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Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **08-23-2015, 10:50 AM**

(08-22-2015, 09:53 AM)TomGriff88 Said: To all you wannabe punks, inbred meat-heads, bitter has-beens, dirty sluts, and unworthy "champions" in XWF, I have a message for you.

Well, fucking hooray, since we're all wannabe punks, inbred meat-heads, bitter has-beens, dirty sluts, and unworthy, it's good that you're here to set a fucking example for us all by being the real motherfucking deal punk, inbred meat-head, bitter has-been, dirty stut, unworthy little cock wrinkle who smells like the balls of a trucker who hasn't pulled over in 72 hours.

(08-22-2015, 09:53 AM)TomGriff88 Said: I should probably use small words so you don't get your little minds confused.

You should probably use small words because you don't know what bigger ones mean.

(08-22-2015, 09:53 AM)TomGriff88 Said: The reincarnation of Jesus requires your short-spanned attentions. I am very disappointed in what I've seen so far. I have yet to see ANYONE worthy enough to even step into a ring with me.

That makes two of us, slick, nobody else is as shitty as you are. Step your fucking game up, stud, this here's the big leagues now. X motherfucking W God damned F.

(08-22-2015, 09:53 AM)TomGriff88 Said: This place is full of dick-measuring contests, with people undeserving of the spotlight, and it's truly pathetic to watch.

Then change the channel, fucker, I dare you.

(08-22-2015, 09:53 AM)TomGriff88 Said: The spotlight should be firmly centered on ME. No-one else.

Now we're talking material that is "truly pathetic to watch". I get it, stud, you're new to the XWF, it's big, it's loud, it's distracting, you're having a tough time navigating. You need to get your feet in the door somehow. Put up or shut up, stud, no reason to come around here crowing like you're King Cock because the hens all have a hankering for the real rowdy rooster up in your pen.

(08-22-2015, 09:53 AM)TomGriff88 Said: No-one else deserves it. Now, I'm sure you're thinking that I'm stuck up my own ass. But, I truly am the perfect human being. I will beat anyone, and I'll look great doing it. See you soon, Motherfuckers! Consider yourselves lucky I exist.

Plenty deserve it more than you. The men and women I've fought in this company are some of the finest, hardest hitting, and utmost deplorable fighters ever to grace the ring, and if you think you can walk into my roost and saying who deserves what, slick, you've got about two-hundred and ninety fucking pounds of pissed off pure grade ass kicker headed your way ready to break you in, and I literally mean I will fucking break you. We don't think you're stuck up you're own ass, we know it. You are the perfect thing for me to annihilate for the good people of the XWF Universe on Monday, Wednesday, while camping, at the grocery store, in a bowling alley, or on the God damned surface of the moon. Once I've ground your bones to make my bread, and the good people of the world have all been fed, we will all be so lucky.

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