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~~Dick of Peter Gilmour~~ · **08-19-2015, 09:57 PM**

Gilly Dick hits Calix in the throat, then collapses on top of him for a pin.

Hey, Calix, how's it going? Pretty boy. Is it interesting for you to be pinned by a penis? Probably not. You look like the kind of guy who likes to be pinned by anything that'll sit on that pretty face. No, that's not a jab at being gay. It's more a jab about you being thirsty as a mother fucker. You know, because anyone so obsessed with himself he probably hasn't used his squidgy didgy much. It's ok to be a virgin, or inexperienced. I mean, it's not like you've had tons of offers. Or much interaction with people. Unless you count the fact that you fought CJ Sharpe, and then stepped away. You wanted to prove something to us by fighting the biggest pussy this side of Morbid Angel's face. It's ok, man. I know you're not man enough to fight real opponents. If you were, you wouldn't have settled for scrubs like Tommy Wish, TJ Wallace, or CJ Sharpe. You miserable fuck of a man. Listen up, Princess, cut your hair, grow some cajones, and stop being such a goddamn drama queer.

You want to prove to your dad that you're not a massive waste of his chromosomes? How about you grab ahold of me and beat the ever loving shit out of me. Beat me like I owe you money. Beat me until I throw up, or you can keep acting like a bitch and taking pictures in the bathroom of an IHOP while you hope the girl you paid to tongue your asshole in 30 minutes doesn't have the Hep. Spoiler, she does, and might wanna drop the S in She. Again, no knock, you insecure bitches need to find your kicks where you can. But, you know, I don't have to like it. In fact, I could probably petition to have you banned from TV for hiring a Drag Queen to tongue your hairless ass in an IHOP while you take selfies and yell racist shit at her. Look at Hulk Hogan. You make me so sick I think I'm going to throw up.

Gilly Dick throws up all over Calix. It's yellow, and thick. Uh oh, Gilly Dick might have an infection.

So, now that you made me lose my lunch, it seems to be out in the open that I've got an infection. Are you going to try and use that for ammo against me? Of course you are, because you're fucking weak sauce, like the load I just coughed up on your chest. That's what you are. You're my diseased baby juice. Go retire, bitch boy.

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