-Hunter Payne and Joy post a podcast on the Wild Card Battle Royal-

Payne: Hello viewers. This is Hunter Payne.

Joy: And I am Joy Giovanni.

Payne: This is a historical Podcast Ladies and Gentlemen. It is our first in response to a Wednesday Warfare event. The final wild card spot will be decided in a Battle Royal. A Battle Royal that I made sure I was one of the first if not, thee first to sign up for.


Joy: This makes you booked for 3 separate brand shows in a row. That's no easy task to travel, promote, and compete like that.


Payne: Well if anybody can do it, It's me! I am a competitor. I bring the Payne!


Joy: So what's our topic for today's show. Our first censored show by the way.


Payne: Yes, dang it! Today was the podcast I wanted to mainly play George Carlin's seven dirty word's too! Plan ruined. Ok, well since I don't know any of my opponents for this Battle Royal. Why don't we do what we do best, and talk about ourselves?


Joy: Sounds good. You should mention our new theme songs since we're talking about us.


Payne: Yes, So I decided to change my theme song. And It's weird because ever since I started wrestling in my old company 'Ride' by LostProphets has been my theme song you know, since day 1. But I just kind of felt it was time for a change. As you all know, I am under new management by the beautiful woman sitting next to me. So I just pulled the trigger and went for it. Change is good sometimes.


Joy: So the new theme song is?


Payne: 'Meant to Live' by Switchfoot.


Joy: I like it. A lot. Ok, now can I tell them about mine???


Payne: I still don't understand why you want your own theme song? Managers don't get their own theme songs.


Joy: If I ever needed to be in the ring alone the fans need to be able separate me from you.


Payne: But that's not going to happen.


Joy: Am I not entitled to my own theme song?


Payne: Fine, go for it!


Joy: Ok, it's 'Hard' by Rihanna and Young Jeezy.


Payne: And it won't ever get played.


Joy: Yeah it will.... I promise...


Payne: Anyway we will put links somewhere on the webpage your watching this podcast.


Joy: Now that that's out of the way, I want to talk about the Battle Royal itself. Explain to Mr. Witasick and the XWF fans, what separates you from the others to win the Battle Royal?


Payne: Battle Royal's are all about survival. Being able to adapt to the surroundings. And nobody survives, adapts, and overcomes quite like Hunter... Wait for it... wait, this is a PG podcast today... Freaking!... Payne! But I find a Battle Royal is so special because of the high body count. It's also special because of the reward. In this case a it's a date with my destiny.


Joy: Ok, so say you win the Battle Royal. Then what?


Payne: Let me get out my crystal ball and give everybody a glimpse into the next month here. When I eliminate every sorry excuse for a wrestler in the ring, I'll get the wild card. Then it's on to the dreaded Elimination chamber! Few men get to compete in the Elimination Chamber. Nobody has ever competed in one on their birthday. But I will be the first. June 29th has always been special to me, but it's going to be more special to give myself the birthday present of being the number one contender for John Madison's crown. Then on July 13th! I win that crown. And since I don't believe in a hierarchy, I guess I will just have to replace that crown. Replace it with... the 'XWF World Heavyweight Championship!' And all of that will happen in the time-span of a month.


Joy: Alright, so we got to the theme songs, and your replacing the crown with a Championship bombshell, But somethings missing from this podcast.


Payne: It's probably the lack of cuss words...


Joy: No, that's not it... I don't think you poked fun at anybody in this podcast. I don't know how I feel about a serious Hunter Payne.


Payne: There's nobody to poke fun at yet! Joy just this week alone we have made a mockery of a Canadian and his pet ape, an old Falcon guy, an alien, and you told a women of ill repute to end it all... Uhh I think we can have at least one podcast where we're not making somebody go to sleep crying in the fetal position.


Joy: Ugh, No fun.


Payne: Next time Joy... I promise.... See what I did there? I stole your line. Hahahaha. Well everybody we have come to the conclusion of our very first censored podcast. That was a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.


Joy: That's what she said!


Payne: Wow Joy! Anyways this has been Hunter Payne and as always I am accompanied by the woman beside me Joy Giovanni, Thank you for tuning in.


Joy: Payne and Joy out! ;)


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