(09-08-2015, 12:24 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: I'm "overweight" because I have more muscle mass than the average, non-athlete, person. Just about every athlete is "overweight," unless they're only three apples high like you.
I've got an Adonis belt and an eight-pack... there's barely an ounce of fat on my body. Ask your wife, you know she jerks her dick thinking of me.
"What's that blood sugar up to now? Or, is your blood too thick from all that oil to be tested? Come on, Jabba, don't pass it off like you're in shape. Shit, son, you got more chins than Bobbie over here. You got more fat than a Paula Deen cook book. And nigga, all them tears you've been crying about everything you've been crying about, they saltier than the dead sea. Want a butter stick, bitch?"