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Chris MacBeth · (03-05-2016)

The scene opens up in small bar somewhere in the world, there is a XWF camera crew stood around with drinking in there hands, there appears to be a little bit of a party going on. One of the crew is holding a camera, pointing it directly at the face of Dave who appears to be growing angry as his barrages the camera with lyrical venom.

Brrraaaapppp! brrraaappppp! Trax you twat. What the fuck do you think you and Alexis Riot can do to Macbeth on Saturday Night. Chris Macbeth mostly smashed this shit out of Maverick, Riot and the new number one contender Peter Gilmour all over that ring on Wednesday Night there is nothing you can add to the limited talents of Riot to change that you numb butted fuck face. Oh yeah I'm pushing the boat with the cursing but I'm fucking angry because after Warfare, after Macdaddy lost to that cunting fuck-twat Gilmour he was a little bit bruised a little bit battered and most importantly cancelled our fucking night out!! No weed, no drink, no partying. So fuck you Gilmour, Fuck you, Trax and Fuck you Riot.

Cunts!

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Dude, literally most of that made no sense at all. We did party like mother fucking rockstars after Warfare, I don't me weird, soft cunty rockstars like the Loverboy but like real mother fucking rockstars, you know Ozzy, Alice, Moon, Wilde. Party like a mother fucker we did. So yeah a weird burst of anger that was D. You tool!

Would you guys shut the fuck up! I have a headache.

Hey Chris Macbeth is here too, you can still see the wounds from his elimination match but is definitely looking ready for his next match on Saturday Night.

Shit me, why are you laying into Trax, Riot and Gilmour, you trying to fight my fucking battles for me??

Is that what your doing? No, then shut up or I'll speak to the XWF and have you inserted in this match and you two bozos can partner Freaky McVeigh up against Twat and the pink haired girl prick.

Argh, now you've made me angry...

Ted and Dave start to back away from Macbeth, uneasily shuffling towards the door. Best leave him alone for a minute or two.

The three men burst into laughter along with XWF camera crew. Ted is literally rolling around on the floor laughing.

Shit, Imagine if we were really are as angry as the rest of the roster, I mean damn seriously there is very little humour anymore within the XWF. We got to bring the laughter back.

Ted had made his way back to his feet and picked up his drink, he takes a swig before grabbing the camera from a member of the crew and holds it facing himself.

Yo....

Macberh grabs the camera from Ted's hands cutting him off and looks into the lens and quotes Heath Ledgers joker.

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

He points to the cuts on his forehead.

I got these son of a bitches entreating the masses with The 26 year old Virgin on Wednesday Night, yeah he slammed a few bulbs into my head, yeah he won the match in the end but one he knows he was in a match and two like I said we entertained the masses, something you two clowns McVeigh and I are facing Saturday Night are incapable of doing... Entertaining is not a word I would use for you two clowns.

For starters Alexis Riot. Fuck girl I heard you talk trash about how I was going to say that we're technically evenly matched yarda, yarda, yarda, well I call bullshit, I would never say such a thing because as the world witnessed on Wednsday we are by no means evenly matched. That's right Chris Macbeth and Peter Gilmour brought the entertainment to the world that night and we tried to drag yours and Maverick stinky asses up to our level but it just wasn't possible, your not anywhere near our league and I'm afraid honey your little Riot revolution as been derailed indefinitely. Oh and threatening murder? That's interesting from a little princess like you but what you don't realise Suger Tits is that I have been around murder, death, torture and worse, I have lived that shit and you sweetheart have not got an ounce of what's needed in that bag of bones.

Ok so Trax. Me and you have had a little back and forth over the past week, talking trash and getting under each other's skin. Yeah that's been a blast but it is soon time for all that to finish for a while but first I feel an urge to comment on a few things I heard you say about me, nothing major just some crap that didn't really mean anything to anyone, in fact I doubt anyone heard you get to the end of it as they probably all fell asleep of boredom. Maybe that's your new name, Mr F'n Boredom. Yawn. Oh and bringing up the old Shakespearian story Macbeth was very clever... NOT, I mean shit try and be a little bit more original than that I can remember countless times over the past where tools like you try to use that shit against me.

Fucking Tard.

Right lets get this party started.

A DJ sat in the corner spins some shit and the guys and Crew begin there efforts to dance the night away.

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