[It opens up to a random ass episode of Fox News Primetime, where we see Tomi Lauren talking her wonderful shit she spews. Then as she was continuing to speak, Tommy randomly shows up to her set, in his finest suit and tie with his hair slicked back. He then sets up a chair, six feet apart from her with his mask on. She then looks at Tommy with a mean glare, and she wanted to signals for security but they don’t show up as the camera still rolling.]
Tommy: What’s good in the hood, Tomi? How is your stance on the covid 19 shit?
Tomi: Uh, security!… Get this greasy bum off the set!
Tommy: They won’t show up here, and even if they do, they know I gave em some money and some tickets to our event in Florida this Saturday from now.
Tomi: Fine, you stay here and shut up, I need to finish my statement.
[As soon she get herself back on camera, Tommy then pulls out blow up doll that looked like her and he starts talking to it. Then she tries to focus on her rhetoric, her eyes kept wondering to Tommy as he was caressing it’s ballon tits. She then her eyes goes back to the camera.]
Tomi: Anyways, I think that Airline Attendances are nazi for enforcing us citizens to what their mask in planes, it’s bullshit! I think that, this whole Covid thing is all lies and a myth and Joe Biden and the Democratic people are terrible.
[Tommy then comes up to her, and gets a wireless mic from one of the stage hands. Then he decides to air out his views on a surreal show that caters to the Red.]
Tommy: Well Tomi, you might be right on one thing… that covid is a lie, but not really you see. My close people got that shit, and almost passed away from it. While you preach on thugs and violent crimes in the streets, there are people who are still passing away from this shit that you are clueless about.
[Tomi eyes widen up and she decides to rebut his point.]
Tomi: Well Tommy, you don’t know anything you moron. I think that there is more people killing in the streets then in a hospital full of these so called Covid people. I feel like, you know too much about that kinda violent thug stuff; aren’t you affiliated with a gang called THUGS?
Tommy: Sure I am…
Tomi: Then you I know for a fact, that you aren’t an American like I am. I am proud to —
Tommy: Suck the dick of Trump and his hooligans? I would too, if I can get close to a 2022 nomination with Candice Owens as my VP.
[Tommy then looks at the camera with a sarcastic “i’m serious” look in his face, as Tomi then talks and talks. Then behind them, the screen shows a random image of one of those Kim’s people from DPRK with images of nukes flying in the air, mixed in with impoverished people who live in that wonderful hell hole. Then the screen turns off, and Tommy and Tomi look at one another like “what the hell happened?” and speak.]
Tomi: Um I have no idea what was that message, but anyways, Tommy Wish you are just here being a troll or what? I don’t have time for your games, and antics you are showing here in the studio.
Tommy: Why can’t I Troll the republicans and Democratic people on here? All if not all, politics y’all spew can make my dick flaccid every time y’all open your mouth every night. So, I personally came up here to just have some fun!
Tomi: Um Tommy Wish, you need to seriously leave or—
Tommy: Or what?… I can leave and this show rating will go fuckin down in a heartbeat, imagine what your twitter feed be looking like with me on this show? At least, the ones who do know I exist in this kinda world.
[Then off camera, they notice that the world is watching this show with Tommy on it, including high numbers of views and follows on twitter for Tomi and the show. Then the person basically tells her to deal with it. As Tommy was about to leave the studio with his Tomi Lauren blow up doll, she calls him back host the show with her, which he obliges to. Then gets his chair and his mic and sits close to her.]
Tomi: Okay, well people, we got some issues we need to deal with in America… it’s about Britney Spears conservatorship. I find it stupid that a grown woman has to deal with being owned by her family, what do you think about that Tommy?
[Tommy then starts to rub the doll over him, then he notices her eyes on him. Then he tosses the doll on the floor to respond.]
Tommy: Well, I don’t have much to say on that end, but I guess I’m team #freebritney even if I don’t really be bumping her music that much. But she does have nice ass feet though…
[Tomi does a double take at what he said, and he smiles as if he knew he’d get in trouble with saying something stupid on air.]
Tomi: Um, no what did you… better yet.. why did you say that?
Tommy: Don’t worry about it, continue with your raicist and bullshit statements. I’ll keep myself quiet.
