.
Sinclair tries charging at Cain again, but Sinclair gets dropped quickly with a big boot! Referee slides in for the pin...
ONE!
TWO!
KICK-OUT!
Cain doesn't even hesitate as he grabs Sinclair up by the hair and throws him into the corner! Cain backs up to the opposing corner, a smile on his face that would make a grown man shit bricks. And Cain rushes forward, hitting Sinclair with a jumping corner splash! Sinclair's limp body tries to fall out of the corner, however Cain grabs him in an Oklahoma Slam position-- SNAKE EYES INTO THE CORNER! Sinclair slumps into the middle of the mat, which prompts Cain to run off the ropes and hit Sinclair with a massive running senton!
Jim Ross: Cain is going quite well for himself now, wouldn't you agree, Huey?
Huey D'Louie: Shut it, Ross. Like how you were going on about Cain, it's gonna take a lot more than a few big moves to put our Television Champion away.
Jim Ross: We'll see about that as Cain goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
KICK-OUT!
Cain slaps the mat in frustration as he looks at the time.
9:46
9:45
9:44
Cain picks up Sinclair again, but Sinclair comes to life by kicking Cain in the gut! Then he turns Cain around, and then he locks his arms as he turns him back around... BOOKEND! Sinclair hits Cain with the Bookend as he goes for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
KICK-OUT!
Jim Ross: Cain refuses to lose here tonight!
Huey D'Louie: Listen to this place, JR! It's raucous!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap clapclapclap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Sinclair takes a moment to adjust himself and take in the crowd's applause, but this is short-lived as he goes into the corner and sizes up Cain. Watching. Waiting for the big man to get to the right position. As soon as Cain is hunched over on both feet, Sinclair moves in with the EDUCATION!
.....
.......
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD!
Huey D'Louie: DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THINK I JUST SAW?!
Jack Cain caught Sinclair mid-Fameasser and planted him with a Sit-Out Powerbomb as the fans explode! Cain with the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
KICK-OUT!
No one can believe it, least of all Jack Cain who is flabbergasted! Cain looks up at the clock to see where he is on time...
7:36
7:35
7:34
Jim Ross: Time seems to be running out for Jack Cain with only a hair over seven and a half minutes! If he wants to become Savage's next Television Champion, he needs to do something now!
Huey D'Louie: Or he can, y'know, not, and we can still have an intelligent class act in Neville Sinclair as our Television Champ.
Cain starts to feel it. He can feel the audience's approval giving him strength. Cain stands over Sinclair's prone body. This is it. He knows this is it. Cain starts to get ready, with his fist cocked for the TKO punch as Sinclair wastes valuable seconds trying to get back up to his feet. CAIN THROWS THE PUNCH AS SINCLAIR DUCKS IT! Sinclair runs off the ropes as Cain looks stunned! THE EDUCATION BY SINCLAIR! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Huey D'Louie: YES! Sinclair, you got this in the bag! Now's your chance! Cover him!
Jim Ross: It's not gonna be anywhere near that easy, Huey. Both men are exhausted from... from this war.
Huey D'Louie: Screw your 'war' bullshit, Ross. Savage can't have a hulking idiot like Cain as our representative!
The ref begins his count as both men are down.
1
2
3
4
Jim Ross: Both men look totally spent, and there is still a lot of time left!
5
6
7
Both men pull themselves up on respective sides of the ring, using the ropes.
8
9
Both men are up, but wobbly!
Cain stumbles towards Neville, and goes for a clothesline, but Neville ducks it.
EDUCATION!!!!!!!!
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! HE HIT IT AGAIN! OUT OF NOWHERE!
Huey D. Louie: It's over! COVER HIM!
Neville is able to hook one of Cain's massive legs.
1
2
3----CAIN KICKS OUT!
Neville slaps the mat in frustration!
Jim Ross: It's NOT a 3. Cain kicked out! How the hell did he kick out!
Huey D. Louie: He should be disqualified! He isn't a human being!
6:40
6:39
6:38
Jim Ross: What is it going to take to keep the big man down?!
Huey D. Louis: Does anyone have any horse tranqulizer?! We need some STAT
Neville stomps a few times on Cain, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping an elbow over the neck and chest of Jack Cain.
Neville then appears to have an idea. He looks up at the time clock. It is under 6 minutes now.
He rolls Jack over and locks in a Boston Crab! Pulling back hard, Neville somehow contorts the big man's body in the ruthless hold.
Cain is reaching for the ropes, but Neville isn't relenting. He locks the hold in tighter. Cain puts a hand up like he is considering tapping. Neville has his lips pursed, obviously taxed from the effort of holding the big man in this position.
Cain twists, and kicks his other leg, knocking Neville off him and into the ropes. Cain goes to get up, but his leg is bothering him. He goes to grab Neville, who drops to a knee and hits a European Uppercut which hobbles Cain backwards. Neville stays on the assault and charges Cain who catches him.
SPINEBUSTER!
Neville is flat on his back as Cain drops to one knee. Both men are spent.
