Drake, after teleporting from that shitstorm over where Tidbits, Dolly and Big Bertha are, finds a cute little piggy. He has heard about his pin, it is apparently called Taco, and is Vincent Lane's pet, he sees it with the Heavy MetalWeight title, along with a shocked Danny Imperial.

"Talk about a stroke of luck, don't mind if I do. Let's make some bacon!"

He shoots a ball of energy at the pig, in theory, roasting it, before covering the pig.

1!...
2!..."pigpinpigpigpigpigpigpinpigpinpinpigpigpigpigpinpinpigpinpigpinpinpigpigpigpigpinpigpig"

1 x X-Treme Champion
2 x Heavy Metalweight Champion

Poor Taco just wanted to take a nap in the sunbeam...

If my piggy doesn't heal from that energy blast, I'm coming for that ass, dude.

THREE!!!

Winner and NEW Heavymetalweight Champion - Drake

Drake heals Taco with an green energy beam, before letting him scuttle back to Loverboy's side. He then takes the title, pet Taco briefly, as to apologise, and walks off.

OOC: I just can't leave this thread on a sad note, the pig lives!

1 x X-Treme Champion
2 x Heavy Metalweight Champion