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Prof. Bobby Bourbon Offline

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09-07-2015, 10:03 PM

I hereby open my petition for the oil at War Games be changed from BP to peanut.

Firstly, peanut oil is natural and renewable. Let's go green, and in the name of George Washington

, go nuts too.

Secondly, peanut oil is way fucking tastier. It's the secret to good fried food, and if I'm going to tempura batter and fry my opponents I'd prefer they were at least delicious after being drown - scalded in a death so horrific I shudder to think of it. I mean, after draining your lungs will look like the exterior of an egg roll, your eyes will explode and leave flowering red blooms in the breading around your sockets, a darkened trail of liquid brain matter drizzling from your ears, your finger and toenails curled upwards, and the muscles in your face pulled taught, leaving a riktus grin. Even my opponents will he happy with the decision.