How are you all doing? *giggle* My name is Candy. Sorry Ms. Washington, no hard feelings for having the same name as you :<

Anyways, I'm the newest signee to the ever expanding XWF roster, and I hope to make good friends with at least 80% of you!

Candy sits down, crosses her legs and rests her head on her muscular forearms.

Kandi Washington: "Oh honey, no apologies are necessary, everybody wants to be like Kandi. It's so sweet, it's addictive. I'm like meth, people just keep coming back. I'm glad to have my biggest fan on board in XWF and maybe one day in the near future, when you've earned a shot, I can give you a SWEET TOOTH to remember! Everybody please give it up for the trashy version of Kandi Washington... CANDY TANNEN!"

Goodluck, toodles.

Never knew that we see a day where females in XWF are calling themselves by sugary treats...Cotton... Kandi...CANDY?

Who else... Sna---oh wait, she was supposed to fuck me.

Anyways, Candy, keep guard here and get your X-Buxs

(07-20-2016, 07:03 PM)Kandi Washington Said: Kandi Washington: "Oh honey, no apologies are necessary, everybody wants to be like Kandi. It's so sweet, it's addictive. I'm like meth, people just keep coming back. I'm glad to have my biggest fan on board in XWF and maybe one day in the near future, when you've earned a shot, I can give you a SWEET TOOTH to remember! Everybody please give it up for the trashy version of Kandi Washington... CANDY TANNEN!"

Goodluck, toodles.

Leave it to a try hard, self proclaimed bitch to insult the new girl for having the same first name that 80,000 people in the US have, too.

(07-20-2016, 07:25 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: Frodo walks onto the scene with a bloodhound on a leash, and a megaphone in his hand. He presses it to his mouth and begins to speak as the dog barks.

"TOMMY STEP AWAY FROM THE WOMEN!! YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF OUR ANTI-HARASSMENT POLICY. PLACE YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD AND WAVE THEM AROUND. YOU ARE TO BE THROWN IN A CLOSET WITH THIS DOG. IT WILL PROBABLY RAPE MAUL YOU."

"Oh, the hypocrisy."

(07-20-2016, 08:31 PM)Michael McBride Said: As Michael was walking puffing away on his cigarette. He stopped when he heard the voice of Frodo yelling at someone. Who happen to be Tommy Wish. Something about a dog rapping him.

"The fuck did I just walk into?"

Alysia looks at McBride, shaking her head,

"Shouldn't you be getting ready to face my husband?"

(07-20-2016, 07:25 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: Frodo walks onto the scene with a bloodhound on a leash, and a megaphone in his hand. He presses it to his mouth and begins to speak as the dog barks.

"TOMMY STEP AWAY FROM THE WOMEN!! YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF OUR ANTI-HARASSMENT POLICY. PLACE YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD AND WAVE THEM AROUND. YOU ARE TO BE THROWN IN A CLOSET WITH THIS DOG. IT WILL PROBABLY RAPE MAUL YOU."

AAAHHH! Damn Frodo! couldn't ya wait until I was passing you by to do that or drop him with one of your finishers? Shit that was loud as hell.

(Drezdin takes his left and right finger puts them in his ears to make sure that there was no damage)

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

If I ain't off the hook Frodo, then what are ya waiting for. Beside no offense what are you going to do? I mean I didn't touch her and she started it.

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

@ Kandi Washington or whatever...:

Well hello there, Ms. Kavity Jefferson. My name is Greg Busdriver. I'm going to be clear about something, I personally don't give a muskrats dick about you or anybody here. However, if Ms. Cavity Mcfly wants to be like you, Ms. Kavity Jefferson, then that is ok, because you know, if she wants to do that, and Kanye West (who is indeed, the best) wants to think that Bill Cosby is indeed, innocent, then that's ok. Because, to paraphrase a saying, Busdriver, ain't got no time, for your SHIT. YOUR STEAMY-TITANIC-LOVE-MAKING-SCENE-PIECE-OF-SHIT. Who the fuck cares. Her name is candy, your name is kandi, she's a stupid, shallow, passive aggressive, She Hulk, and probably has SEVERE issues, psychologically, and you are a self centered, narcissistic, jealous, overly-compensational, hummer driving, female Richard Simmons. And hey, that's ok. I'm a weird old man who gets off on watching OJ Simpson videos. And as they say back in my asshole, if the glove don't fit, go suck a tit.

Also occasionally I fight ghosts, not bragging, but the ectoplasmic stains on my outfit rival the non-ectoplasmic stains on my kitchen floor if you know what I'm SAYING. Also I think you may have left your time machine running, because I think I can hear your fathers dissapointment in you. NOW AVAILABLE IN SCRATCH AND SNIFF FORM. NOW YOU CAN SMELL ALL THE SALTY SALTY TEARS. Oh and one last thing, no hard feelings ok, weasel face?

@ Kandi Washington or whatever...:

Well hello there, Ms. Kavity Jefferson. My name is Greg Busdriver. I'm going to be clear about something, I personally don't give a muskrats dick about you or anybody here. However, if Ms. Cavity Mcfly wants to be like you, Ms. Kavity Jefferson, then that is ok, because you know, if she wants to do that, and Kanye West (who is indeed, the best) wants to think that Bill Cosby is indeed, innocent, then that's ok. Because, to paraphrase a saying, Busdriver, ain't got no time, for your SHIT. YOUR STEAMY-TITANIC-LOVE-MAKING-SCENE-PIECE-OF-SHIT. Who the fuck cares. Her name is candy, your name is kandi, she's stupid, shallow, passive aggressive and probably has SEVERE issues, psychologically, and you are a self centered, narcissistic, jealous, overly-compensational, hummer driving, pale she hulk. And hey, that's ok. I'm a weird old man who gets off on watching OJ Simpson videos. And as they say back in my asshole, if the glove don't fit, go suck a tit.

Also occasionally I fight ghosts, not bragging, but the ectoplasmic stains on my outfit rival the non-ectoplasmic stains on my kitchen floor if you know what I'm SAYING. Also I think you may have left your time machine running, because I think I can hear your fathers dissapointment in you. NOW AVAILABLE IN SCRATCH AND SNIFF FORM. NOW YOU CAN SMELL ALL THE SALTY SALTY TEARS. Oh and one last thing, no hard feelings ok, weasel face?