5:15
5:14
5:13
Cain stumbles over and picks up Neville, who hits a jaw breaker, Cain spins and turns around.
EDUCATION!!!!!!!
Jim Ross: Third time! Is it a charm though?!
Huey D. Louie: IT BETTER BE!
Neville crawls over and hooks the leg.
1
2
3!
CAIN KICKS OUT BUT IT IS TOO LATE!
Jim Ross: He did it! Neville beats Cain again!
Huey D. Louie: All is right in the XWF world! Thank the lord!
Tig O' Bitties: Your winner and STILLLLLLLL XWF Television Champion........NEVILLE SINCLAIR!
Winner: And STILL XWF TV CHAMP: Neville Sinclair
Special thanks to Chris Chaos, John Black and Finn Kühn for turning their matches in on time.
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Take a good long look at the first two matches, does everybody see how bad it looks with the summaries? Compared to what it was before? Come on people get on board if you need everybody to make this machine run smoothly and if you want to keep quality up we need people to actually help out
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Good show as always. Hopefully the match writers can get their shit together.
IC: "Did you see that, Herjavech? It happened almost exactly as I said it would. My arm raised. You lying lifeless on the mat. Now onto bigger and better things, like a certain bumbling assclown named Jack Cain."
January 2018 Star of the Month
- Win | Loss | Draw -
- 2 | 2 | 0 -
Finn, that wasn't necessarily about you. It was just a general notification but maybe I should have thanked everybody who did turn matches in and even though I added a bit to the end of it to make it more dramatic it was still well written and good length. Thank you for your contribution and I hope you continue to write matches in the future
(07-22-2017, 12:21 PM)Finn Kühn Said: But I also turned in my match on time
Good show as always. Hopefully the match writers can get their shit together.
IC: "Did you see that, Herjavech? It happened almost exactly as I said it would. My arm raised. You lying lifeless on the mat. Now onto bigger and better things, like a certain bumbling assclown named Jack Cain."
(07-22-2017, 12:25 PM)Chris Chaos Said: Finn, that wasn't necessarily about you. It was just a general notification but maybe I should have thanked everybody who did turn matches in and even though I added a bit to the end of it to make it more dramatic it was still well written and good length. Thank you for your contribution and I hope you continue to write matches in the future
Thanks! I had just meant it as an off-hand quote lol, didn't mean to hassle you any. The ending though was great, you deserve props for that.
January 2018 Star of the Month
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- 2 | 2 | 0 -
Yes its much better in that light when things work on time
as for you Kuhn I may have lost but yet you need very well highly consider yourself warned of your prior statement how if I kill you I still wont beat you!
in this business making a bold statement like that may very well grant you your deathwish if not by my hand then by another's to be rest assured boy!
literally thank you though writers you deserve it!
Record. 3 and 2
2X HEAVYMETALWEIGHT Champion (7-6-17) (7-16-17)
Personal STIPULATION: Dragon House Match
Pm me for details on it
Phantom Panzer
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
"Man, Psycho. It's kinda like, oh, I don't know, I'm carrying you on my back. Stick with me, kiddo, and we'll go far. Maybe not tag gold, but we'll do well."
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(07-22-2017, 03:21 PM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Man, Psycho. It's kinda like, oh, I don't know, I'm carrying you on my back. Stick with me, kiddo, and we'll go far. Maybe not tag gold, but we'll do well."
"Do you see, Herjavech? Even your partner agrees with me. You get fucking carried."
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(07-22-2017, 12:02 PM)Chris Chaos Said: Take a good long look at the first two matches, does everybody see how bad it looks with the summaries? Compared to what it was before? Come on people get on board if you need everybody to make this machine run smoothly and if you want to keep quality up we need people to actually help out
I'm more of a positive reinforcement kind of guy, but this is a good example. As you can see, the results go up remarkably on time... early even... when we aren't waiting for matches. This is the new normal.
Personally, I think it's much better to have full written matches that are exciting and entertaining, but it simply isn't fair to make everyone else wait because of one or two. Please, please, please, if you are writing a match, turn it in early. Or at the very least, on time.
Oh? Is that so "partner" then allow me to detatch myself and give you a boot up the ass for your efforts! Bravo! Stunning performance last we were together!
I'm warning BOTH of you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
only one time or else the only one who will be doing any carrying here will be ME carrying two dead dumbshit assclowns named Kuhn and Panzer to the Morgue!
YOU especially need to shut up Panzer! Unless you've got a genius Idea how the fuck to beat chaos and myst a.k.a next week's opponents I DONT want to hear a word from you!!!
*stares at both with dagger eyes*
Record. 3 and 2
2X HEAVYMETALWEIGHT Champion (7-6-17) (7-16-17)
Personal STIPULATION: Dragon House Match
Pm me for details on it
"How about Psycho, Panzer, and Kuhn all jam their dicks in each others' mouths and then I whip all three of them and send them back to the Dragon Bath House or whatever the fuck?"
