To all you wannabe punks, inbred meat-heads, bitter has-beens, dirty sluts, and unworthy "champions" in XWF, I have a message for you. I should probably use small words so you don't get your little minds confused. The reincarnation of Jesus requires your short-spanned attentions. I am very disappointed in what I've seen so far. I have yet to see ANYONE worthy enough to even step into a ring with me. This place is full of dick-measuring contests, with people undeserving of the spotlight, and it's truly pathetic to watch. The spotlight should be firmly centered on ME. No-one else. No-one else deserves it. Now, I'm sure you're thinking that I'm stuck up my own ass. But, I truly am the perfect human being. I will beat anyone, and I'll look great doing it. See you soon, Motherfuckers! Consider yourselves lucky I exist.