[Tommy then slides under the table, as she speaks, then about fifteen minutes later she starts to slam her hand on the table as if she was in “pain” and the cameraman cuts it off for ad break, then she looks under the table and she see’s Tommy being Tommy down at her feet being a creep.]
Tomi: What the fuck are you doing to me down there?
Tommy: Don’t worry about it, you need to chill out. I didn’t know you had pair of #BLM black panties down there, I thought that kinda movement don’t align with your conservative values?
[Tomi then blushes, and she kicks him in the face, and he crawls out of the table with her #BLM panites, as soon the cameraman yell’ed “ACTION” we see Tommy waving her panties in the air, and takes the mic a she tries to take it away from him.]
Tommy: Listen up world, this girl might be racist piece of shit, but she knows how to do be down. Just like how she worn a black dress back in the height of Trumps election and the BLM protests, and we all known her debate with Trevor Noah… well guess what, she’s down for the cause now! What a—
[Tomi then tackles him on the floor, and then finally security breaks it up and escort Tommy away as she smiles off. Then she noticed her heels were stolen from him as she walked back to her host table with out em on. About few days after, Tommy was back in Florida beach, he see’s an angry mob of Tomi supporters and conservatives coming at him as he was chillin at a table overlooking the sand. Then one of them take his drink and tosses it at his face, and one even spat on him, as Tommy remained stoic as possible. He gets up from his chair put on his shades, and walks off as the scene fades off.]
“I still have her heels and BLM black panties in my hands, I wanted to fuck her right on the set, but she kept yapping her mouth and being all Conservative which kinda killed my vibe with her, I knew she liked it so I kept at it like a dog in the heat. I might have broken the twitter world with my stupid stunt, but it doesn’t really faze me at all, hell I’m just an unknown guy in the world of the beautiful people. I am still confused about that DPRK ad that they showed earlier, maybe it had something to do with War Criminal’s connections with Mark Flynn’s abilities to rely information to Fox News or something to that effect.
Truth be told, it’s not like War Criminal cares about this match, which I don’t blame him. Since he has more things on his plate that he can’t even eat, it means that I am kinda in the shadows in his line of sight, I am the ghost of his Korean War enemy from the 40s or 50s, I am simply a guy who isn’t much of a threat to his so called legacy. He knows that he’ll get his flag without even trying against me, I could just straight up pull a Kevin Nash Starrcade ’97 and no show as he stands in the ring like a idiot waiting to reach for his flag; since I also am not so serious about this match like he is. It means, that no matter what happens in Sea World, i’ll still be able to have myself a free willy moment and swim away into irrelevant waters by the end of it.
So to the people of North Korea, do you think that I have a chance to take down a man who lives and dies for a government that has it’s own birthday and death days celebrated?…
A man who knows that he’s going to bring up another man from the past eight years in his quest to be relevant and youthful?….
A guy who at one point was under someone else’s ass for a false sense of having any real authority in XWF?…
If you all have said no in Korean well, looks like I have to break it to you, and tell you all that I will have to make choice that can fuck up the USA. Well, in fact I don’t know if one of the Kim’s people will even notice this flag match, since he’ll be busy eating the country down with swiss cheese and drinking snake wine, all while having gout at the age of his mid 30s. I have no hate towards the hermit kingdom and it’s people, but I do hate a guy who’d would shoot and kill one of Kim’s own family members, just to gain a reputation as a loyal bastard to that regime.
Look, I am no expert on political war criminals, but I know that when i’m taking on a guy who named himself North Korean War Criminal, I just want to just fuck him up so badly that even the people who’d watch it in their homes would cringe at the sight of a simple massacre of a man who rather be anywhere else, but in Sea World of places to be roaming in this coming Saturday. This isn’t about USA vs NK flags, which is the stip that was placed in front of us, this is just a what i like to call a “Who gives a patriotic fuck” kinda ordeal in my opinion. I am nowhere near as American as I am, just like how he isn’t as Korean he needs to bare out in public.
We might be two different people on the earth’s hemisphere, but I do know that we are fighters at the end of the day, and this match is no different like my previous solo matches in my time in the undercards. So this coming Saturday, I hope he can bring is A game against me, or focus on other important matters, because I will beat his behind up and get that flag of USA, and take his flag and beat his head over with until security has to stop me from furthering harming that man across me.
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