Gilly... I love you. Like a brother, not a lover, so don't go into '!' mode.

Though you are kinda cute when you're covered in blood.

Anywayz, I want you to know that I'm sorry for all the dirt I've been tossing your way the last year or so. But you have to understand, it's all been for a reason. To see how you'd react. You're not there yet. I want them to love you like they loved (X)Pac. And yes, that was a 50 Cent reference.

You don't have to respond, but if you do, know that I'm here for you. Someone to talk to. some to depend on, someone to fight your battles for you like Dim and The Black Circle. Someone to cuddle with and forget about all the mental, physical, and emotional torture that being Frodo's bitch entails.

I want you to know, Gill, that I'm your rock. You know. Like the one you dug up.


Also, I'd like to send a shout-out to Ally-Cat. #ThankYouCallaway

I intend on beginning a movement that will spread throughout the Twitter-verse, nay, the entire Interwebz, so that the Optimus Prime will return. I have something very, VERY special in store for her, and I don't want the lot of you fuckwits to tamper with it. First Ann, then Kim. You people don't know talent when it's staring you in the eyes. Luckily they were replaced by wonderful chicks like Gamer Girl and Kendall, but XWF is in dire need of their Savior. And iAm not her.

Come back to us oh Ally-Cat, you are our only hope!


--tbc--