Ho, ho, ho, my friends!

Doc sits on a throne in the back of a gentlemen's club where they've already adapted to an Xmas theme. Doc fits right in as he wears the traditional Santa Clause suit. The entertainers, at least part of the way through Jingle Bells, are dressed as a reindeer, elves, or even Miss Santa.

Doc sits with one leg over an arm of the chair and his robe undone while puffing on a big cigar. There's a small stage where a single dancer takes the stage and dances out an Xmas song to a small audience of middle aged to old men before coming down, throwing on an apron, then stepping out of the room to the front.

'Tis I!!! Santa Doc!! Something about this glorious year of 2020 has just filled me with the Xmas spirit and I just would just die a long, painful death if I did not, once again, give BACK to this most fine federation.

So!

Bring your family and PLEASE bring your friends down to Bill & Mum's Deli along Route 66 about halfway between New Amsterdam and Albuquerque…

Santa Doc will be here taking your Xmas wishes and checking them twice! Is that right?

Meh!! Come on down and sit upon ol' Doc's lap and tell him your deeeeeeeeeepest desires!