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JimCaedus · (10-11-2021)

Jim calmly glances down at the finger he has buried in his chest ('cause that's how Bam pinned Jim, a finger to the chest, both standing, at the end of his rant. A ballsy move to say the least) and slightly steps back, Bam's finger no longer making contact.

Which I suppose counts as a-

KICK OUT!!

The ref rolls his eyes and walks away.

Weeeeeeell, if it ain't Bam Bam Big-ol'-hoe. 'Sup, dick?

I wanted to interrupt you earlier but you seemed so on a roll I decided to see where you were goin' with it. Glad I did, 'cause there's a few things I wanna point out- Steps up to- and puts an arm around -Bam, leading him down the hallway. Number one, Ma'am, I guess y'forgot ya put me through a table after my win at Relentless night 2. What jus' happened to you at the ~~Masters Of Macabre~~ Mastered By Macock pay per view, that's what we in the realm 'a logic refer to as revenge. So if you're sayin' you want revenge on me for gettin' revenge on YOU, well, you're an idiot.

Second, that there-

Jim gestures toward a custodian mopping the floor.

-that's Charlie Nickles, my BEST friend in the whole world. So, fuck with me and my X Title all ya want, just please don't fuck with Charlie Nickles. Y'wanna REALLY piss me off? Fuck with Charlie Nickles. He called you a dipshit before you got here too by the way. He said "If Bam Miller ever steps to me I'll beat the everliving shit outta that dipshit whore". I apologize, Charlie is a terrible person and hates women but he IS my best bud so I have to insist you leave him alone.

Do you hear me Bam?

LEAVE

CHARLIE

NICKLES

ALONE

OR ELSE!

And third, this is Arcana-

Jim gestures to his Pyromancer Sorceress G-F.

-she's got some pretty amazing powers. You're gonna love this one, she calls it the NK Special.

Much to Bam's bewilderment, Jim produces a packed parachute and slides it onto Bam's back, making sure to secure the restraining straps extra tight.

Make sure to pull the cord. Oh and tell everyone down at OCW, "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" ...Baby?

::POOF::

Bam appears ten thousand feet above OCW headquarters in free fall.

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