What? Brock wasn't finished with Crimson Dickless yet?

You're damn right he wasn't-

He lifts him up for yet another F-5 but then pauses, realizing just how limp and lifeless this bloodied up rookie really is. Brock has a moment of second thought.

:Lesnar: You know something - I feel a little bit bad for this poor, stupid, ignorant, oblivious kid. First he comes into the XWF not knowing how to choose a name that isn't a ripoff of the Crimson Dong; next, he walks around attacking the wrong people and actually having conversations with them about championships those people don't even hold. It's like he's walking around with a bag over his head.

Brock just lets go; literally just drops his arms and lets Crimson Dongwannabe's lifeless body drop to the ground with a hard thud.

Brock looks over and sees Sebastian Duke still lying nearby, also covered in blood. Brock looks down at Crimson and knows Crimson can't hear him, so he spits on him again and it lands on his left eyelid. There it no flinch or movement; he's really out or he just is used to men spitting their fluids down onto him, which wouldn't be surprising considering the man makes Mr. XWF and Crimson Dong look straight.

:Lesnar: Fucking .

Brock looks back over at Sebastian Duke and notices that Sebastian is wearing a normal looking belt on his pants.

:Lesnar: I wonder if that is the belt Crimson Dickless was trying to win?

Brock takes Sebastian's belt off of his pants and looks over at Crimson Dong's little brother.

:Lesnar: Hey -- I know you can't hear me, but you're about to win this belt right here; and by that I mean I'm going to literally choke you to death with it if you manage to pin Sebastian for it right now.

What? Brock's actually dragging Crimson's Deadlike body over to Sebastian Duke's body? Brock drops Crimson over Sebastian?

Brock drops down to administer a 3 count of his own!

:Lesnar: If Duke doesn't kick out of this pin, I'm going to award this Crimson Rookie, Sebastian Duke's leather belt by wrapping it around his tiny neck and hanging him from that light fixture up there! Let's show this rookie piece of shit how things work in my house.

He's doing it! He's beginning a count-

-ONE

-TWO

- (Will it be a three? Will Brock get to hang Crimson Dongly like a ******?)