Jenny Myst
The Queen of X-Treme
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06-09-2022, 07:52 PM
Jenny picks the book up out of her chest, blowing on it to dust it off. Clearly, nobody has showed any interest in it yet except Thrax.....who?
Shame. Poor Garry.
"Since I happen to have a non wet copy....not sure where Thrax got that one-- I'll give you a sneak peak! GaRRy deserves to have his story heard!"
*Clears her throat*
"How to Score When You're A 2......Subtitle: Learning Knots"
Chapter 1: Fuck it.
Chapter 2: How to Pick Up Chicks at Cowboy Church.
Chapter 3: How to Lure in Lonely Chicks on Farmers.com: A Balance Between Truth and Lies.
Chapter 4: How to Convince Chicks that Pabst, Keystone Lite, and Natty Lite are What Grown-ups Drink.
Chapter 5: When to Break Out the Budweiser.
Chapter 6: The Art of When to Use Racist Jokes to Appear Funny and Edgy.
Chapter 7: How to Exploit Vulnerability and Insecurity.
Chapter 8: A Hole's A Hole.
Chapter 9: How to Spot a Possible Relative (That You Don't Want to Screw).
Chapter 10: If All Else Fails, There's Always Pigs at the Farm.
Chapter 11: NASCAR Tattoos that Drive Chicks Wild
THEN! Oh yes, there is a then.....
It is all blank pages for the next 57 chapters filled with hand drawn depictions of country lifestyle! I am pretty sure they are drawn with crayon. AHH! My heart!
There is a stick figure spitting tobacco. A stick figure beating another stick figure with hair. A picture of two stick figures with 13 smaller stick figures around them. Sloppy renditions of RAM, CHEVY, FORD and GMC logos. I think those were in colored pencil. A stick figure with a big belly and a black eye. The word abortion, spelled wrong multiple times. Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul laying naked on a checkered blanket, having a picnic, with a big heart in the background. And SO MUCH MORE!
Chapter 69 *There's no way there wouldn't be a chap 69 in this book, even if there wasn't a 68.
Real riveting stuff folks! I am giving away a free copy to the first lucky XWF member to inquire, because, lets be honest, its not worth selling. You'd get more for an Arby's rapper with the sauce still in it.
So, again, if interested, you know where to find me! I can't imagine this item lasting very long!"
3x
FORMER, 1x AND LONGEST REIGNING (101 Days)
FOREVER AND ALWAYS
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2x XWF Bombshell Champion
3x XWF X-Treme Champion
3x XWF Television Champion
X- Title Briefcase Holder
War Games Captain
Sex, Metal, Barbie, CHAOS
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