Jamaican Jimmy
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08-22-2015, 12:52 PM
Jamaican Jimmy be walkin' around backstage irie as FUCK, when he see dis little white dick sittin' in a fuckin' chair like it's motherfuckin' people or some shit.
What the fuck? Big J done sold me the shit with the PCP again!
I just mindin' me own and now I got some personified member starin' at me with a belt around 'is waist? What in the name of JAH be goin' on around 'ere?
Bruddah, you ain't no dick of no Peter Gilmour, we know he ain't gone one o' dem anymore, ever since that fat Nazi fella dun took it off of him and wore it 'round his thyroid-swollen neck. De only thing dat be explainin' you right 'ere right now is that ol' Jimmy is seein' some bullshit like straight out of De Serpent an' de Rainbow, mon. Fuckin' bumboclats like you is what be ruinin' the pro wrasslin' business, and what be scarin' the kids away from de 'ealin' properties of miss Mary Jane!
So listen 'ere, mon. Dat belt you got is goin' home wit' me right now. You is too white to representing the Ghekre Federweight Title anyway, it need a mon who's got the deep mahogany blood of the islands runnin' t'rough his veins! You got one squinty eye all blocked up dat yellow snot like pimple dat just been popped, and you be de only dick 'round dese parts with no motherfuckin' balls swingin' below it. Look at my balls! Look at my big fuckin' balls! I'll put these right on your skinny little dick chin so you know what it feels like to 'ave the testicles of a winner.
Smell dat? Dat's me funk you be inhalin' right now, mon. Your chance at retainin' dat title be right between me dick and me asshole, because TAINT GONNA HAPPEN. You be likin' dem big fuckin' balls up on your glans, don't ya? Got your vas deferens all up in a bunch. Paint a couple o' nipples on them balls and pretend you finally got to be titty fuckin' someone other than your own mama, you fuck boy . Haunted dicks be stupid as fuck.
You gonna cum?
Jamaican Jimmy be makin' dat pin with his big ol' nuts.
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BUH!
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