“Shit dawgs The Rock has missed the auditions. The Rock is built to be a porn star even that slightly simple David Skully must know that. I mean look at my Schlong, ain’t no one seen nothing so long.”



“The Rock Say one good thing came out of this wasted trip to David Skully’s porn auditions and that is this.

The Rock with a big smile on his face holds up a giant TWELVE FOOT DILDO.

“Yeah boi, this thing is huge. I found it just after I was turned away from the talent show; it was hanging out of some girl’s arsehole. So I whipped it out real quick, replaced it with my monster of a schlong and pounded away for a good few minutes. Yeah boi The Rock is still hard thinking about it. I did feel bad for the poor girl though, she only just got this beast of a toy a few hours earlier. She said her daddy bought it for her... Cool Dad if you ask me.

Has anyone ever dipped then dong in a 7 foot Chihuahua, I haven’t either but the giant dildo girl said her dad had one in his house and i could head over and have some fun anytime I want. Not that I’m in to bestiality but fuck man its 7 foot Chihuahua. She even said she would dress it up pretty for me.

DECISIONS, DECISIONS.

Decisions that will have to wait, because The Rock has got a date, David Skully I’m coming to get you my little muffin top and I’m bringing this TWELVE foot dildo.”

1 x X-Treme Champion (For about 40 seconds)