Greeeetings and salutations to you fine -and I do mean FINE- people of the XWF!

My name is Barry Masterson, better known as The Bashmaster.

Ever since the untimely departure of our dear Jett Sterling, I'm certain the XWF universe is absolutely gagging to see your new General Manager, aren't you?

Well, here I am, in all my splendid glory--ready to take charge, to steer this chaotic ship they call Thursday Night Anarchy into realms of depravity and delight that none of you poor sods have ever dreamed of!



Now, I know what you’re thinking… “But why, Bashmaster? Why you?”

Well, let me tell you-this isn’t my first time in the saddle, darling. Oh no. I’ve been BASHing things-and people-in all sorts of deliciously creative ways for longer than most of you have been breathing. I’ve bashed heads, bashed egos, and yes… I’ve bashed in ways that would make even the most seasoned of sailors blush.

You see, when I say I’m a Master of the bash, I’m not just talking about inside the ring. Oh no. I’ve been bashing long before there was a title in front of my name. Ask around. In fact, if you happen to bump into some very satisfied individuals out there-plenty of them in the XWF audience, the front offices, even the ring crew-they’ll tell you that when it comes to the art of the bash, I’m simply unparalleled.

They’ll whisper tales of my legendary stamina, my... creativity in the heat of the moment. Truly, I’ve done things with a steel chair that most of you couldn’t even imagine!

But this isn’t about just my experience, no no, this is about YOU.

You see, under my watch, Thursday Night Anarchy is about to become the most wild, unruly, and downright unpredictable show you’ve ever laid eyes on. Titles will be lost in a heartbeat, alliances will shatter like fragile glass, and trust me, things are going to get so filthy, so downright delightfully dirty, that by the end of the night you’ll all need a nice cold shower... if you’re lucky enough to make it out in one piece.

But let me be perfectly clear, my little darlings-this isn’t a democracy.

This is MY show.

I’m not here to make things comfortable for you, I’m here to shake things up, to bring a bit of pleasurable chaos into your dreary little lives. And trust me, once I’m done, you’ll be begging for more.

So, to all of you wrestlers in the back... just know that I’ve been watching you, I've perused your sticky roster pages like an old collection of smut mags. And soon enough, you’ll realize that on Thursday Night Anarchy, you’re going to feel the full force of The Bashmaster, and once it starts, oh baby, it’s going to be very, very hard to stop.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some very important business to attend to... and no, you filthy-minded lot, I’m not sharing the details with you.

But do remember, when it comes to delivering punishment... no one does it harder, longer, or with more finesse than your Bashmaster. I caution you all to go as tawdry as I... and OPT IN!

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OOC:

Hi guys! I'm the new GM for Anarchy, and I'm delighted to be here.


After this opt-in thread, Anarchy will go back to an auto-booked program.

If anyone new to the roster, or new to Anarchy, would like to join in the auto-bookings going forward add that declaration below! 

All roleplays on Anarchy are set at the standard 1k work limit.

The Revolution Championship will be on the line for this program, as well as #1 contenders match to the Anarchy Championship.