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Jody Madrox · (05-06-2017)

[We see Jody, in a suit standing in front of a XWF Warfare banner with a podium attached to it. He stands, taps on the mics to see if they are working.]

Jody: Is this thing on?

[He taps onto the mics...]

Jody: Right, so hello to the land of Xterme Wrestling Federation, I am Jody Madrox and I am here to say something about myself. I was adopted kid, I wasn't sure who my bio folks are, and I hope they die in a fire. Also, I was wrongfully accused of murder since '01 to the point that they send my black *** to prison until I turned seventeen. Once I got out, I had no clear intentions of getting a high school degree nor a GED. It wasn't like I was going to be a college student, so I laid low in my adopted family crib until they kicked me out for dumb shit, I won't get into all of th--

[Jody then looks down on the podium in an organismic bliss, as he continues.]

Jody: I was left on the street like a lost black kid, until someone let me inside their home to make me a better man that I am today. I won’t say his name, but he inspired me to become a wrestler. Although I am late into the game, I don’t give a *****, I want to get paid to hurt people and get some money out of this shit. But at the same time, I want to have fun with this sport. An—

[Jody then keeps peeking down onto the podium, but ends up rolling his eyes back like if someone is sucking the life out of him. Then tries to speak.]

Jody: Shit, someone is sucking the life out of me…oh man, I just realized who sucks out the fun of promo’s… his name is Outlaw Brain Harris. Outlaw, if you are listing to this speech, I want to say that truthfully that I am scared of you. Not scared of your tats, height, hair, and overall white privilege that ozzes out of you. What AHHH…she swallowed it!!

[Jody then pushes the podium down to see some ring rat sucking him off, but it cuts away into something else.]

[About few minutes later, we see Jody just standing there with his pants down. Then he continues to speak.]

Jody: Like I was saying, what I am scared of is me hurting you. I am not your standard typical wrestler who will do your typical shit in the ring. I am street enough to fuck you up, but smart enough to know how to not ejaculate your blood off your pale skin. Just because you lost some bullshit Newcomer Battle Royal, and got cosigned by Luca in some tumblr page, does not mean that I fear you. You claim this will be my last match, oh no my crazy azz cracker friend, it is just the start for me. While you drown your sorrows in a bottle of beer, I’ll be getting aHEAD of you this upcoming Warfare that is miles away from now. You can smoke my A** all you want, but just know that you will continue being cosigned by someone better then you instead of a winner around these parts, Outlaw.

[Just like that, we fade to white.]

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