"There comes a time when someone is so verbally fucked that anything further is just them burying themselves."

Quote: Well, I'm glad I don't actually ears or a brain

"Or a grasp on the fucking language you speak? Yeah no kidding no brain!"

Quote:Ok, well, tell me man, when did I ever reference the ice chest?

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Quote:attempts at the ninja pinning on Rev were very bad examples of you "Not wanting titles."

"Oh good you're still bringing that up? Again, I said maybe I'm not here for titles because maybe I'm here to help my friend Peter retrieve his missing body part, bringing the ice chest into play, remember??? For some anal stuffer who wants to try and attack what's taken literally it sure sounds to me like you take the word m a y b e as being some kind of literal confirmation. Why not at least let me be the one to draw the blade across the spot where your head meets the shaft so I can get the closest satisfaction there is to slitting your throat? Why do the work for me???"

Quote:if the Feders really wanted to come back and prove themselves, they'd have done it when Theo and Samuels were calling out Peter, Soldier, and Feder.

"More proof that if you had a body you wouldn't know your head from your ass or a hole in the wall. Prove myself against Theo and Samuels? Theo is the biggest pushover in the history of this fucking company and couldn't talk his way out of a ticket from a meter maid! That fucking thinks he's jaw jacking when he's just slaw jagging and shooting off blanks more loosely than you shoot off contradictions and misinformation you dumb shit! I could sleep talk my way through a verbal altercation with that and get woken up by a referee raising my hand in victory while I'm still in bed!

"And Samuels? Are you kidding me right now? Samuels is the biggest single cluster fuck of random ups and downs that I've ever seen in my life -- reinforced by the fact that he's even faltered in terms of skin color. He was once seen as a white man with hopes of one day being great and then what? Same random bullshit as his win-loss history. He's a roll of the dice and that dice usually doesn't go in his favor even though he does have a few very lucky wins over names who didn't feel like putting in effort against him that week or names who just ran through half of a gauntlet before getting to him and he, once again showing his up and down relationship with lady luck, managed to get a pin only to do jack shit during his run in that gauntlet. He's also got losses against some of the shittiest names in the business so let's not toss his or Theo's name around in the same sentence as proving ones self you dickless pussy dick!

"I win. Let's just get the count over with now."

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