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**06-04-2013, 06:10 PM**

Just an update from earlier. Although the King of the XWF match has been cancelled, there will still be a Wild Card Weekend! The winner of Wild Card Weekend will be presented a plaque from the King of the XWF himself, John Madison.

The reason behind this being that Paul Heyman and Wallace Witasick failed to set up the event properly. There are 3 GMs guys, not 2. Shane

REFUSES to put his king in such an unkingly match.

Get your shit together, guys. Maybe we can work something out for September.

Sorry Peter Gilmour. Sorry Mr. Satellite. Sorry Messenger Man. Sorry Punk. Sorry Samuels.

Paul and Wallace mislead you.

To make up for Paul and Wallace's lack of planning, John Madison will be doing autograph signings at Wild Card Weekend.

*Just for the record, Shane is very disappointed with the lack of professionalism shown by Wallace and Paul.

**06-04-2013, 06:27 PM**

I believe Wallace and I are in agreement that we're very disappointed that Shane's parents didn't choose abortion.

Madison, you'll defend your crown on July 13.

Mark my words.

CM Punk · **06-04-2013, 06:42 PM**

If Madison doesn't defend July 13th, I won't either. Or any date in that month.

-Punk

~~Wallace Witasick~~ · (06-04-2013)

Apparently Shane

and John Madison fail to realize that the XWF remains to exist because of General Managers like Paul Heyman and myself.

I could sit here and list off all the downfalls of Shane and John's Shove-It show, but they are so obvious that even those two goons can't deny them.

Bi-weely Shows..

A dilapidated roster...

Pretty soon Shove-It Saturday Night WILL just be Shane

and John Madison engaging in hours of a Crimson Dong porno scene. The show's not far from that at this point anyway?

You ignorant fools, you may possess the most coveted prize in the XWF, but you don't have a leg to stand on as far as anything else outside of that.

Without me and my PPV there would be no XWF

Without XWF their would be no King

Without a King then John Madison doesn't have people to insult.

He's just a King with a plastic crown...

*Just for the record. I didn't think I would have to say it but apparently John thinks it's important. I couldn't care less about what Shane

thinks. Actually, I'm pretty sure that John Madison is the only one who cares.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-04-2013)

PUSSY! you're too scared to realize that i'm coming to CROWN YOU... see u on july 13th PEASANT!

**06-04-2013, 10:47 PM**

I wish, Peter. I wish. I'm schedule you for October, buddy.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-04-2013, 10:52 PM**

no u fight me when i win the chamber match buddy!

**06-04-2013, 10:57 PM**

You can't make me, you fat, evil-laughing bastard!

Take him away, Luca. I'm finished with him.

Shocker · **06-05-2013, 05:18 AM**

Oh masterful King. You have no need to prove anything. Although, if you feel the need to prove yourself to these peasants, then I will humbly submit to a simple contest with you for your crown. For I never could never actually beat such an impressive and naturally gifted competitor such as yourself, I could allow for you to give that match just so you can shut them up. How does November sound of great King?

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson · **06-05-2013, 06:34 AM**

(06-05-2013, 05:18 AM)Shocker Said: Oh masterful King. You have no need to prove anything. Although, if you feel the need to prove yourself to these peasants, then I will humbly submit to a simple contest with you for your crown. For I never could never actually beat such an impressive and naturally gifted competitor such as yourself, I could allow for you to give that match just so you can shut them up. How does November sound of great King?

Way to suck up to the King.

Does he let you wear his crown while his royal schlong is in your mouth.

The Rock Says, smell my spunk bubble biatch.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (06-05-2013)

(06-05-2013, 06:34 AM)Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Said:
(06-05-2013, 05:18 AM)Shocker Said: Oh masterful King. You have no need to prove anything. Although, if you feel the need to prove yourself to these peasants, then I will humbly submit to a simple contest with you for your crown. For I never could never actually beat such an impressive and naturally gifted competitor such as yourself, I could allow for you to give that match just so you can shut them up. How does November sound of great King?

Way to suck up to the King.

Does he let you wear his crown while his royal schlong is in your mouth.

The Rock Says, smell my spunk bubble biatch.

I like your bubble.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-05-2013, 11:02 AM**

i sense fear in the king

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · **06-05-2013, 11:24 AM**

Luca looks up from the newspaper he was reading and sees Madison giving him the hand gesture that coincides with him needing to remove someone from the premises. He looks over and sees Peter Gilmour standing next to the King, and he approaches.

"Gilmour, please leave. Go back to eating glue and being the weakest half of the Trio champions, will ya? I really don't want to waste my energy."

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · (06-05-2013)

(06-05-2013, 11:24 AM)Luca Arzegotti Said: Luca looks up from the newspaper he was reading and sees Madison giving him the hand gesture that coincides with him needing to remove someone from the premises. He looks over and sees Peter Gilmour standing next to the King, and he approaches.

"Gilmour, please leave. Go back to eating glue and being the weakest half of the Trio champions, will ya? I really don't want to waste my energy."

Sorry, weakest HALF of the Trio champions? what Luca? Fool.

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (06-05-2013)

"Well you see, Peter Gilmour is so large that he makes up 1 and a half man, which is equal to one half of the three men necessary to hold the Trio titles. I'm sorry for the confusion."

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · (06-05-2013)

Thank you for clearing things up Luca, I think I understand now.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (06-05-2013)

(06-05-2013, 11:27 AM)Luca Arzegotti Said: "Well you see, Peter Gilmour is so large that he makes up 1 and a half man, which is equal to one half of the three men necessary to hold the Trio titles. I'm sorry for the confusion."

Oh so going by that logic, my dong could be the entire Trio champs?

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · **06-05-2013, 11:47 AM**

"I would assume so. It also would do a much better job of defending it than the current champions so book it whoever thinks they can hold it! Crimson Dong's Dong vs. Mister Mystery, Peter Gilmour, and Unknown Soilder for the Trios Championship!"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-05-2013, 12:10 PM**

ok make fat jokes on me.. when me soldier and mystery defeat you, we will stomp on your small dicks and hold up our belts. im not the weakest link. but when me, soldier and mystery beat you 3 virgins, you will all be the missing links!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **06-05-2013, 12:17 PM**

(06-05-2013, 12:10 PM)Peter Gilmour Said: when me, soldier and mystery beat you 3 virgins, you will all be the missing links!

Are you talking directly to my dong at this point?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-05-2013, 12:17 PM**

nah i wasnt looking at that small thing :P

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **06-08-2013, 10:56 AM**

I am sure if Luca is happy to oblige then so am I. Those Trio Championships seem pretty undefended lately...

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-08-2013, 11:18 AM**

they will be defended soon enough dont worry

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