(07-22-2017, 04:47 PM)Nate Higgers Said: "How about Psycho, Panzer, and Kuhn all jam their dicks in each others' mouths and then I whip all three of them and send them back to the Dragon Bath House or whatever the fuck?"
"How about you keep MY name out of your filthy, uncultured mouth and sit at home practicing your backwards ideals while I continue on to superstardom?"
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(07-22-2017, 04:51 PM)Dr.Psycho Said: In all honesty I'm starting to very much regret wanting to sign up for this tag tournament with a patronizing jackass for a partner!
"Honestly, you shouldn't throw away your only chance to have a claim to fame. I know it's disappointing, realizing you get carried 24/7 and you can't do anything right, but please don't make things any worse for yourself."
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(07-22-2017, 05:13 PM)Nate Higgers Said: "What a disappointment to Germany you are. What do you weigh, 115 pounds counting the dildo in your anus?"
"Not as much of a disappointment as you are to your mother, bless her soul for having to deal with a like you in your youth. Maybe you didn't get the message last time? That's okay, 'superstardom' is probably a very big word for you, let me tell you how this goes: I'm the biggest thing going in this federation. I prefer not dealing with bottom-feeding, stats-padding j0bbers such as yourself and a certain Herjavech. Now, like I said, I suggest you keep my name out of your mouth unless you suddenly value the sweet release of death."
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(07-22-2017, 03:21 PM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Man, Psycho. It's kinda like, oh, I don't know, I'm carrying you on my back. Stick with me, kiddo, and we'll go far. Maybe not tag gold, but we'll do well."
"Mister Panzer, if you can not see yourself as a champion, than you should exist the tag tournament right now, for you do not have the iron will to make it to the end."
"It's kinda hard to win, if the trash is clinging to your ankles."
(07-22-2017, 12:34 PM)JackCain Said: Just want to put on record my congratulations to Neville Sinclair. The guy's RPs are well thought out and put across and he deserved the win.
And in terms of match writing thank you to whoever wrote mine, it was great and really enjoyable - apart from the result!
Seriously, I'm beginning to know how MVP felt in 2008!
Thanks man, it's been a lot of fun, and your RPs seem to bring out the best in me. I need to echo the thank you for whoever wrote the match, great job! Unlike Jack, I'm thoroughly satisfied with the result.
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"Oh, I'm sorry, and what have you been doing that gives you the whole air around you that makes you think you can come after me, hmm?
Oh, what is that? Nothing?
Yeah, that's what I thought."
"In what world do you live in where you think YOU can tell me what I can and can not do? Lowborn trash. I will do as I wish. Do you know why, Mister Panzer? Simply because I am above you and thus, I can do what I want, how I want and when I want. So if I see a lower being such as yourself speaking and I feel like putting you in your place. I will do so, and you will take it because you can do nothing about it."
"Oh, oh, oh? A strong, beautiful woman who just so happens to be a shittalker and won't hesitate in putting low-tier trash in their place?"
"Needless to say, you have my attention."
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(07-23-2017, 07:51 PM)Isabella Ravenwolf Said: "In what world do you live in where you think YOU can tell me what I can and can not do? Lowborn trash. I will do as I wish. Do you know why, Mister Panzer? Simply because I am above you and thus, I can do what I want, how I want and when I want. So if I see a lower being such as yourself speaking and I feel like putting you in your place. I will do so, and you will take it because you can do nothing about it."
"Oh, oh, oh? A strong, beautiful woman who just so happens to be a shittalker and won't hesitate in putting low-tier trash in their place?"
"Needless to say, you have my attention."
"Well thank you for the compliment Mister Kühn but I do not think of it as shit talk. It is simply the truth, the clown is beneath me. I only told him how it was and there wasn't anything he could do to stop me. Nothing but the truth.
"Fair enough Miss Ravenwolf, but regardless, you still firmly have my attention. I think I'm going to look forward to watching you compete."
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Phantom Panzer
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"Oh, I'm sorry, and what have you been doing that gives you the whole air around you that makes you think you can come after me, hmm?
Oh, what is that? Nothing?
Yeah, that's what I thought."
"In what world do you live in where you think YOU can tell me what I can and can not do? Lowborn trash. I will do as I wish. Do you know why, Mister Panzer? Simply because I am above you and thus, I can do what I want, how I want and when I want. So if I see a lower being such as yourself speaking and I feel like putting you in your place. I will do so, and you will take it because you can do nothing about it."
"Did you not notice the Power Rankings from Heyman? I'm ABOVE the Uni champ. I'm ABOVE Peter Gilmour. I'm ABOVE Steve Davids. I'm ABOVE John Madison. Where are you on the rankings?
Oh, nowhere...
Figured you do nothing, and you're all talk and no fucking huevos to back up all the shit you're spouting.
Right now, I'm ABOVE you.
Plus, all you are is some kind of witch. I, however, am a GOD! I can reshape reality if I so wished. What can you do? Put some hexes on someone and hope it isn't just blind luck that the person dies?"
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