Ophelia walks into the room, camera focused on her excessively big butt which is nearly tearing out of her dress.

Hello, boys. I'm here with Nico, as you saw earlier. I want to know what makes the XWF tick. What are you all about here?

Ophelia sits down, and her breasts get squished against the edge of the table as she puts her face in her hands to hold her head up.

(03-19-2016, 03:53 PM)Ophelia LaVey Said: Ophelia walks into the room, camera focused on her excessively big butt which is nearly tearing out of her dress.

Hello, boys. I'm here with Nico, as you saw earlier. I want to know what makes the XWF tick. What are you all about here?

Ophelia sits down, and her breasts get squished against the edge of the table until as she puts her face in her hands to hold her head up.

Nico walks in, not expecting to see his wife. He starts salivating at the sight of her breasts being squeezed against the table.

I never thought I'd envy a table. And I'm her husband.

Overall Record: 2-8-1.

1x Federweight Champion.

Shitlist: Izzy Ravenwolf, Nate Higgers.

“We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book.”
― Anatole France

Neither did I. Then again, I just got here.

Ophelia analyzes the thin, punk-looking blonde for a moment.

Didn't you have a match with Nico?

Suddenly, the door swings open again.

Alice: She probably LOST, just like she will to my bubby in April... oh. The tag match. Well, it's not like SHE won really, she had Luca do all the dirty work! :P Nico, you're too good to hang out with gutter trash like Rebel Skank over here!

Alice sits down, reaches into her pocket, and pulls out a stick of gum which she places in her mouth, She then kicks her leather, platform boots with skulls at the toes up on the marble table. She smacks her lips and teeth together, chewing the gum as she speaks.

Alice: And by the way, Ophelia. I'm gonna be like Luca and Austin when they get their ratty lawyer to go after people who use memes without paying them. I hereby slap you with an injunction for using my big bro's name!!.........hahahahah, NOT, I'm just messin' with ya boobalah, it's totally fine, I'm not a doof like Luca and his clone Austin... and SPEAKING of clones...

Alice blows out a big bubble [almost as big as 'Other' Ophelia's bubble butt :P ] ... before turning her gaze toward Rebel and popping the bubble in her direction, not too far from her face. Reb gets a look of disgust on her face, as Alice continues.

Alice: You're gonna lose, ya know? To Ophelia. My bubby, and YOUR worst nightmare! April can't come fast enough!!!

--tbc--

Nothing comes faster than you boyo, ain't that right twiggy?

Nice bubble. Also, Rebel, I just want you to know that Nico doesn't have any hard feelings against you. You and him barely even traded blows. Cute lipstick, by the way. If a girl can wear black lipstick well, she can rule the world.

Nico walks back into the scene after grabbing a cream soda out of a vending machine.

Yeah, pretty much what she said. Just because we were in a match doesn't mean that we have to be rivals.[/align]

Ophelia, noticing Alice and Rebel, slips off her heels and puts her pantyhosed feet up on the table.

Oh, same goes for black nail polish.

Chris Mercy walks into the room with no real purpose for being here, when suddenly he sees the LaVey's. He stops and looks at the two for a minute, pondering. After a while he then smiles and begins to speak.

"Well hello there. No hard feelings about interrupting your match last Wednesday Mr. LaVey? McVeigh? Star?"

0-0

Accomplishments (Not that they mean much in this shitty promotion):

Former X-Treme Champion (Although I never should have lost it): 3/16/16-3/16/16

Holy Shit, they have RC?

Nico throws down his cream soda and rushes out to get an RC.

Ophelia catches his cream soda before it hits the ground.

Yeah, I would like that better. Also, with Nico not being mad at you, that means he wouldn't mind if we did something together. How about we go to lunch sometime? I'll pay.

Ophelia downs the can in a few seconds, burps quietly, and giggles.

Sorry. Force of habit.

The sentient sybian hovers in and takes a seat.

"Yeah so my husband Austin Fernando is rejecting me I dont know why but he is. Anyone give me any advice on how to rekindle his dick riding fire?"

The sybian begins to drink a glass of orange juice.

Ghost Tank sighed as Ophelia spoke, listening to her words, just as Alysia walked in,

"Jesus Christ, she has a huge ass."

Ghost Tank laughed, shaking his head, giving Alysia a light smack to her own backside

"Yes, she does. However, it looks like her ass wants to eat her dress. Maybe that's why it gets bigger? Clothing makes it bigger!"

Alysia shook her head

"You can be an idiot sometimes, Ozzy."

