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HGH - vs - LORD RAAB Sticky Goop Match! Whoever wins will do so by knocking their opponent into a vat of putrid, sticky goop at ringside!

HGH and Raab beat the crap out of each other for 15 minutes, but eventually HGH is able to retain his gold by reversing a CHOKEINATOR into a monkey flip right into the sticky goop!

Winner by Sticky Gooping - HGH

Bobby looks away from the monitor. A tear is welling in his eye.

HGH, I have to admit, what I saw out there, the technical mastery, the absolute artistry you displayed in that ring, both you and your opponent, for fifteen of the most exciting minutes in wrestling history. It's beyond words, gentlemen. On that note, well, HGH, the way I reckon, you beat Sid, I gotta get my get back from her, you know things I don't, and having watched you go in a Sticky Goop match, I think I might have to learn exactly what. That's why, any time, meet me at Warfare, and you and I will have us a go in your signature, the Sticky Goop match.

Bobby smiles and nods.

I, however, am kicking it up a few notches, theirs can go to eleven, so BOB kicks it to well after twelve, if you can dig it bub. So this won't be just some run of the mill, rinky-dink dog and pony show in a bingo hall style Sticky Goop match, nah, no way, we're making this...

Bobby inhales deeply and exhales slowly, glaring at the camera.




















































































































































A Purple Sticky Goop match!

Bobby looks intense.

That's right, this ain't your regular carnie splooge, as nasty as that is. This incorporates some of the finest corporate and industrial waste we have to offer, and the cool part is, they paid me to take it from them for some reason! Flushed chemotherapy fluids, emptied colostomy bags from celebrity rehab centers, some wild stuff from Siberia I can't identify but it smells lemony, run-off from Flynt Michigan, I'm talking a vile concoction so disgusting that it would kill Captain Planet. Since he's fictional, well, and since BOB aren't shit people anymore, we don't need it anymore. If you're human, though, you just take a shower after and you'll be fine. I think. We haven't tested it yet.