Could I interest you in attending Sunday services with me tomorrow morning?

You know what. I may just attend your sermon. It just depends on what you're preaching.

That depends.

Are you gonna throw me through a pue if I don't provide an adequate amount of sweet tea?

ಠ_ಠ

Hey dzirado, Who? Me? If your takin to me I'm right here

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

(02-25-2017, 06:34 PM)drezdin5788 Said: Hey dzirado, Who? Me? If your takin to me I'm right here

I look forward to sharing in the bask of his glory Mr. Drezdin.

(02-25-2017, 06:36 PM)DZirado Said: [quote='drezdin5788' pid='117866' dateline='1488076473']
Hey dzirado, Who? Me? If your takin to me I'm right here

I look forward to sharing in the bask of his glory Mr. Drezdin.
Though one question, how?

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

By attending Church with me son. I look forward to us gathering together to listen to the good Reverend preach his sermon.

Aaaaahhhh, where exactly is the church that you go to?

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

I'm currently a member of First Baptist Church in Rock Hill, SC, but seeing as I'm on the road with the XWF this weekend I'll just have to wing it.

By the way, I just wanted to say that I really thought that you would stand victorious over Russell Edwards a few weeks ago. Good luck in your upcoming match with Dr. Louis D'Vile.... Hmmm something about that name gives me the creeps.

One problem with that, I live in West olive Michigan

As far as the whole Russell Edwards match........I'm kinda still sour about that

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Well son the next time you and I are in the road together, please feel free to accompany me to services.

I accept

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

His laughter fills the air the moment he realizes what is being attempted here





Once he calms down and returns to a straight face, his deep voice and accent greet our Southernly Charming friend.


You're an amusing one!


You speak in tongues that transcend singularities as we are intended to believe individualities. I hear your call but the transparency like glass is shattered the instant I look to your soul. I answer to a power beyond that of which your puppet master's reach can graze, friend. Perhaps one day I can introduce you to a tranquil light that isn't so blinding or misleading.


Pray.

(02-25-2017, 08:39 PM)Azurine Hallelujah Said: His laughter fills the air the moment he realizes what is being attempted here





Once he calms down and returns to a straight face, his deep voice and accent greet our Southernly Charming friend.


You're an amusing one!


You speak in tongues that transcend singularities as we are intended to believe individualities. I hear your call but the transparency like glass is shattered the instant I look to your soul. I answer to a power beyond that of which your puppet master's reach can graze, friend. Perhaps one day I can introduce you to a tranquil light that isn't so blinding or misleading.


Pray.

Son, I haven't the slightest idea what you're saying. Would you be interested in learning more about our Lord and Savior?

Oh dear god........not another one.

Well azurine, I don't know who ya are nor do I wanna know but I'm curious to know who your higher power?

(Drezdin shaking his head in hoping he's not going to regret asking that)

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

(02-25-2017, 07:00 PM)drezdin5788 Said: One problem with that, I live in West olive Michigan

As far as the whole Russell Edwards match........I'm kinda still sour about that

You were broken, just like I said that you would be. Deal with it.

(02-25-2017, 05:29 PM)DZirado Said: Could I interest you in attending Sunday services with me tomorrow morning?

No, you can't, but tonight on Savage, I'm going to take you to school.

(02-25-2017, 05:29 PM)DZirado Said: Could I interest you in attending Sunday services with me tomorrow morning?

"Will there be breakfast and lots of coffee? If so I'll take you up on the offer. I will need to leave from time to time though. Gotta smoke my cigars"

(02-25-2017, 08:45 PM)Russell Edwards Said:

(02-25-2017, 07:00 PM)drezdin5788 Said: One problem with that, I live in West olive Michigan

As far as the whole Russell Edwards match........I'm kinda still sour about that

You were broken, just like I said that you would be. Deal with it.

Bro all you were was lucky...hum?...that's all you were...lucky. Besides yo stank ass victory over me was a fluke to as well.

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

(02-25-2017, 08:51 PM)Robert Main Said:

(02-25-2017, 05:29 PM)DZirado Said: Could I interest you in attending Sunday services with me tomorrow morning?

"Will there be breakfast and lots of coffee? If so I'll take you up on the offer. I will need to leave from time to time though. Gotta smoke my cigars"

Son, if it will bring another sheep to the flock, I'd be happy to meet ya early and grab some Denny's, my treat.

