Threaded Mode | Linear Mode

LiddleJ · **03-19-2016, 07:54 AM**

The scene opens, it is still Wednesday and we are still at the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. Warfare has finished now, we see LiddleJ getting into his hired limo as he is going to the airport, LiddleJ gets a phone call, he pulls his phone from his pocket and see's the name Pete on the caller ID. He then answers the phone.

LiddleJ: Pete, hello how you doing bruv?

….

LiddleJ: Well to be honest, I could be better, but the fact the punk ass Cole Adams had the nerve to do what he done out there in front of the fans, then the bitch has brought on what is going to happen next himself.

….

LiddleJ: Yeah I know, Shade is the focus, and it’s a shame you're knee is still fucked bruv, so you definitely can't make Vegas on Sunday?

….

LiddleJ: Well I am on the way to the airport now, I will be back later tonight so I will come and see you tomorrow.

….

LiddleJ: Right okay, will do, and yeah you too, see you then.

LiddleJ hangs up the phone and the scene fades, with LiddleJ still not looking himself, he still very much seems annoyed after tonight's events.

The Scene reopens, it is the now the next morning around 0930am. We are at the front of LiddleJ's home, LiddleJ appears from the front door, he is just leaving his home in California, walking down his front pavement towards his front gate on the house and decides to walk to the local supermarket, not to far from his home, a reporter is waiting outside his gates, hoping to get a quick interview, he apparently works for a magazine that covers the action from XWF.

[Image: hqdefault.jpg]

Reporter: Hi there, Sir, I was wondering if I could get some quick words regarding your first match up for XWF, then hopefully have your views on what went down after.

LiddleJ: Well as you can see, My right eye has a little shiner. That punk Cole Adams, Well he may of got the better of me last night, but I have many plans for him this week, I am off to Vegas tomorrow night for the weekend fight on Shove It. Shade is in my sights and that 'Scary, freaky mother fucker' is going to get what is coming to him on Sunday, I might just take that bat he carries around with as well, style it up Geordie style, If not shades then I will bring my own to the show. We start with classic wooden, really thick wooden baseball bat, next you need a hammer, a box of really long nails, then you hammer like seven or eight nails through the bat, have them all near the top of the bat of course to cause more damage and draw allot of blood. Then you have yourself a proper Geordie bat right there.

Reporter: Jesus, that sounds horrific, are you not scared of the match that you have been placed in next Friday Sir?

LiddleJ: Scared?, are you actually joking.. LiddleJ should not be the man your asking that question too, get yourself to wherever that punk lives, then ask him if he is the one scared. You ask me that question again and the first blood to spill will be yours, you get me?

Reporter: Sorry Sir, I didn’t mean to offend you in anyway, So I know you have to list all the weapons you want laid out for you on the outside of the ring, so I take it this baseball bat idea you have is your first weapon of choice?

LiddleJ: That’s right, where I come from this is a weapon to be feared, especially when in the hands of a scary mother fucker like me, you got that ? Sorry if you think I may be a little agitated this morning. That is because I really can't get over this attack from Cole Adams, the mans blood is going to be scatted all over the fall of the Allstate Arena. They are going to have to scrape his body off the canvas of that ring, then wipe the blood his clean. When I am finished with that guy, I swear to god, the doctors are going to be working on the restructure of his face for a very long time, and as for holding on to his weapon. Well he is going to need to cling to a weapon for his life because he cant do this alone, I do predict that we could be both are very much in for war on warfare, but I think everyone from the XWF knows what is coming Friday night, the guy should have never done what he done last night with that steel chair, as for that chair I hear the producers still have it, well I have made a phone call and told them to keep it, get it on the plane next week, as that exact chair that Cole Adams used, that is my second choice weapon for the weapons we have too choose, I want it used in this match.

Reporter: That’s good thinking Sir, you don’t half think outside the box. I was thinking? Why don’t you just get pistols, shotguns and big ass machine guns laid out around the ring, if I was you that’s what I would do!

LiddleJ: I see, where are from ?

Reporter: I am from America Sir, why do you ask ?

LiddleJ: Well I ask because I was hoping you were going to say America, because in America at the end of the way I see it and most of the English see it, you lot are all pussies, you lot have a problem and you pull out a gun and shoot, why didn’t your daddy's do what my daddy did and learn you fight your battles with these two right here, that’s all I need.

He holds both his fists up to show the reporter that’s what he means.

LiddleJ: You see, we don’t know how to fight battles with guns, we fight our battles one on one and if the guy your fighting pulls a weapon, then you move faster than they do and take them out before you get cleaned out. But never, ever! does the weapon any English pull out is a fucking gun. You get some low lives who pull knives out but knife you can dodge, then kick the living daylights out of them. An old Geordie tool, which you might say is as bad as a knife, but really to any Geordie boy, it's not and it's called a good old bottle of Newcastle brown ale, You probably guessed by now that is going to be my third weapon of choice, a full bottle of the stuff to smash straight over the head of Cole Adams, give him a taste of what may as well be Geordie blood that is Newcastle brown ale.

