Dark clouds RAGE in the sky above the castle dwelling in Mini Morbidonia, home of its FOREVER FUCKING EMPEROR Mini Morbid!
Within the great hall, dozens of DRUIDS stand lining the long corridor, candles and torches and shit lighting the entire scene in FLAMES!!!! Every lightning bolt throws long SHADOWS across the bricks of the wall, each one lengthening further than before... LIKE A MASSIVE COCK'S SHADOW!
Then, with a hushed silence, the High Priest throws open the hallway doors, and seven ceremonial dragon babies fly out! They do battle amongst one another until one remains, having devoured the others! SYMBOLISM FOR YOU POETRY READING <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">!!!!
After the final dragon baby has devoured his brethren, he flies to the High Priest, who slits the great wyrm's throat with a golden dagger! A DAGGER SHAPED LIKE A DICK!!!! The black ichor flows from the wound, puddling in the basin of a massive golden chalice held up by a nude woman. SHE IS WHITE!
THEN!
THEN!!!!
Several more druids enter through the doorway, each helping carry a long object covered in golden linens. They walk out into the hallway, more and more druids, carrying this seemingly endless object like pall bearers. BALL BEARERS!!! HA!!!!
After TWENTY PAIRS of these druid servants walks out and the long burden they bear extends across the entire hallway, its gilded shroud dangling close to the floor and bearing the seal of Mini Morbid on its center, then, finally, MINI MORBID HIMSELF steps into view! He is enrobed in the finest of mantle, the most expensive money can buy! TEN THOUSAND THREAD COUNT, BITCHES!!!
It is only then that it is revealed that the long object is in fact connected to Morbidcito at pelvis level... THIS IS THE COCK OF MINI MORBID!!! THE GREAT CEREMONY HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!
Several druids gather at the tip of the Great Dick, bowing beneath its girth to help leverage it up in an angle, while the Great Mini spreads his arms and rolls his eyes back. He is communing with the Old Ones! Gaining their favor from his massive swell!
The Cock of God is soon at a respectable fifteen degree angle, and the High Priest directs the nude WHITE woman to walk to the massive glans. BUT SHE IS INSTRUCTED TO NEVER GAZE UPON THE COCK!
Sheepishly, the woman does as told. She approaches the COCKTIP and, as the druids, move some of the linen away, she pours the champion dragon's blood down into the MIGHTY URETHRA OF THE GODS!!!!
MINI MORBID BEGINS TO LEVITATE WITH THE POWER OF THE BLOOD!!!!!
His voice thunders forth, sending all of his servants to one knee as he espouses his FUCKING WISDOM!
"HEED THE MINI MORBIDGOD!!!! I am preparing for the Leap of Faiths by infusing my cock, THE SLAYER OF GINGER SNAPS' PELVIS, with the blood of dragons! This is the ancient battle ritual of the Minis, passed down over generations! IT IS MY BIRTHRIGHT TO HAVE DRAGONCOCK!!!!
It is my DESTINY to have a dick with the power of ANCIENT WYVERNS! AND SO IT SHALL BE!!!!
The other so-called men in this XWF battle royal stand NO CHANCE against a TRUE COCKGOD! My shaft shall slice through their mere mortal flesh like A SABER!!!! No man shall stand in the face of such power! TJ Adams? MORE LIKE BJ A MAN!!!! You are a DISGRACE to the WELL COCKED! YOU EMBARRASS THOSE WHO HAVE TESTICLES!!!!
And Jose Gomez! ARE YOU SOME FUCKING SPIC, YOU RACIST FUCK!??!? I do not speak your dirt language, cabron, for I am of MINI MORBIDONIA LINEAGE!!!! My DNA, which is a QUADRUPLE FUCKING HELIX, was forged in the fiery smithery beneath MOUNT GOD DAMN MORBID!!!! THAT IS IT'S FULL NAME!
THE ANUSES OF THE WEAK SHALL RUPTURE! The GODCOCK has become TRANSCENDENT!!!! Fear me, mortals! Fear the COCK of the MIGHTY! Observe the stretching of every orifice in an attempt to PLEASURE THIS MEAT!
But know that only PAIN shall come from my MONSTROUS MEMBER! For I am the bringer of HELL! I am the GREAT ENDER! The RENDER OF PROLAPSES! PREPARE YOUR COLONS FOR THEE DICKING OF MYTHIC PROPORTION!!!!
Do you not SEE it's power?!?!??"
The Mini One points to the end of his celestial COCK, where the nude woman has foolishly taken a peek beneath the ceremonial drapery covering the Sacred Schwantz.
SHE IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO STONE! And thn the stone is reduced to ASH by intense FIRE, flames of purple and green!
Soon no evidence of the woman remains, as the house servants are quick to sweep up any and all messes, AND THROW THEM TO THE STARVING HOUNDS!!!
"DO YOU SEE YOUR FOLLY???
No mere mortal, born of woman, may stands before my GODSTICK and not be torn asunder by is prowess! This is your only warning, vatos! DELIVER YOURSELF FROM DANGER FORTHWITH!!! THE GOD OF COCKS IS COMING!!!!!!
ARRIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Every volcano on the planet erupts, killing many aboriginal people. Mini Morbid then goes to have his supper.
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