"Right, kid, Lane did what you failed to do. Lane did I failed to do. Lane did what Gator failed to do. Lane took the Universal Title from Doc. Lane pinned Doc. I'll tell you when you'll have a right to be so full of yourself, when you can do anything of fucking note in the federation, without shitting in your SpongeBob underoos. Maybe after mommy has to stop cutting the crust off your PBJs after a day of making turkeys out of your hand in art class."