Mr Killjoy
Who wants their trap silenced?
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12-09-2015, 01:38 AM
(12-08-2015, 11:23 AM)Cain Said: (12-08-2015, 08:41 AM)"Mr FN Said: (12-08-2015, 04:56 AM)Cain Said: "You obviously have your time line confused, you little monkey. You issued an open challenge and the spirit of vengeance saw fit to accept, if nothing else to put you out of your misery.
"Know better than to mention your name? More like not care. You are the Universal Champion, boy, but you have got to be THE worst champion in the history of our business. After all, not long after you won said title, XWF went on hiatus."
"Do you know who else was detrimental to his empire's success? Julius Caesar. I told his senate he was, as you mortals say, "bad news" from the beginning. We all know what happened to him. Watch your mouth, the same can happen to you."
He snaps his talons.
"Just like that."
""Toilet store?""
He face palmed.
"Your jokes are almost as annoying and stupid as you are, monkey. As for fun, my fun has yet to begin. My fun begins when I tear you from limb to limb as I make you my bitch. Just as I did that fellow with the long hair who cut it for...a bitch."
"And that, Trax, is why you will eventually fall by my hands. I simply choose to let you breathe and live as you are until I see fit to end your miserable existence. The title? That's the afterthought. I came here to hurt people." Actually the XWF went out of business right after the PPV where Vinne Lane was given back his second rate Universal Championship, so I think you're blaming XWFs "hiatus" on the wrong champion there buddy. Speaking of championships, its a good job titles are an afterthought to you because ever since I joined the company and even before then I've noticed winning titles and winning matches in general is a feat you have great trouble with, oh yeah you manage to hurt people a little in your matches but rarely go on to actually win the match, if you consider that a job well done then well...do you I guess? We both have a different idea of what success is... clearly.
Cain just shook his head. These words didn't hurt him, not in the least bit.
"That was then and this is now, monkey. Before you start screaming "racial slur", I call you "monkey" Because all humans brought into this world after me are just that. Stupid little monkeys, unworthy of the sentience given them by your God."
"Success is different to many, and you must be an idiot because you don't seem to realize that if I want to win, I will. Plus, if I won every match, why, the " air quotes. "..."Internet wrestling community" would accuse me of "burying" the young stars. You know, what with me being over six billion years old."
He laughed.
"You are funny, black man. I may consider letting you live."
He sneered.
"But I doubt it."
Rolls eyes
You "choose" not to win every match because you don't want a bunch of  fat neck beards living in their moms basement saying bad stuff about you online, so instead you choose to...hardly win ANY matches? Amazing logic.
Laughs
You're adorable.
As for your empty threats, well maybe management will deem you talented and capable enough to put you in the ring with me sometime soon to give you that chance.
"But I doubt it"
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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:
One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"
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