She gave his forehead a tap then a kiss before walking back out to take care of Fuzen. GT chuckled and would respond to Ophelia

"Breaking people in half, lighting people on fire, lighting myself on fire, lighting tables on fire, electrocution of my opponents, of myself, of steel cages and cells, ladders, electrified ladders, ladders on fire, ladders coated with poison ivy, ladders with barbed wire wrapped around each leg separately, taking care of my baby, taking care of my wife.

These are a few of my favorite things. But really, it boils down to the destruction of mankind. And womankind. Any kind. If you fight me, you will be hurt. You will never walk through the curtain and to the ring ever the same. I've actually ended careers. Just ask Avery Martin Alden. Just ask Steven Kessler. I destroyed them.

That is why I am Death, I am the Destroyer of Worlds, and I will continue to reap."

BITCH, IF YOU'RE DEATH, THEN I'M FUCKIN' BURT REYNOLDS!

Jerkbeast walks in holding a roast beef sandwich. He turns to look at Ophelia.

NICE ASS! I SAW IT ON TWITTER!

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!

Ophelia giggles at their comments.

Thanks. Nice show, Jerkbeast. It should've been on National TV. Except they probably would've censored the living shit out of it.

She gets up and turns to another vending machine, this one full of snacks.

(03-20-2016, 11:14 AM)Jerkbeast Said: BITCH, IF YOU'RE DEATH, THEN I'M FUCKIN' BURT REYNOLDS!

Jerkbeast walks in holding a roast beef sandwich. He turns to look at Ophelia.

NICE ASS! I SAW IT ON TWITTER!

"Good for you."

Ophelia comes back with 4 White Castle 2-Packs.

They have warm snacks in there. I don't even know how that works.

Chris Mercy then smirks,

"I'm just making sure we're all good before.... well.... let's just say soon people like Jerkbeast and Austin Fernando's living Sybian will be things of the past,"

"Get ready for the campaign,"

0-0

Accomplishments (Not that they mean much in this shitty promotion):

Former X-Treme Champion (Although I never should have lost it): 3/16/16-3/16/16

BITCH, I'LL MAKE YOU A THING OF THE PAST! YOU AND ME, FRIDAY WARFARE!

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!

"Do you think I would really waste my time with jokes like you? I'm a wrestler, I'm not here to play games with brownie demons. Stick to people in your own league, dwarf."

0-0

Accomplishments (Not that they mean much in this shitty promotion):

Former X-Treme Champion (Although I never should have lost it): 3/16/16-3/16/16

(03-20-2016, 11:59 AM)Chris Mercy Said: "Do you think I would really waste my time with jokes like you? I'm a wrestler, I'm not here to play games with brownie demons. Stick to people in your own league, dwarf."

Seems to me like Mercy knows he'd lose.

Suddenly, the lights go out.









































Before they return...................................



































A girl appears in the seat opposite Rebel.

"When we are born unto this world, we all travel the same road. But when we are adults, we choose to follow different paths. Rebel..."

The girl lifts her face. She seems vaguely familiar, yet strikingly different......


"....I'm sorry. I came here with an attitude betraying who I am inside. Truth be told.... this body is not mine. Neither was the one before it. You see... you're not the only one here that's not precisely human, per se.

"My name is Alice McGee. And I'm an angel."

Rebel arches an eyebrow, glaring at the girl she's not exactly gotten along with lately.

"The night before Ophelia tried to commit suicide... I didn't just 'try'. I lost my body, but I returned to Earth to watch over Ophelia, to make sure he followed the right path. I knew how to prevent him from making the same mistake I did and--"














SHUT THE HELL UP, DAMN!!!

















A woman that looks a HELL of a lot like a certain former XWF semi-quasi-legend/icon appears at the open doorway, bottle of RC Root Beer in her hand. She smiles devilishly, glancing at Ophelia, then Rebel, then Alice.


"Alice.... I think your time here has come to an end. You lit the fuse. McVeigh's beginning to see the light. Your services are no longer needed here, you brainless transexual twerp!"

Alice: Uhm, who in the hell are y--


**BLAM**


Gunshot. Platinum bullet. Alice's head? Bleeding from the back, straight through, and out the forehead... Rebel forced to move to avoid the bullet which eventually went through a window.

Alice's head drops to the marble surface, a small pool of blood forming on the table's beautiful surface.

Everyone looks at the shut down body of Alice..... before staring at the woman in disbelief.

??? : Rebel... got any weed?

--tbc--

ATM: Thank GOD that bitch left. Fuckin' whore.

Ann sits down at the table, kicks her boots up on the table, and takes a swig from her bottle. She looks over at Jerkbeast.

