(the camera comes on to show the outside of a hospital where benjamin crane is sitting on a bench by himself)

(the cameraman moves close to him and then crane starts talking to the camera)

crane: come to get a statement from me here huh? yeah, well, they brought me here just to "check me out" and make sure everything was working like it was suppose to. don't worry, it is. two extreme matches in as many weeks, and i'm still running like a swiss watch.

duke, you picked up the win. well earned as far as i'm concerned. i appreciate the fact that you sent you're little lackey to the back after he interfered. probably for his benefit cuz the way i figure if you're at ringside, you're fair game. and with it being an extreme rules match, it could've gotten bad for him. real quick. fact is, you got the 3 count. picked up the W and now it's even 1-1.

i think we all know there's a rubber match coming but for the record, the two of us have given the xwf fans 2 four star matches on free television. i say we save that rubber match for a p-p-v. i mean, not to sound too full of myself but sebastian duke and i are pretty much carrying the company on our backs right now. and i HOPE this new Warfare GM Wally West, or whatever his name is, recognizes that.

i said from day one that when i came back it wasn't about winning or losing anymore it was about making wrestling fun again. and going by the crowd reaction we got tonight, i'd say i've done that. duke, we're not done yet but the next time we meet up, we gotta take it to the next level. whatever the hell that might be.

so if there's anybody in the xwf that wants to be made into a star, come see me and i'll make you one. approach the monolith, and evolve. now if you'll excuse me, i have a cab waiting on me to take me back to the hotel room where i can watch highly disturbing pornography.

(end)

(01-09-2013, 11:55 PM)benjamincrane Said: so if there's anybody in the xwf that wants to be made into a star, come see me and i'll make you one. approach the monolith, and evolve. now if you'll excuse me, i have a cab waiting on me to take me back to the hotel room where i can watch highly disturbing pornography.

(end)

I accept -- Yes; make me a star, Benjamin.

I took a few weeks off and need to get in a good, easy win anyway. I'll beat you from pillar to post without even pulling my Glock out and unloading it into you; I won't even need the damned thing!

the only guns i need are the ones in my sleeves

Sounds like an acceptance to me. You listening, XWF?

Book this bean bag in a 1 on 1 match with the toe of my boot, please.

I don't even give a sCENSORED what show it's for.

Pick on someone your own size, Feder.

Consider it booked.

1/23/13 Warfare.

3 X Better Sid Feder vs. Benjamin Crane

Any excuse to get the talents of Sid Feder on the proper program would be outlandish to ignore on my behalf.

Sid, it would seem we have a similar enemy in Shane and his pack of goons. The Administrator Network intends to put and his Saturday program exactly where they belong, in a three ring circus.

It's about time you stood up and fought for the program where stars like you can shine.

ON WARFARE!

(01-13-2013, 11:28 PM)John Madison Said: Pick on someone your own size, Feder.

I don't see those types of people around these parts.

(01-13-2013, 11:32 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said:

(01-13-2013, 11:28 PM)John Madison Said: Pick on someone your own size, Feder.

I don't see those types of people around these parts.

You're right. Little ol' me challenges you to a match.

Book it, .

(01-13-2013, 11:30 PM)Wallace Witasick Said:

Consider it booked.

1/23/13 Warfare.

Any excuse to get the talents of Sid Feder on the proper program would be outlandish to ignore on my behalf.

Sid, it would seem we have a similar enemy in Shane and his pack of goons. The Administrator Network intends to put and his Saturday program exactly where they belong, in a three ring circus.

It's about time you stood up and fought for the program where stars like you can shine.

ON WARFARE!

Am I allowed to say CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED and CENSORED on your show? Or is your show for CENSOREDs only?

(01-13-2013, 11:33 PM)John Madison Said:

(01-13-2013, 11:32 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said:

(01-13-2013, 11:28 PM)John Madison Said: Pick on someone your own size, Feder.

I don't see those types of people around these parts.

