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Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (09-15-2016)

Of course I'm better than Trump. You're better than Trump, Mr. Payne, and when you clip your toenails, those clippings are better than Trump. I am proud to say, however, that instead of a wall, I will be building a moat between the United States and Canada, diverting the polluted waters in Michigan to Canadian lands, thus eliminating them as an American problem. Also, I will be building a series of immigration centers on the border to Mexico, ready to accept any human willing to traverse a desert to come to our great land, and then be generously placed somewhere at random in the U.S. with no job whatsoever to protect the interests of those who feel their population is burdened enough already, and that their jobs are threatened by those who barely speak English and don't have a driver's license.

Thank you.

Mr. Gilmour, I can not deny the spirit of former President Skroob and his efforts to devoid Druidia of it's air supply. As such, I will be sending you an Air Supply mixtape.

Thank you.

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