Robbie walks up to a podium lined with microphones as flashbulbs illuminate where he stands.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today to formally levy claims of sexual harrassment against Chris Chaos. He has insinuated that his match between Trax and I was foreplay, and even more disgusting, I was asleep at the time, so that is completely without consent.
Gross. Just gross, Mr. Chaos.
You are not welcome to touch my naughty bits. If Trax doesn't care, well, that's his thing.
"If this becomes more than harassment I'll take care of this problem. Permanently."
16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division