You're right. Little ol' me challenges you to a match.

Book it, .

Triple Threat match anyone?

(01-13-2013, 11:33 PM)John Madison Said:

(01-13-2013, 11:32 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said:

(01-13-2013, 11:28 PM)John Madison Said: Pick on someone your own size, Feder.

I don't see those types of people around these parts.

You're right. Little ol' me challenges you to a match.

Book it, .

By the time I'm finished running through Benjamine here and 's group of cock suckers, you'll be about as difficult as stopping in the park to feed the chipmunks.

Now just do me one favor and remind me who the fCENSORED I accepted a challenge from?

John Madison: "Two on one is more appropriate. Sid Feder accepts because me and Crane are worthless and puny. Now go book it Wallace. See you in the ring, Feder."

(01-13-2013, 11:34 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said:

(01-13-2013, 11:30 PM)Wallace Witasick Said:

Consider it booked.

1/23/13 Warfare.

Any excuse to get the talents of Sid Feder on the proper program would be outlandish to ignore on my behalf.

Sid, it would seem we have a similar enemy in Shane and his pack of goons. The Administrator Network intends to put and his Saturday program exactly where they belong, in a three ring circus.

It's about time you stood up and fought for the program where stars like you can shine.

ON WARFARE!

Am I allowed to say CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED and CENSORED on your show? Or is your show for CENSOREDs only?

OOC: You would be fine

1. The rules won't go in effect until Feb. 1

2. The show is not focusing on 'swearing' or 'cursing.' Sure, you might have to bleep a few words out, but it would just be like on the old boards. The primary goal of this show is for people who would rather not work with characters such as 'Grand Wizard' or 'Nazi'.

(01-13-2013, 11:40 PM)John Madison Said: John Madison: "Two on one is more appropriate. Sid Feder accepts because me and Crane are worthless and puny. Now go book it Wallace. See you in the ring, Feder."

Quoted for truth.

2 on 1.

You need it.

BOOK IT.

(01-13-2013, 11:40 PM)John Madison Said: John Madison: "Two on one is more appropriate. Sid Feder accepts because me and Crane are worthless and puny. Now go book it Wallace. See you in the ring, Feder."

Mr. Madison, while I applaud your efforts to entice this match further. The reason was to bring Sid Feder into the Warfare mix, whatever match he wants, he gets... Feder, call the shots.

See, I knew we'd be friends sooner or later.

(01-13-2013, 11:38 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: Now just do me one favor and remind me who the fCENSORED I accepted a challenge from?

John Madison: "It was me."

Quote:Quoted for truth.

2 on 1.

You need it.

BOOK IT.

Madison: "And done. See you in the ring Feder!"

Quote:Mr. Madison, while I applaud your efforts to entice this match further. The reason was to bring Sid Feder into the Warfare mix, whatever match he wants, he gets... Feder, call the shots.

See, I knew we'd be friends sooner or later.

Feder is the one who accepted. Blame him for trying to run YOUR show.

(01-13-2013, 11:42 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said:

(01-13-2013, 11:40 PM)John Madison Said: John Madison: "Two on one is more appropriate. Sid Feder accepts because me and Crane are worthless and puny. Now go book it Wallace. See you in the ring, Feder."

Quoted for truth.

2 on 1.

You need it.

BOOK IT.

Consider it booked.

Benjamin Crane & John Madison vs. 3 X Better Sid Feder
Handicap Ladder Match

1/23/13 Warfare!

Watch this Madison fellow be the one who takes the pin. I'm callin' it. Who's in on this bet?

How am I supposed to make sure I humiliate Madison by pinning him if this is some whackfuck ladder match?

Madison: "That was easy. Only took five minutes for someone irrelevant in this federation to get Feder to accept a handicap match. Cyren is going to walk all over you, Sid. So sad."

Go ahead, add a rule that Feder CAN pin me too.

Tell Wallace what else you would like, Feder. His show is all your's. Tell him.

