Matt Lennox
I cry like a baby
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06-22-2013, 09:41 AM
Steve Sayors- Alright wrestling fans we have an XWF exclusive here live for those of you watching on XWF.com. I recently ran into Matt Lennox and Jacob Lewis right before they were going into a local bar. Here it is!
Camera cuts to Steve Sayors grabbing a hold of Matt and Jacob.
Steve- Mr. Lennox! Mr. Lewis! Can I get a few words!
Matt- Oh jesus christ not this guy.
Jacob- Want me to take care of him?
Matt- No, let's just see what he wants. What Sayors?
Steve- I would like to show you a recent cut that Cade Legend just did, here you go!
The two men watch the promo that Cade Legend did as they go from happy to pissed off in the matte of seconds.
Matt- Hmm, I think we got ourselves a problem. We got another funny guy on our hands. Cade, where did you get that little line? "No sex in the champagne room" seems like you have been listening to a little Chris Rock lately ay? Hey Cade, I thought you were a rich boy legend who gets whatever he wants? I mean me and Jacob we got all the money in the world over here but I guess being a so called Legend doesn't get you a whole lot of money. You wanna know why we put in so much money for that one girl? Because we can! We do whatever we want to do! You think you are so funny and clever, Ha!
Jacob- And going back to the saying "No sex in the champagne room" I will let you know something we weren't in no champagne room buddy. I don't know what you do with strippers or anything but if I am putting in money I am gonna get something good out of it. So maybe your looks just aren't as good as ours, sorry about that. I mean you and Chris are always claiming how great you guys are and how famous you guys are. I guess it is true you need the looks to have real fame.
Steve- Are you guys confident in your match?
Matt- You are god damn right we are confident! Cade thinks he knows what he is talking about but in realty he doesn't. After watching that I will make sure I put him out first. I am going to make him bleed and my boy Jacob Lewis will be at ringside making sure I destroy these two fucks. Plus I got Jack Killborn in my corner another great wrestler who I know can knock some heads together. These pretty boys have nothing on us, we are the real deal. We are Incredible! You know what, I think Chris and Cade Legend should go back to wherever they came from whether it was Hollywood or wherever and go back to sucking each other off because you don't know what you are getting in the ring with tonight. After our match you are going to wish you were back in your fancy homes instead of in the ring. I will make sure you go from pretty boys to not so pretty boys.
Jacob- If you fall out of that ring Cade I am coming for you, I will beat the life out of you!
Steve- I think that will be it gentlemen, I just saw you guys and wanted to get your thoughts on your opponen....
Matt- Oh so you just wanted to come harass us? Is that it Steve? You know what, Jacob take out the fucking trash.
Jacob grabs Steve and throws him into the wall and then towards a few garbage cans as everyone laughs at him and the camera fades out.
Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion
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