Reporter: This is great stuff man, so we have established three of yours weapons for this match, them being, the baseball bat with the long nails going through the end, the exact same steel chair that Cole Adams used on yourself last night on Warfare, then your third weapon is going to be a full bottle of Newcastle brown ale, is that right ?

LiddleJ: Yeah you got them right kid, so far we have a weapon to be feared, we have the weapon for revenge and we have a weapon of pure geordie style. The more I think I am leaving the options open for Cole Adams to show what kind of punk he his with his weapons of choice for Warfare next Friday, the more I can see for sure the guns and fucking nuclear weapons from that Korean guy we have in the company or some shit.

LiddleJ has a slight laugh at his last remark

LiddleJ: Yeah, I just said that. It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if the man first , second, third, fourth and fifth weapons were all some sort of firearm or lethal destructive. I checked the rules and there really isn't any rules at all regarding your choice of weapons, so because we all know who the fucking bitch, punk ass pussy is out of the two of us, we will all see this punk choose some sort of firearm, well I am telling you now the only one of us that is heading to victory Cole and after your little stunt last night this is not going to be an easy ride for you, I will make you bleed, then bleed some more until you are laying in a pool of your blood, senseless, motionless and in need of the paramedics outside the ring ready to jump in and save your life. Then I may be satisfied you have learned your lesson, I have seen plenty of blood in my time and I can handle the sight of blood, lots of it. I can deal with the fact I may actually kill you this week, yeah, I can deal with that fact with a big fucking smile on my face Cole. You are going to feel the embarrassment you caused me.

Reporter: This is all good stuff, one thing I was not looking forward to asking you, You claimed this past week in the promos we have all seen, that Cole Adams would be first over the top rope in the rumble match. You were sitting ringside for the match, were you impressed ?

LiddleJ: Your right, you shouldn’t of asked such a daft question, Impressed? Not likely the guy back into a corner and hid away and tried his best to team with anyone he could to stay in that ring, So yeah I was impressed at the fact he wasn’t over the top rope first, in fact he did last till all the bull shit went down in this one, but I wasn’t impressed by his performance, if the other guys used a little more effort in this one then he would have been over well before that. But one thing I done was hold in the anger I had inside off the earlier attack that night and decided to make him sit and watch a real man in a match this Sunday night on Shove It and unfortunately Shade your going to be the man this anger is let out on and Cole Adams is going to be the one who gets to watch this shit and gets to see first hand what I can do with when I smash his skull to pieces on the car in the middle of the ring, your going to sit and watch how easy I make this look and get to see first hand how destructive I can be. Another weapon I want to use in this match is a hose pipe with access to water !

Reporter: A hose pipe, are you serious ? Why would you want this as one of your weapons?

LiddleJ: Well I will tell you, when I was 20 years old and before I started MMA training. I was part of a football firm, and in this firm we didn’t just fight at football matches, we did jobs for people because of the reputation we earned fighting, people feared us and knew when push comes to shove, we got things done and people feared us wherever we went because of it. The hose pipe I used to use and soak the torcher victim and make sure he was soaked with water and made a trail coming from where we used to sit and tie them until we got the answers we wanted, I went overboard like I tend to do when it comes to torcher, Unfortunately for Cole Adams. Well when I make the trail I get some source of a electricity to spark and shoot to that trail of water and watch while the victim suffers and most of the lads couldn’t watch but me I stood and laughed all the way through it, Cole I used to do that shit for fun as a boy, what do you think I am going to do to you?

Reporter: So your fourth and fifth weapons are a hose pipe with access to water, then some source of electricity to wet and electric recruit the guy... You do know that he won't bleed this way don’t you ?

LiddleJ:Who said I wanted to make him bleed that way, don’t get me wrong I know the name of the game is a x-treme blood spilling match, believe you me the blood of Cole Adams will spill but the guy is going to go through hell before I let him out of this match alive, if I decide too that is.

Reporter: Well good luck in the match LiddleJ, thank you for answering my questions, if you don’t mind Sir, would you be able to answer what LiddleJ is after in this company? What is your ambitions and motives in the coming months?

LiddleJ: Well, that’s a very good question and not one I can fully answer at this moment in time, You see, I am just looking to take this company week by week, Last night was my first night at competing in XWF and as predicted the win was easy, before that match the bosses book me up on shove it, which is fine by me but up against another weirdo Shade and I can tell you all I am going to make that Two wins out of two. Then I catch this guy Cole Adams running his mouth, he is this, he is that well mate shut the fuck up, your boring! So here we are going into this week and I will give the guy his do right, he will be competition unlike that bull shit from last night, but after I go through him and believe me I will we will see what happens. I am hoping to go for some gold eventually, I am hoping to earn respect every week and see where we go from there really.

Reporter: Thanks a lot man, you have been a great help to me!

LiddleJ turns and leaves the reporter finishing up on notes he just took from LiddleJ words as the scene fades away with LiddleJ walking down the street towards the supermarket.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode RP#1 ... Its going to be a bloodbath!
Author	Message