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~~Dick of Peter Gilmour~~ · **08-20-2015, 06:03 AM**

Gilly Dick is picked up by a random kid, and thrown right back at Calix. The jug hits him and breaks open, sending them both to the ground, with Gilly Back on top.

You deaf kiddo? I never said you never got laid. I said you don't get laid as much as you'd like. Also said you have to pay people. You never showed that they weren't hookers. Jesus, I'm the dick with no ears, and you're incapable of hearing. You denying hiring Conchita down by the IHOP? And what the fuck were you doing in an IHOP anyway? You looking for extra work what with your aversion to the ring? Oh, I know, Calix fought one in a real match, and have a few pin attempts, he must be special and a real fighter. Wait, no, that's not right at all.

Thanks for rehashing his badly Peter treated me, that's just such a friendly thing to do. Show the world hard life I've led. And the answer was 12 times he washed me. Twelve. Almost as many men as you've blown. Because you love the idea of everyone loving you. No jab at being gay, it's totally fine, as you've stated it's ok to be gay or thirsty. You just need to stop being so vain and actually pretend to care about people. Sad, man, you're having to get dating advice from a dick. Literally.

Now, I don't think you'll be done fighting in the ring, but I think you'll have few and far between, and most of them will be worthless opponents, easy wins. Because that's who you are, lazy and uninterested. You're just want to try and say you're halfway decent, but really you're not. You're just another boring pretty face wanting to scoot by. You are exactly like the time Barney tried to rejuvenate his career by having someone not fat and disgusting come around using his name. That's you, Barney Green's failed career boost. Good for you.

I do wanna know how many boxes of anal bleach do you have to use to keep that thing clean enough for Conchita? Or, do you just let her clean it with her tongue for you.

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