Ari walks into the HMW Hallways with his Beats By Dre on his head, bopping his chin back and forth while he pushes his mail cart.

He doesn't see Jody Madrox standing there like a chump though! Runs him right over!


"Oh dang, dog! You good homie? You good?"


Jody isn't good, he's stuck under the cart.


"Damn that's whack, fo shizzle! You know what isn't, though? This mixtape I just dropped. It's fire AF, my nigga! It's like Drake's new album he dropped, but not Drake, so it's good, you know? Here's a copy. Bump it in your boom box."


Ari just stands there waiting for Jody to bump it.

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(06-26-2017, 09:37 AM)Ari Silverstein Said: Ari walks into the HMW Hallways with his Beats By Dre on his head, bopping his chin back and forth while he pushes his mail cart.

He doesn't see Jody Madrox standing there like a chump though! Runs him right over!


"Oh dang, dog! You good homie? You good?"


Jody isn't good, he's stuck under the cart.


"Damn that's whack, fo shizzle! You know what isn't, though? This mixtape I just dropped. It's fire AF, my nigga! It's like Drake's new album he dropped, but not Drake, so it's good, you know? Here's a copy. Bump it in your boom box."


Ari just stands there waiting for Jody to bump it.

All attempts color coded... including non attempts.

"spin this hype fire shit my nigga"

Nothing else to see....

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Jody kicks out from under the cart ala Hulk, and takes his mixtape and tosses it to the ground shattering it down to pieces as we see Ari ready to shit his pants.

"Sorry Ari, but I just shot someone at a club AND have to worry about defending this title within a weekend from now. So...FUCK OFF!"

Then he grabs Ari by his hair and tosses him to the nearest glass window that smashes into pieces once he got through it. Then Jody calms himself down by snatching his headphones and walks away with his title and new found Beats.

Sorry kiddo, it looks like you waited a little too long, dude!

This is weird, but...

Winner and NEW Heavymetalweight Champion - Ari Silverstein, a mail clerk

Who are you?

I swear to God, if Theo keeps leaving food out for the strays...

Okay, so, WHO are you? Like, what's your name? Are you lost?

You can't possibly be... Reno?

You know there's a restraining order, right?

I do like a good Chalupa...

Vincent hands Bitch a wadded up five.

Get me a chicken one with nacho cheese added. And a cinnamon twist.