ATM: So, they call you the jerkbeast cuz of how good you are at pleasing men like that little producer of yours? What's your story, Teddy Ruxpin?

(03-20-2016, 12:20 PM)Ann-Thraxxx McVeigh Said: Rebel arches an eyebrow, glaring at the girl she's not exactly gotten along with lately.

OOC: Don't write other character's actions for them. You've been warned about this before.

(03-20-2016, 02:04 PM)Ann-Thraxxx McVeigh Said: ATM: Thank GOD that bitch left. Fuckin' whore.

Ann sits down at the table, kicks her boots up on the table, and takes a swig from her bottle. She looks over at Jerkbeast.

ATM: So, they call you the jerkbeast cuz of how good you are at pleasing men like that little producer of yours? What's your story, Teddy Ruxpin?

Jerkbeast takes a bite of his roast beef sandwich.

THEY CALL ME JERKBEAST BECAUSE I'M A BEAST WHO'S A JERK! I LIVE IN SEATTLE, BUT I WAS BORN OUT OF A BOWL OF BROWNIE MIX! AND MARTY DOESN'T JERK PEOPLE OFF, SWEET BENNY DOES! HE'S A LITTLE FUCKIN' MANCHILD!

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!

What a shame. I liked her. She was annoying, but I liked her.

Ophelia finishes the sliders rather quickly, and then sits back down. Nico comes back with his RC.

Why is Alice dead?

Chris Mercy just stands there, unfazed by what just happened.

"Well, that happened," Mercy remarks, making a glance towards ATM while wondering what bounty lies on her head. He then turns to Jerkbeast.

"How about a deal.... Jerkbeast." Mercy pauses for a minute, trying to process the fact he's making a deal with a pissed off midget right now,

"If you're able to defeat NorthKoreanWarCriminal for his title, I'll give you your match," Mercy then laughs,

"However, Jerkbeast, I have to warn you. Your "legendary" battle against NKWC is simply a war of words, a wrestling match is much different. Considering you're struggling to beat NKWC in what is essentially a debate, albeit lacking any class or intelligence, how do you think you'll fare in an actual match, much less against me?"

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Accomplishments (Not that they mean much in this shitty promotion):

Former X-Treme Champion (Although I never should have lost it): 3/16/16-3/16/16

(03-20-2016, 03:35 PM)Chris Mercy Said: Chris Mercy just stands there, unfazed by what just happened.

"Well, that happened," Mercy remarks, making a glance towards ATM while wondering what bounty lies on her head. He then turns to Jerkbeast.

"How about a deal.... Jerkbeast." Mercy pauses for a minute, trying to process the fact he's making a deal with a pissed off midget right now,

"If you're able to defeat NorthKoreanWarCriminal for his title, I'll give you your match," Mercy then laughs,

"However, Jerkbeast, I have to warn you. Your "legendary" battle against NKWC is simply a war of words, a wrestling match is much different. Considering you're struggling to beat NKWC in what is essentially a debate, albeit lacking any class or intelligence, how do you think you'll fare in an actual match, much less against me?"

HOW THE FUCK AM I LOSING IT? I'M MURDERING THAT LITTLE SHITSTAIN! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! I'M GONNA RIP YOU A FUCKIN' NEW ONE!

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!

OOC: Girard, thought it was only speech I couldn't do, not actions. Sorry about that, honestly.

. . .

ATM: She was annoying. All the reason I need. Plus, she was an angel.

"And I'm no angel."

ATM: I'm the demon that's going to lead Ophelia out of the slump he's been in since joining.

Ann turns her attention back to JerkBeast.

ATM: So, your show. I watched it. Is that some kinda fuckin' trash bag on your head, or what?

(03-21-2016, 04:25 PM)Ann-Thraxxx McVeigh Said: OOC: Girard, thought it was only speech I couldn't do, not actions. Sorry about that, honestly.

OOC: The only time you can get away with writing actions is if you're writing a pin, and even then you don't have full control. Don't do it again and you'll be fine.

(03-21-2016, 04:25 PM)Ann-Thraxxx McVeigh Said: OOC: Girard, thought it was only speech I couldn't do, not actions. Sorry about that, honestly.

. . .

ATM: She was annoying. All the reason I need. Plus, she was an angel.

"And I'm no angel."

ATM: I'm the demon that's going to lead Ophelia out of the slump he's been in since joining.

Ann turns her attention back to JerkBeast.

ATM: So, your show. I watched it. Is that some kinda fuckin' trash bag on your head, or what?

NAW, I JUST HAD A SHITTY HAIRCUT AT THE TIME! I USED THAT TO COVER IT UP!

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!