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Adventures in Mailrooming
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EDWARD THE GREAT Offline
2x Strongest Warrior



XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


#1
05-18-2023, 06:59 AM

As EDWARD walks backstage, his muscles bulging and his shiny clutched firmly in his hand, he accidentally collides with Ari Silversteen, the XWF mail room guy. The impact sends Ari stumbling backward, dropping a letter in the process.

Ari Silversteen: "Oh, my apologies, Mr. EDWARD. I didn't mean to get in your way!"

EDWARD grunts, his imposing presence making Ari retreat in fear. With Ari quickly disappearing from sight, EDWARD bends down to retrieve the fallen letter. He holds it in his hand, his brow furrowing in confusion as he tries to make sense of its contents. The camera zooms in on the letter, revealing its words:

To Whom It May Concern,

We write to you today regarding a matter of utmost importance. It has recently come to our attention that Gator has made the unfortunate decision to terminate Bama's contract within Anarchy. We believe it is imperative that you take immediate action to rectify this situation.

Bama has been an invaluable asset to our organization, captivating audiences with his charismatic on-screen presence and expert commentary. His recent guest spot as the ring announcer for the electrifying "Rumble in the Jungle" between HGH and EDWARD showcased his undeniable talent and ability to engage the crowd. Furthermore, it is rumored that Bama is scheduled to have another guest spot as the mediator during next week's highly anticipated contract signing.

We implore you to reinstate Bama T as Anarchy's own personal "Steve Sayors" (interviewer). By doing so, we are confident that the quality of Anarchy will be elevated to new heights, providing an enhanced experience for our loyal fans.

We understand that personnel decisions can be complex, but we ask you to acknowledge the immeasurable contributions Bama has made to Anarchy throughout his tenure. Additionally, considering Sassafras's penchant for the finest and most extravagant canine cuisine, securing this position would greatly support Bama's pursuit of stability and success.

We kindly request your immediate attention to this matter and urge you to reconsider Bama's status as a cherished member of the Anarchy team. Not only will his return serve as a testament to the XWF's commitment to excellence, but it will also bring immense joy and excitement to our devoted fanbase.

Thank you for your time and consideration. We eagerly await your favorable response, envisioning the triumphant official reunion of Bama with XWF Anarchy.

Sincerely,

Bama T's Babies (Fan Club)

EDWARD, unable to decipher the words written on the page, grunts in frustration. He crumples up the letter, discarding it to the side without grasping the significance of the plea made on Bama's behalf. Oblivious to the message, EDWARD continues his journey with unwavering focus, ready to face any challenge that comes his way.

[Image: EDWARDvs-YOU.png]

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Messages In This Thread
Adventures in Mailrooming - by EDWARD THE GREAT - 05-18-2023, 06:59 AM
RE: Adventures in Mailrooming - by Gator - 05-18-2023, 07:12 AM
RE: Adventures in Mailrooming - by Gator - 05-18-2023, 07:35 AM
RE: Adventures in Mailrooming - by Atticus Gold - 05-18-2023, 07:30 AM
RE: Adventures in Mailrooming - by Gator - 05-18-2023, 08:32 AM



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