-Payne & Joy just posted Podcast #6 online-


Joy: Welcome everybody to the Payne and Joy Podcast, and OMG this is our 6th Podcast! I am joy Giovanni, and next to me is my extremely upset client, Hunter Payne.


Payne: I had him... I fucking had him!... I had Mr. Radio right where I wanted him!....


Joy: Hunter is of course referring to the events that occurred on Saturday's Shove it's 6 man tag team match. Tell the story Hunter.


Payne: I was Irish Whipped into my corner and when Mr. Radio would come to charge at me I was going to side step so he hit the corner, then while he was dazed I would have hit The Payneful Bottom then the 1...2...3... New number one contender. But alas, that didn't happen.... No, It didn't happen because...... because of that son of a bitch John "The Rapist" Black!... Black, You screwed me! And what happened because you tagged in? I bitch slapped you like the bitch you are! Because of you a batshit crazy robot from the planet Zenu is the number one contender for ANY championship he wants. Something that should have been mine!!! Did you see me?! I was a fucking human highlight reel! The fans loved me! Every fan in that damn arena wanted to see Hunter Payne walk out with the win. And because of you and that Rick Jones, Two men that were fucking ghost before the match, Nowhere to be found! But that was fine because nobody knew nor cared if you were in the damn match! Those same ghost ended up costing me and the fans what we wanted! Me on the other hand got everybody's attention, and actually made that match interesting to watch! Black and Jones... Hell, Falcon, Lennox, and Radio as well, this isn't over. I promise you guys there will be a time and place where our paths will cross again and you wouldn't even believe how much I want to physically destroy each and every one of you now more than ever!


Joy: Now Hunter, "Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win" Do you know who said that?


Payne: Who?


Joy: Muhammad Ali. Now you need to shake this off because you've got another match this Monday on Madness against 4 rookies.


Payne: Yes, I got something to say to this rookie team, I've got nothing against you guys, I hope you all do great here, and maybe one day we can meet again on an even bigger plateau... That being said, Monday isn't going to be your night. Just forget about the other 3 for a second, You will all be across the ring from an agitated and enraged Hunter Payne. Something that should be avoided at all cost, because right now I'm feeling very dejected and frustrated, and I plan on taking all of this out on you rookies. So for you newbies, just be ready for thee excruciating Payne that will be coming your way this Monday.


Joy: Great Hun, I'm glad to see you getting all this off your chest, but you also got a Battle Royal Wednesday on Warfare.


Payne: You had a Muhammad Ali quote, well I got a quote for everybody in the Battle Royal... "Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses." Do you know who said that Joy?


Joy: mmmm nope, who?


Payne: Stone Cold Steve Austin! And he knows a little something about winning Battle Royals! Point being, I don't need to know who is in the Battle Royal. All THEY need to know is, I'm coming to Wednesday Warfare to Whip their ass, eliminate them, and win the final Wild Card spot!


Joy: And is that the bottom line???


Payne: It is, because Hunter 'Fucking' Payne says so!


Joy: Hey, you may not be a number one contender yet. But you got something none of these other guys have!


Payne: I know heart and resilience....


Joy: Nooooo, Me silly. ;) I think that's all the time we have for today... I am Joy Giovanni and he is Hunter Payne saying...


Payne: I have Joy Giovanni and you don't! :P


Joy: Hahaha! Payne and Joy out! ;)

-Podcast ends-