Alright, Mini Morbid, Big D wants gold and he wants it NOW!!!!!

You're such a little punk, hiding over on Anarchy away from the REAL competition. You sure can beat Lacklan like a pro, too bad it was on 24/7 rules! Do you think you would've dethroned the queen had it been one on one, I'm the ring. Hell. No. I don't even know if I could do that, and seeing as how you sure AS HELL couldn't beat me that way, you wouldn't defeat her.

You dress like a 5 year old drawing of the red Power Ranger, but talk like you're Donald Trump....... And in case you're a dumbass supporter of his, that AIN'T a compliment! You shoot from a volcano or somethin'? Are you on LCD or somethin'? You're so crazy thinking you got super powers, y'all should call up Donovan Blackwater and star in one of his gay movies.

I took this belt from you once, and I'm gonna do it again. And that ain't no story, it's the Cold Big D Truth!!!

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June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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