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Lacklan · (03-15-2023)

The following promotional video is brought to you by IGADP Farm Tools

Are you some slobbering, feckless hick from Connecticut? Were you born in the same hay-filled barn that you were conceived in? Did the blood of some servant harlot make you do something totes weird like buy a freakin’ FARM in Texas?

It’s a ranch, Sar.

Po-tae-toe, po-tah-toe

And what did you mumble there for a second? You got totes quiet.

N-E-Ways! If this sounds like you, then you probs need more tools! And the very BEST tools are available through the I Gets All Da P-

THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S CALLED AND YOU KNOW THAT

RANCH! Where all the ugly, smelly things like goats and chickens and whatever call for an ever increasing need for tools! And the NEWEST tool from-

((narrow-eyed glare))

-the STA Ranch is none other than this broken down hoe…

The Jolene!

That’s right, if YOU need a dumb, dirty, broken-down, straight-up HOE…with a bag attachment, because hoebag…then look NO FURTHER than Jolene the Hoe!

Get YOUR Jolene the Dumb Hoe TODAY! Use promo code #SuckItHoeBag for 20% off your first order. And remember:

🎶Jolene is a hoe!

A big, fat stanky hoe!🎶

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