(01-13-2013, 11:48 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: How am I supposed to make sure I humiliate Madison by pinning him if this is some whackfuck ladder match?

Good point. How about a TLC match then?

Perhaps I can just drag Feder's worthless corpse over my body while Crane climbs the ladder.

Remind me not to buy any watches from John Madison if he thinks it takes me five minutes to accept challenges from irrelevant ham-n-eggers. You're just feed. You're lucky I even see you coming before I devour you; normally I'd not even notice something so small going down but you did a good enough job waving your arms and shouting for attention that now I'll give you one extra kick before I chew you to pieces. You've earned that much at least.

Cyren couldn't walk all over me if I were his floor and the inside of his boot. Yes, both. He'd still somehow end up beneath me! Thank you though for giving me more insight on how badly you gauge talent; that tells me a lot when a person thinks Cyren can beat me. It really fCENSOREDin' does.

If this is a ladder match and I need to climb for something then I better be climbing for something that can put a man in the hospital. Let's get some violence and bloodshed on Warfare!

I bet Crane doesn't even want this guy as a partner. I bet Crane thinks he has better chances alone after seeing John talk for 3 minutes. Watch Crane come in and completely refuse this handicap match. Watch. I'll bet $3 cash.

"Wow, you give up just like that? Of course. Wallace tells you to climb, you better climb."

(01-14-2013, 12:07 AM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: I bet Crane doesn't even want this guy as a partner. I bet Crane thinks he has better chances alone after seeing John talk for 3 minutes. Watch Crane come in and completely refuse this handicap match. Watch. I'll bet $3 cash.

Crane will accept the match whether he wants to or not. He has no say in this.

Don't worry, I'll make sure he's there.

Shut up Crane.

But John.

If I climb any higher.

You'll disappear down there.

I disappeared two months ago, Feder. Why would you waste your time accepting my challenges? Better yet, why are you letting Wallace dictate the type of match that compete in? Shouldn't you be calling the shots? I'm kind of disappointed.

(01-14-2013, 12:09 AM)John Madison Said:

(01-14-2013, 12:07 AM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: I bet Crane doesn't even want this guy as a partner. I bet Crane thinks he has better chances alone after seeing John talk for 3 minutes. Watch Crane come in and completely refuse this handicap match. Watch. I'll bet $3 cash.

Crane will accept the match whether he wants to or not. He has no say in this.

Don't worry, I'll make sure he's there.

Shut up Crane.

Part of me almost likes you when I hear you tal-



No, never mind -- It's gone -- You still fucking blow.

I think so too. Too bad that won't be a factor on Wednesday.

(01-14-2013, 12:15 AM)John Madison Said: I disappeared two months ago, Feder. Why would you waste your time accepting my challenges? Better yet, why are you letting Wallace dictate the type of match that compete in? Shouldn't you be calling the shots? I'm kind of disappointed.

Apparently, you can't tell the difference between suggesting and dictating.

Don't trust this guy, Feder. He's the one who suggested that I challenge you. He knew that you would be stupid enough to accept the match.

A surprise waits for you in the briefcase he's putting at the top of the ladder which will blow you away.

Is he telling the truth, Wallace? Did you know I'd be stupid enough to shoot piss in John's face, thinking he was a urinal cake?

He did. He even planted the urinal cake himself. Just wait and see what happens when you zip up those trousers of yours.

CENSORED!!

Shit fuck piss cunt.

Look at that, he's even censoring you Feder.

(01-14-2013, 12:38 AM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: Is he telling the truth, Wallace? Did you know I'd be stupid enough to shoot piss in John's face, thinking he was a urinal cake?

Let's think about this for a second? Why would I intend to physically harm the talent that could easily bring in the most amount of money for the Warfare Brand?

Think about that and let it sink in before John goes on here spreading his 'rumors'.

I never suggested anything in this entire mess, except that Sid Feder wrestle on Warfare.