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I didn't really want 2 fight Paul. I was making fun of Rayne & wanted Paul on TheShow
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07-10-2014, 09:46 AM




--brock fuckin' lesnar appears. kinda--




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(06-10-2014, 09:50 PM)reeve Fucking gordon Said: :Reeve FUCKING Gordon Said Somethin' Stupid::
Hi Paulie,

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Remember me? Of course you remember me, bitch, I'm the guy/gal you THREW OUTTA YER STUPID SHOW LIKE I WAS MORBID FUCKIN' ANGEL AT A BIEBER CONCERT, muddafukka would cut a Beliebitch!!!!

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Say somethin' stupid Paulie, ya wanna cracker? YA WANT ME, bish, I'm the BEAST IN THA WURLD who took yer dumbass on a wild ride to THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST THRILL-VENTURE IN THE WUUURRRRLLLLD, SPACE MOUNTAIN FAT BOY, WOO!! then you came all over yerself and managed to piss yerself at the same time, all over yer fingers and legs and anus cuz that's how the Rain flows?!?!

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Yeah, about that -- That was a baaaad, BAAAD move, Paul, but SIT DOWN!!...Not THERE, Right on my SOLID STEEL Raynebow-Brite Bedazzler, cuz I'm thinking you and I need to have a little discussion about that. I wanna fuck yer FAT GELATIN FILLED ASS, make you humble, I wanna tickle yer rear with my Stardust Lightning Rod, what I'm sayin' is I will fuck you in half Pauly-D Hymen. Why not let these others step aside so's I Can give you a history lesson, F-5 yo' ass NEXT WEEK LIVE ON WARFARE while I fuck yer skull open in front of the world?!?!

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|cuz he's willin', he's able, and his cards are on the table :) <3 |


You don't like carrying shows for very long; We all know yer gonna lose Madness, just like you lost ECW, just like you lost Smackdown, just like you lost Madness the first time, just like you lost yo' gat damn mind and went into a perpetual STATE of 'Madness' when you stared at my GLORIOUS RAYNEBOW-COLORED COCK, YOU CANNOT HANDLE THIS MADNESS, PAULIE WOLLY DOO-DAH-DAY, WIT'CHO TEENY TINY LIL OL' HEYMAN PECKERWOOD!!

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How's about I retire you from wrestling altogether so you can learn to carry something that will matter in your life -- my dick up that tight lil Lou E. Hymen ah yours, then you can suck Shelby's Stinger, BITCH I WILL CUT YOU WITH MY PENIS, I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY DICK I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW BUT I'M SURE I'LL FIND A WAY!!

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Lesnar glares into a void like he's actually looking at Paul Heyman, but he's actually looking at a menu from Wendy's. So it's not a void, it's actually the Thursday night special on Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburgers, the most disgusting piece of shit in the entire world.

Except it's GAWD DAMNED DELICIOUS, OHMIGLOB I WANNA PRETZEL BACON CHEESEBOiGER!! XD

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A man with as many championships under his belt as Gordon has actually only ever won one belt. But he's had MANY PIECES OF CANDY, fade to this mess--













|bubblegum an' taffy fah dat fat jewish ass, FADE2SKOOLY D AND BIG BROCKY L!!|


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--6 1 2, worf avenue--


//say somethin' stupid rayne\\


REEVE FUCKIN' LESNAR Said:How many of y'all wanna see Paul and I have A LIVE SEX CELEBRATION ON WARFARE?!! WITH A BUNCHA WOMEN FROM CANADA?!

WHO HAVE A CONTINGENCY PLAN, or....wait, no, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS--


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"shut the hell up, rayNe"


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//joKe










(09-19-2013, 04:39 AM)Paul deadman Said: Rayne, let me tell you something. I fast forwarded through this whole thing to get to my favorite part. The end. That moment where you stop talking. Then, I made my faithful assistant Sly watch it in its entirety. In fact, I caught her trying to hang herself. She told me you wanted to appear on Madness and have Paaaaul Heyman as your premier guest on the Storm Front. I'll honor this request, but I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't warn you...

I'd tread carefully if I were you.











#What'chaBack







R: And now.... if I can be serious for a moment? And no, I'm not comin' out there looking like Lance Storm. Before you die....check this--

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=6728


R: 9-18-13. I issued an offer your way....The debut of "The Storm Front". That show never made its premier.

R: I come here now, at the turn of the tides, to correct the mistakes.....and that begins with one, simple, request.

R: I don't wanna fight you. And this isn't some comedian talking now, this is the real fuckin' deal. I'll cut to the chase.


R: You. Me. Next Wednesday, Warfare. The debut....Of "The Show". Two live mics, two of the most hated people in this business.


R: The choice is yours. Have a nice day.


--when ya gonna wake up, and...--

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