Calix
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08-19-2015, 11:02 PM
Calix kicks out and slaps Gilly's dick sending it flying off of him. Calix then rushes to a nearby janitors closet where he proceeds to spray on Lysol like it's fucking body spray. He then puts on a pair of latex gloves and grabs Gilly's dick. Finally he shoves it in a jug of bleach, closes the lid, and proceeds to talk to the jug as Gilly's dick screams in agony on the inside.
Calix: Well you know what, that's what you get for being.....
Calix puts on sunglasses.
Calix: A little prick.
Calix pauses for a moment with a big grin on his face.
Calix: Your god damn right I said it, fuck off! Now the fact that you were ever attached to Peter Gilmour's body means that your right to insult anybody should basically be revoked. It's Peter Gilmour! I walked by that animal and almost died from the smell that was coming from him so lord knows how many times in your life you've actually been washed. Now I won't make any jokes about you never getting any because that just plain wouldn't be true, from whatever that bitches name was he had when he first started wrestling, to Rose Smith, to Maria, Peter Gilmour has always had some nasty bitch willing to have sex with him. You know, even if some of it was diseased vagina, it was still vagina right? I have to know though, how was it spending a good chunk of your life buried in Rose Smith's ass? Everybody knows that she was a tranny so you obviously spent a good portion of your life plowing through her shit. Yet again, you seem to think you have any legs.... er... balls to stand on while you're throwing insults out at me.
Also, in case you had your head buried somewhere in Fontanna and missed it, I was just sucking face with two bitches in my last promo. So obviously I know a little something about picking up women, not to mention the fact that I'm a fucking god! Women kneel and pray to me all the time, if you catch my drift. I doubt it though, I'm sure everything I'm saying is going well over your little head just like everything else does. You actually think that the opponents that I've disposed of so far is where it's going to end? Aww, that's cute. Bet that isn't the first time somebody has said that to you huh Gilmour's dick? Regardless, you're just another one in a long line of opponents that lost to me. Now get the fuck out of my sight you disgusting, worthless, two inch dick.
Calix punts the jug at least 60 yards.
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