The shot opens to a wall in what seems to be a residential setting. On the wall hangs portraits of some of Paul Heyman's favorite clients: Brock Lesnar... CM Punk... Steve Austin... Senator John Samuels... Tommy Gunn... and even Vinnie Lane.

Paul Heymans extreme theme plays... in a house.... because the only thing Paul Heyman loves more than professional wrestling is his own ego. The camera pans to its right. Sitting behind a large mahogany desk sits the man, the myth, the living legend himself, Paul Heyman, wearing a suit and his trademark devilish grin.

He loosens his tie while continuing to grin, before speaking.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I need know introduction.

I am the Emperor of Extreme.

I am the Creator of Champions.

I am the Master of Manipulation.

I am the Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless.

I am the One behind the One in Twenty-Two and One.

And last but certainly not least, I am the single greatest General Manager in the history of this business. Under my leadership in WWE, SmackDown bested Raw on an almost weekly basis.

Under my leadership here in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation, I took this fledgling little Monday night television show, one on the brink of collapsing unto itself and in serious danger of being cancelled, and I made it the number one watched television show in professional wrestling history.

For a long time, Monday Night Madness, never the flagship, but always the best. Why? Because I have vision. I saw from the very beginning that I could compete and defeat any and all competition because I finally had a boss that saw Paul Heyman and knew he needed to be unleashed.

It was a run that as a wrestling guy, I was very proud of.

For very personal reasons I left the XWF behind. I left Madness behind and low and behold a year and a half later, Madness is no more. It has left a void within my very tiny heart that can only be filled by one thing:

Finding the next Paul Heyman Guy.

Or Girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am now informing you, that the Creator of Champions is on a mission to create the Next Big Thing.

Fade.

(OOC: Real talk. I want to take on the role of your manager. I'll read your role plays. I'll tell you what I think you should work on. I'll basically try to help you get better at writing in general, plus be a ringside presence as far as the actual shows are concerned.)