(02-25-2017, 08:52 PM)drezdin5788 Said:

(02-25-2017, 08:45 PM)Russell Edwards Said:

(02-25-2017, 07:00 PM)drezdin5788 Said: One problem with that, I live in West olive Michigan

As far as the whole Russell Edwards match........I'm kinda still sour about that

You were broken, just like I said that you would be. Deal with it.

Bro all you were was lucky...hum?...that's all you were...lucky. Besides yo stank ass victory over me was a fluke to as well.

Feel free to step into the ring with me again Drezdin, but next time rest assured that I won't leave you in any condition to return.

(02-25-2017, 08:57 PM)Russell Edwards Said:

(02-25-2017, 08:52 PM)drezdin5788 Said:

(02-25-2017, 08:45 PM)Russell Edwards Said: You were broken, just like I said that you would be. Deal with it.

Bro all you were was lucky...hum?...that's all you were...lucky. Besides yo stank ass victory over me was a fluke to as well.

Feel free to step into the ring with me again Drezdin, but next time rest assured that I won't leave you in any condition to return.

Mr. Edwards, I'll kindly ask you to please refrain from threatening my guest.

DZirado don't worry about him, I okay I can handle him.

And to you Russell Edwards, after I deal with doc and keep my 15k I'll be looking forward to see you in the ring again. But this time it'll be different, me showing you why when I whoop you in the ring that all your fluke ass win over me was that.....a..fucking...fluke. And as far as conditions go, bro I'll be the one that will be in shape from start to finish while all you'll be is gelatinous pile of noting but shit when I'm done with you, well hat or you'll be my bitch. Either way I couldn't care less. Till then I'm outta here got go and rest up.

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby Blackcoat is seen early Sunday morning near the church, as he spies over the conversations and lurks in the shadows.

He then emerges from hiding behind a tree, donning a luxurious outfit, and begins to frolic through the nearby grassy forest.

Bobby Blackcoat: Time for a true religious ceremony...! On this sacred night, I am Bobby .. Black .. cape!


Bobby then pulls up his black cape, turns away, and begins to perform.

Oh and bobby blackcoat if you read this.......stay out of this...unless if it's something else

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

"Brother, I do not believe in your false idol. I believe in the Seven Deities! They are the ones that guide us! Mold us! And it is they that I commune with, that I am fortunate to have joined their hierarchy. One day I too will join their ranks and it will not be just the Seven, it will be Eight!

For now, I will DELETE the false deity and make it OBSOLETE!"

(02-25-2017, 09:55 PM)Broken Oswald Autem Sephtis Said: "Brother, I do not believe in your false idol. I believe in the Seven Deities! They are the ones that guide us! Mold us! And it is they that I commune with, that I am fortunate to have joined their hierarchy. One day I too will join their ranks and it will not be just the Seven, it will be Eight!

For now, I will DELETE the false deity and make it OBSOLETE!"

I understand that loud and clear. You want to throw down boy!?

"What sorcery is this?"


"I do not deal with double talking, spiritual con men, attempting to lure the ignorant with their weak spells and witchcraft."


"Your power simply wields no weight over me, foolish mortal."


"Better luck next time."

Darren, calm down. You're supposed to be helping train Cadryn, not picking fights.

(02-25-2017, 08:55 PM)DZirado Said:

(02-25-2017, 08:51 PM)Robert Main Said:

(02-25-2017, 05:29 PM)DZirado Said: Could I interest you in attending Sunday services with me tomorrow morning?

"Will there be breakfast and lots of coffee? If so I'll take you up on the offer. I will need to leave from time to time though. Gotta smoke my cigars"

Son, if it will bring another sheep to the flock, I'd be happy to meet ya early and grab some Denny's, my treat.

"Freaking Denny's on my way now!"

I've always been on the fence about religion your reverend-ness. What is the dress code for something like this? All I have is purple...

Son, The Lord doesn't care about the clothes you wear, he only cares that you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior and that you try to live a good life.

However I do feel the need to point out that in typical Killjoy fashion, you're a day late and a dollar short. Maybe I'll see you next week son.

Amen Reverend!

This has gone a little weird

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

That might be a bit hard to do

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

This guy foretold the future.

Instant fan.

"February 2017? Should I be scared?"

"First werewolves, then kings, now we've got fucking necromancers too? Is this Elder Scrolls 6? Cut it out, kids."

(04-15-2021, 03:19 PM)Sil Said: This guy could foretold the future.

And Brian Clark was his pic base?

Instant fan.

I appreciate the sentiment son, but I'm just a man. If you want someone to look up to, look no further than our lord and savior.