Oh Chris I do care... The ratings will rocket through the roof when the fans get to see Tony Santos put through torture.

Whoa Archie, excuse a wednesdayarian for besmirching your little ratings contest here, but I have to ask you, how long was that suit in your attic before you dug it out? It looks like the starch has actually developed sentience.

I ask not to mock, but in the name of science.

It seems as though my hands on approach is bothering some of you? If you have an issue, I warn you not to mock but instead confront.

Mocking my suit? Really? This is why you are competing on the petty Warfare and not on the brilliant Shove It. Fool.

I had a feeling you'd take my question to heart, dear Archibald. Here, have a sachet of sugar. I swiped it from the canteen, it might get your blood sugar levels going again. At the very least it'll put a little pep in your demeanour for a few minutes. The dour old lady routine isn't doing great for the ratings.

Hey, I'm only thinking of you, take it or leave it.

Listen here and listen good. You are clearly deluded if you believe that I am an old man who needs to keep his sugar levels up, and you are clearly deluded if you think that the opinion of someone who proclaims that he is insane is going to bother me. The show will be one to remember, what could be bigger than seeing Mr Satellite defend his championship in a steel cage for the first time?

As the champion said, isn't it fortunate that you would join the debate after a decision has already been made. A clear act of a coward.

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto. Being told I sound like a dictionary by, essentially, a robot which should already contain a spellchecker and in turn dictionary by default, well, I'll take that as my compliment for the day. Thank you for bringing a little sunshine to the Inane one, dear Satty.

As for you Archibald, don't go adding s's to my moniker, that's uncalled for and hurtful.

And, in response to your question, what would be bigger? I don't know, maybe doing it a second time on Pay Per View? You know the audience would be up, the gate would be up, and the income would be through the roof. You did ask.

You believe you are so intelligent with your ludicrous answers. There is no need for your worthless opinions to be flooding and corrupting the brains of people who actually matter.

Whoever called Archie "John Austin" is dead wrong..


I can stay awake when Archie speaks

Insane and ludicrous. A corruptor. Someone who does not matter.

Lawson, you may not realise it, but your words hold a great deal of weight. And you hold a position of power. When you attack men such as myself for no reason other than a scientifically motivated question about starch, you publically bring yourself, your name, and the XWF its very self into disrepute. If this barrage of offensive words continues I may be forced to go down the legal route.

Because taking the legal route has worked out so well in every other scenario ever, right?

This, Punk, is a matter of principle damn your eyes!

My words hold a great deal of weight. This is why I am honest...

Since Archibald shows no sign of remorse, I'm left with only one course of action.

As for you Satty, it's cute that you feel the need to remind us what the robot does, as if I didn't just say what it was. I get the feeling you just wanted the opportunity to 'kind of in the third person' compliment yourself, which is great, more power to you. I'm all for keeping the spirits up when I interact with cripples.

(06-09-2013, 12:04 PM)Neonero Said: This, Punk, is a matter of principle damn your eyes!

This is a matter of a washed up superstar, who got his little feelings hurt by such little words.

Good thing they weren't sticks and stones, ey?

Just because you don't understand me, Punk, doesnt mean you suddenly took a few steps up the totem pole and have the cojones to criticise me. Don't go tempting me to teach you about pipebombs again, because next time I have to bring one for you it will be a real one and it wont be shoved up your arse, it'll be down your windpipe so I can watch you choke before your head explodes.

Know your place.

Know your place. You even said so yourself, the opinion of someone who was not willing to compete on the very special edition of Shove It, need not state opinion in regards to my show.

(06-09-2013, 12:19 PM)Neonero Said: Just because you don't understand me, Punk, doesnt mean you suddenly took a few steps up the totem pole and have the cojones to criticise me. Don't go tempting me to teach you about pipebombs again, because next time I have to bring one for you it will be a real one and it wont be shoved up your arse, it'll be down your windpipe so I can watch you choke before your head explodes.

Know your place.

Punk looks around, no sight of Neonero.

He looks up, no sight of Neonero.

He looks below him.. Ahh, there he is!

(06-09-2013, 12:45 PM)CM Punk Said:

(06-09-2013, 12:19 PM)Neonero Said: Just because you don't understand me, Punk, doesnt mean you suddenly took a few steps up the totem pole and have the cojones to criticise me. Don't go tempting me to teach you about pipebombs again, because next time I have to bring one for you it will be a real one and it wont be shoved up your arse, it'll be down your windpipe so I can watch you choke before your head explodes.

Know your place.

Punk looks around, no sight of Neonero.

He looks up, no sight of Neonero.

He looks below him.. Ahh, there he is!

Oooh shnap he laid it down like a dong on the table for the nooner.

it should be me, do I have an explanation, no. I find it stupid that I should have a reason for why I deserve a title shot, the answer is plain and simple, nobody deserves a title shot, they have to earn a title shot, and I believe I have payed my dews

Win/Loss records

The Xtremist Bryce- 3-5

Sophia Sanchez- 0-0

Overal Record- 3-3

The Fallen

Crimson Dong
Josh Woodrum
Stalker Knight
King Nothing
Masked Warrior
Thomas Matthews


Next Victim(s)
Jason E. Smith

Accomplishments:
Bryce:2x X-Treme Champion
2x Heavymetal Weight Champion
Sophia Sanchez:
1x North Korean Champ

(06-09-2013, 02:19 PM)TheXtremist"Bryce Said: it should be me, do I have an explanation, no. I find it stupid that I should have a reason for why I deserve a title shot, the answer is plain and simple, nobody deserves a title shot, they have to earn a title shot, and I believe I have payed my dews

Santos: How many Dews, exactly? I bought a bottle a day as a kid, and that lasted for a good five or six years, so I probably have you beat.

September 2013 and May 2019 Star of the Month
1x Hart Champion
1x Television Champion
1x Xtreme Champion

first off, I am 21 years of age (in-character) so I don't need my mother.

Secondly, what is the most hardcore match you've been in, I guarentee you I've been in worse

Win/Loss records

The Xtremist Bryce- 3-5

Sophia Sanchez- 0-0

Overal Record- 3-3

The Fallen

Crimson Dong
Josh Woodrum
Stalker Knight
King Nothing
Masked Warrior
Thomas Matthews


Next Victim(s)
Jason E. Smith

Accomplishments:
Bryce:2x X-Treme Champion
2x Heavymetal Weight Champion
Sophia Sanchez:
1x North Korean Champ

Luca walks up behind Bryce and taps him on the shoulder.

"Who cares?"

Luca then disappears faster than the hopes that his mother has finally found the father.

Fuck it, because penis. There, did I win the title match?

No? Did I at least relieve the tension in here?